At this moment, on the screen of Gu Lang's live broadcast room, a group of hundreds of elephants was naturally the focus.
In particular, the herd of elephants in front of us was clearly not in a normal state.
Unfortunately, in the short term, everyone's attention is not on the elephants. After all, there is a big difference between watching a video and seeing them face to face in the wild. After all, everyone has watched Animal World when they were young. Not to mention elephants, there are even more exaggerated scenes.
It can be said that the picture shot by a certain anchor at this time is not as attractive as the badger riding a leopard.
"The host will tell you how you saved yourself in the past three days."
“Has the anchor contacted the embassy?”
“What are the procedures for traveling to South Africa?”
"Where's the Flathead Brother?"
"Professional in handling tourist visas, contact number xxxxxx"
"Come back home, little bastard"
"Gu Laosan has become arrogant"
"Hello, Gu Lang. I am a police officer from the Hangzhou Public Security Bureau. Please contact xxxxxx as soon as possible."
"6666, the police are here!"
"Hello, police officer"
“…”
Gu Lang looked at the various comments flashing on the screen, his face dark as the bottom of a pot. He swallowed back the words that were on the tip of his tongue, and was so angry that he wanted to curse.
What the hell are these things that suddenly appeared
Some people are applying for certificates, some are just watching melons, some are telling me to go home, and some are pretending to be police officers, but they are not paying attention to the elephants. Shouldn't someone send me their bank account number and tell me that it has been frozen
At this moment, another comment flashed across the screen, completely destroying Gu Lang's mentality.
"Xiao Lang, I am your grandma"
"I'm your grandma!" Gu Lang said angrily, leaning close to the microphone on the tablet with a dark face, "I'm warning you, it's ok to make fun of me, but if it involves my family, don't blame me for speaking harshly!"
Hangzhou.
The typing policeman and the old man looked at each other, feeling helpless but also wanting to laugh. Wasn't this young man too wary
"Oh, what should I do?"
The old man patted his legs and turned to look at his daughter beside him: "Did Xiaolang get through on the phone?"
"It keeps telling me to shut down. Mom, I wonder if I should..."
"Hmph, then keep calling! I don't believe he will keep his phone turned off!" The old lady interrupted the middle-aged woman and made the final decision.
The woman behind him curled her lips, swallowed the rest of her words, and turned her head to look at the man who was staring at the live broadcast room in a trance. Noticing the gaze beside him, the man's expression froze, and he turned around listlessly to make a phone call.
At this time, Zhang Jianming, who had already arrived at the Karatu garrison camp, also received a call from the embassy.
Afterwards, Zhang Jianming found the commander of the camp, asked for a military notebook, and opened a website.
After buffering for about five minutes and turning off countless ads, I finally heard Gu Lang's stuttering sound in the live broadcast room on the web page.
"Can your laptop... emmm... connect to the hotspot?" Zhang Jianming glanced at the 4G base station not far from the military camp, took out his mobile phone, and asked helplessly.
"No!" The fully armed lieutenant officer in camouflage uniform shrugged his shoulders, looking helpless, "Zhang, this is a military computer, it can only connect to our country's own satellite!"
"…Okay!" Zhang Jianming put away his phone, typed on his laptop, and sent a message: "Hello Gu Lang, I am Zhang Jianming from the rescue team, please inform me of your coordinates"
The lieutenant officer behind him came over, took a look at the picture on the screen, and said with a little doubt: "This terrain looks familiar."
At this time, Gu Lang's slightly solemn voice came from the notebook: "Just last night, I encountered a poacher!"
Zhang Jianming paused and frowned.
"Oh, what is he saying?" The officer glanced at Zhang Jianming, whose expression changed, with a curious look in his eyes, "Your Chinese language is too difficult to understand."
At this time, Gu Lang had already turned off the barrage display. Whether it was the police in Hangzhou or the messages sent by Zhang Jianming later, they were all blocked in the background.
Honestly, the more I watch, the angrier I get!
not to mention…
Gu Lang glanced at Wang Ping who suddenly climbed onto his shoulders out of the corner of his eye, and the corners of his mouth twitched.
Even though it was just an animal and couldn't read, Gu Lang still felt ashamed. He couldn't let a badger laugh at him, could he
"Hey, why are there no barrages?" Wang Ping, who had just climbed onto Gu Lang's shoulders, looked at the clean screen curiously.
After all, Wang Ping rarely comes into contact with live broadcasts, so he still doesn’t quite understand how those anchors operate in detail, and he didn’t think about it too deeply.
After taking a look at the popularity of the live broadcast room, Wang Ping felt relieved.
“It seems very average…less than 100,000. It’s totally incomparable to those popular online anchors who have millions of fans. No wonder there are no comments.”
Thinking of the beautiful young ladies he had seen before, Wang Ping began to feel relieved.
After all, those young ladies are so popular, but they are not known to everyone. I was just secretly photographed doing a few moves by a rubbish anchor with the lowest popularity. It shouldn't have any impact.
Someone would never have thought that the development model of things on the Internet would always be different from reality. In addition to those official operations for profit, there is also a kind of Amway, called idleness. And the scene of him riding a small flower on the grassland has long been made into a dynamic picture by netizens and circulated in major social software. It has become a popular emoticon package during this period.
Gu Lang turned off the barrage and subconsciously adjusted his squatting posture to prevent Wang Ping from falling off his shoulders.
At this time, Xiaohua, who was initially dragged behind by Wang Ping and prevented from showing up, finally couldn't hold back her curiosity. She crouched closer to the edge of the woods and poked her head out from a patch of grass.
Gu Lang glanced at Wang Ping, seeming to want to say something but stopping himself.
Just as he was considering the probability of stopping Xiaohua without being attacked, he saw Xiaohua, who had stuck her head out, trembled as if frightened by something, and quickly shrank back. In three or two steps, she jumped behind Gu Lang and lay down next to Wang Ping.
Xiaohua must be feeling devastated at this moment.
Curiosity kills the cat! So many elephants gathered together, you can't afford to offend them!
Gu Lang: “…”
I really thought too much. It seems that those who can make it to the top of the food chain are not stupid.
Clearing his throat, Gu Lang pointed the tablet's rear camera at the herd of elephants, stopped thinking about other things, and began to formally tell the whole story.
"Last night, I encountered poachers!" Gu Lang imitated the voices of those male gods in the news broadcast and said in a deep voice: "This is the first time I heard gunshots in real life. There was a river across the river from where I camped. I had just recovered from a high fever at the time. I didn't know what happened, and I didn't dare to come to see..."
As Gu Lang told the story, a jungle tragedy that was a combination of conjecture and imagination was exposed to everyone.
"I don't dare to get close to the elephants now, otherwise I might be torn to pieces by the enraged elephants. But here, you can see that the attacked elephant is lying in the middle of the elephant herd, and its tusks have been taken away."
At this moment, Gu Lang was so absorbed in his story that he actually neglected the fact that right to his left, there lay a ferocious beast that he had always been wary of.
Looking from behind, a figure was squatting on the grass in the woods, with a honey badger lying on its shoulder, its tail hanging behind it, and a cheetah lying at its feet. It looked strange yet harmonious.
"Before this, I always felt that such things were far away from me, and I think everyone felt the same way. But now, the tragedy is happening right in front of me. The bloody facts make it impossible for me to pretend that nothing happened. So today I want to make an appeal here..."
Gu Lang's voice became lower and lower.
It wasn't that the emotions were brewing too much and the mood was too lost, but in the field of view of the tablet's rear camera, the elephants suddenly began to disperse. A male elephant, estimated to be more than three meters tall, was walking towards the woods.