The arrival of the dry season brings not only a dry climate, but also a drowsy and boring atmosphere, such as a team of "pig heads" who have nothing to do due to injuries.
Inside a house hidden in the woods, there was a small stool by the door. A bearded man with a swollen face and covered in colorful potions was sitting on the stool, leaning against the door frame, with a lit cigar in his mouth and his eyes squinted, motionless. If it weren't for the occasional question, I would have thought he was asleep.
"Have you found it?"
The captain's voice was filled with an unbearable laziness, as if saying these few words had already consumed all his strength.
There was a table in the room opposite the bearded man. A "pig-headed" man who was operating a laptop beside the table rolled his eyes, shook his head and snorted, "No! Fuck, it's not that easy to find a honey badger less than one meter long in a forest hundreds of kilometers in radius!"
"Oh~ Then continue~"
The bearded man didn't even move his mouth, the sound came out of his nostrils, it seemed like he was neither happy nor disappointed with the result, he was totally indifferent and just wanted to be a quiet salted fish.
"Captain, when did we become security guards? Why do we have to do things like finding pets?" In the corner, a "pig head" who was eating biscuits with boiling water muttered dissatisfiedly.
"Hey~ It's just a matter of personal relationships~"
A sigh came from the doorway. I don't know if he was annoyed by someone's question, which made him have to speak extra words. He rolled his eyelids and muttered in a shrill voice: "The forest ranger team asked us for help, it's easy... Besides, what else can we do now with our current state..."
In the woods, a drone flew low over the treetops, and the infrared camera below rotated around, constantly feeding back the information it received. After a long while, three figures of different colors emerged from under a bush.
The dirt and branches fell to the ground as they shook, as if the three of them had just crawled out of the soil and were all dirty.
"Hey~ We've encountered this thing several times. Have you learned how to dodge it now?"
Wang Ping's blue vest had turned black, but he was reluctant to throw it away. After patting Xiao Hua's face, the badger climbed onto the leopard's neck and turned to the north.
"Now I'll teach you how to identify traps and snares. You'll need to avoid them next time you see one, okay?"
The golden figure carried a badger on its back and walked two steps, then stopped and turned to look at a hyena that was still looking at the drone, and growled, as if urging it.
"Woo~~"
A hyena hurriedly followed with its head lowered, its eyes showing excitement.
"Oh my god, I seem to have learned something remarkable..."
Gu Laosan and Lao Hantou didn't expect that they would have to wait here for three days.
During this period, Sanger reported to the captain of the forest ranger team, who then asked the forest ranger team in Ngoro, and finally went around to WAP's team. However, the drone flew over Ngoro for two days, but did not see even a badger hair.
Seeing the sun sliding down to the place where people get off work again, Gu Lang, who was standing at the foot of the mountain and looking towards the south, turned around and suddenly walked straight towards Han Da Xia, who was frowning and thinking beside him.
His mental journey these days can be described as a bumpy one. At first, he thought that Han Daxia had kidnapped a badger, and he chased after him in a rage. Later, he suddenly realized that it was a badger that kidnapped Han Daxia. Now, as the waiting time gets longer and longer, someone's thinking has returned to the starting point again.
"Damn it! If you weren't the one meddling in other people's affairs, why would the boss suddenly think of that leopard?"
Old Han was studying the map of Ngoro at the moment, especially the location where a badger last disappeared. He felt someone approaching from the corner of his eye, and just as he looked up, a fist enlarged in front of him.
"Bang!"
"ah… "
Hero Han jumped up, holding his nose and glaring at a certain salted fish.
"What are you doing!"
"Fuck you!"
Gu Laosan's face, which had already recovered from the swelling, was filled with anger that was suppressed from his stubborn mind.
Seeing the two men fighting again, the three black guys put down their work at the same time, stood aside quietly, and watched with shining eyes. Especially when a salted fish jumped and kicked four times in the air, the guys opened their mouths wide and exclaimed "Wow".
Sanger watched for a while, and suddenly felt his trouser leg tighten. He looked down and saw a badger wearing a dirty vest, holding an apple, climbing up along his trouser leg. He had always been a "mount" for a badger before, and it had become a conditioned reflex. He subconsciously reached out and lifted the badger's foot to his shoulder.
While watching the two people coming and going in the field and screaming from time to time, he heard the "crunching" sound of a badger chewing an apple. After a while, the boy suddenly felt that something seemed wrong.
"Boss?!!"
Sanger screamed, his eyes almost popped out, and he cautiously turned his head to look at the badger, afraid of scaring him away.
"Where did you buy this apple? It's quite sweet!"
Wang Ping patted Sangge on the shoulder, then pointed at the two people in the field, his face full of confusion.
"What are these two idiots doing?"
Of course, Sanger would not answer the badger's doubts. Instead, he turned to the two people in the field and shouted excitedly: "Hey! Gu! Han! Boss Kambake!"
Half an hour later, the team hurriedly packed up and left the foot of the mountain, and two cars sped towards the road to the north.
Han Daxia and Gu Lang, who had turned into pig heads again, sat in the back seat of someone's rented car, looking at each other in silence. Through the gap between the seats, they stared at the furry figure in the passenger seat who had finished eating an apple and started eating beef jerky.
Sang, who was driving, would turn his head to look at the co-pilot every few minutes. His dark face, which could no longer be seen at night, was full of happy smiles.
"Ahem... Boss... Have you seen Yuan Xiaoxiao?"
After holding it in for a long time, seeing that a certain badger had been busy eating since it appeared, ignoring him and Gu Lang, Old Han finally couldn't help asking about what he cared about most.
"Emm..."
Wang Ping paused his busy little body, then took out a capsule-shaped object from his vest and threw it over, while shaking his head with his little paws behind his back.
"Oh, then it seems that what they said is true..."
Han Daxia was not that disappointed, after all, he had been disappointed before, and now he was just confirmed. Seeing that the badger turned around, he lowered his head and twisted open the tracker, and saw the button battery dropped inside.
"Damn it! I was wondering why it suddenly stopped working. Turns out the battery fell out! What a piece of crap! It's not reliable at all!"
Beside Han, Gu Lang turned his head and looked out the window, fearing that his weird expression would be seen by Han. Of course, he forgot that he was a pig-head and couldn't see his expression at all.
He was very familiar with the action that the badger had just made. Every time he got into trouble in Shengjiawu, he would answer like this when his grandmother asked him. His little paws were subconsciously behind his back, and his little head kept shaking, with an innocent face. If you look from behind, the two little paws must be hooked together. This has almost become the exclusive action of the badger when he lies.
"So, the boss actually met that Yuan Xiaoxiao?"
Gu Laosan was thinking secretly, but he was a little undecided whether to go back and tell Old Han. Since the badger lied about this matter, there must be something he didn't know.
"Did Yuan Xiaoxiao bribe him with snacks?"
The more he thought about it, the more he felt that this was possible. He knew the moral integrity of this foodie very well. However, he didn't dare to expose it at the moment, otherwise the end would definitely be much worse than fighting with Han Daxia.
Gu Laosan no longer had much impression of Yuan Xiaoxiao. I was afraid that I would have to go back and watch the video of the Gaoyuan episode to remember her "ordinary" face. But after all, they were people who had gone through hardships together. When Han Daxia said that she was a bad person, Gu Laosan didn't believe it.
However, the contradiction is that although he is unhappy with Han Daxia, his trust in him far exceeds that of Yuan Xiaoxiao. Not to mention their friendship, the Interpol identity alone is enough to make him spill all the secrets.
"well!"
Suddenly someone sighed in the car. Han Daxia and the badger turned their heads at the same time. Sangge also looked at the rearview mirror and looked at Gu Laosan in astonishment.
The badger has been found, what are you sighing about
At the same time, on the southern shore of Lake Natron, a hyena ran back happily with its face full of dog-like face, walking in a carefree manner without recognizing any relatives.
"Nothing can stop my yearning for freedom~~Awooo!"
Seeing the Lengai volcano in front of us, we were about to turn east to find its clan, but suddenly stopped.
After standing there for a long time, a hyena whimpered and turned to run towards the jungle in the southwest direction.