Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 401: Hardworking salted fish

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In the past, whether Gu Lang was going out for live broadcast or traveling, he always did everything by himself. He was used to making plans by himself, but now someone suddenly arranged everything for him, from accommodation, meals to entertainment and work, which made him feel empty inside, and he felt like a salted fish.

It’s not that Wang An is willing to be nice to him, but this time he is invited to advertise for his club. Regardless of the advertising fee, at least his food, clothing, housing and transportation must be provided.

Fortunately, Gu Lao San was easy to fool, or he didn't dare to resist at all, and let Wang An arrange it. Even the always picky badger didn't show his teeth this time. He was put in Gu Lang's bag and carried out. He had a meal at a Chinese restaurant two blocks away, and was carried back obediently to take a shower and sleep.

Until the night fell, a salted fish lay in bed, staring at the ceiling for a while, and her face became inexplicably beautiful. It seems... Being a salted fish is not bad

Fans who are familiar with Gu Laosan's style know that after each show, he always takes a break for a while before going live again. In the past, he didn't have much to complain about, after all, he didn't know whether he was lucky or unlucky, and he made himself miserable every time he went live. Now that he's off the air, he has to go home and eat and drink well.

However, this time, after Gu Laosan left the Tianshui Nature Reserve, the show started broadcasting again two days later.

Fans who received Douyu's push notifications immediately thought they had seen it wrong, but when they clicked in, they found that it was really Gu Laosan. The background seemed to be in a gym, and the title of the live broadcast room was changed to "Zero foundation in rock climbing, challenge Australia's Grampians National Park".

At the same time, an additional subtitle was added to the screen of the live broadcast room: "This issue's special guest: General Manager of Shanghai Anping Outdoor Club, Rock Climbing World Championship Champion, Wang An"

Chen Bai was also a little annoyed by the fact that a certain contracted anchor openly advertised in the live broadcast room. However, the reason given by Gu Laosan was extremely strong. The last advertisement was for his own tea, and this time the club was his girlfriend's, which was equivalent to his own.

After all, it was a dark horse last year. In addition, because of the Sweet Water Reserve, the industry image of a certain anchor has entered the upper reaches of the live broadcast industry. Douyu can't use the contract to force him. Especially since this bastard is not short of money, if he really pushes him, he will directly breach the contract and switch to another platform, and Douyu will still suffer the loss in the end.

So after Chen Bai consulted his immediate superior, he quietly became a salted fish. He just put a watermark of Douyu in the subtitle of someone's post as revenge.

There is a three-hour time difference between Melbourne and China. When a large number of early-rising fans poured into the live broadcast room, Gu Laosan was almost crying in the gym.

In front of the camera at this moment, there stood an indoor rock climbing wall nearly ten meters high. Gu Laosan, wearing a tight sports vest and shorts, stood in front of the rock climbing wall, but he was not climbing. Instead, he stepped on a tension rope with a ferocious look on his face, raising his arms to do reciprocating movements.

Seeing that the host who always appeared to be indifferent had his face flushed, his neck and arms were full of bulging blood vessels and blue veins, and sweat kept dripping, the fans were a little confused.

"Oh my god, it's really Gu Lao San"

"When did Third Brother become so perseverant?"

"Finally realized that you need to reduce your belly fat?"

"Isn't the title about rock climbing? What is this about?"

"Is this the Magic City Club mentioned above?"

“Maybe they haven’t left yet.”

At this time, as Gu Laosan stopped moving and gasped for breath on his knees, a figure walked out from behind the screen and headed towards a certain salted fish.

Purple nylon sports pants set off the wheat-colored skin around her waist, and she wore a black bodybuilding vest on her upper body, with purple wrist guards on her wrists. Her slender thighs and perfect curves were instantly displayed in front of the camera. Although her face has not been seen yet, it is enough to make people imagine.

“Love it!”

"No wonder Gu Xianyu suddenly became diligent."

"Miss, turn around!"

"Oh my god, this figure is amazing"

"Please contact me, Miss Sister"

At this time, Wang An, who came close to Gu Laosan, suddenly shouted angrily, which not only shocked a certain salted fish, but also shocked a group of drivers who were howling in the live broadcast room.

"Who told you to stop?"

Wang An put his hands on his waist, glared at a certain salty fish and shouted: "Get up and keep pulling! You are not allowed to stop until I tell you to stop! With your physical fitness, this is far from your limit!"

"An An..."

Gu Laosan felt like he was thrown into a sauna room, and there was a weird old man pouring water on the coal. His lungs were about to burst. He looked at Wang An with pitiful eyes and begged in a low voice: "Let me drink some water and rest for a while..."

"Stop making those little noises to me! When I say go ahead, you start right now!"

Wang An shouted angrily, and Gu Xianyu looked miserable. He continued to practice with a look of sadness and grievance on his face.

"Tsk tsk, you're asking for trouble!"

A certain badger pouted his little furry mouth, which was simply unbearable to look at.

Not far behind Wang An, on the cushion, Wang Ping, wearing an orange sweater, was holding a tablet to help Gu Lang take pictures. In the past, it was always a certain salted fish who took pictures of him, but today it was the other way around.

Long before the training began, Wang An had explained to Gu Lang that although rock climbing relies on the climber's strength and skills, it is ultimately also a test of perseverance.

Skills and strength cannot be acquired in a short time. Besides, Gu Lang is not lacking in strength, and skills can be learned through actual combat. The only thing that can be practiced now is perseverance. And in this process, Wang Anke will not be too gentle.

Gu Laosan patted his chest happily and agreed, fantasizing about showing off his "heroic appearance" in front of Wang An. And now, the water in someone's brain finally began to flow out through the sweat glands.

Looking down at the live broadcast room, Wang Ping found that those who were noisy just now were now all timid. Rows of "..." and "High energy ahead" floated by, once again proving how unique someone's taste is.

But at this moment, Wang An in front of the camera suddenly took a few steps forward, turned around behind Gu Lang, frowned and helped him count the beats and adjust the rhythm. When that beautiful face without makeup appeared on the screen, the loud sound of reward in front of him scared Wang Ping so much that he almost threw the tablet away.

"I understand Brother San"

“I understand that, too.”

"Anping Club, right? I'll be there now."

"Let go of that anchor and come at me!"

The badger behind the tablet looked very pleased. As expected of Wang's genes, he was beautiful. He subconsciously reached out to touch the drink next to him. Just as he touched the edge, he saw Wang An on the screen suddenly pointing at the camera and shouting, "Ugly freak, don't touch my drink!"

There were three bottles of drinks next to Wang Ping, he and Gu Laosan's were on the left, and Wang An's was on the right. He was distracted just now, and subconsciously reached to the right. Wang An saw him and shouted.

It didn't matter this time. Just as Wang Ping was startled, he heard a crisp "snap" sound. The badger looked up and saw that Gu Laosan was still holding his hands up, but the tension rope under his feet had bounced down to his crotch. Several white foreigners who noticed this subconsciously clamped their legs together, with a look of pain on their faces.

The badger's tail also twitched, expressing deep sympathy for the salted fish.

"you…"

Wang An was also stunned. He reached out to touch someone's shoulder with a worried look on his face: "Are you okay?"

“Plop!”

Gu Laosan was like a domino that fell at the touch of a button. He knelt on the ground when Wang An touched him, performed a kneeling ceremony to a badger, and then stuck his butt out on the spot, arching it into a shrimp ball shape.

Silence is better than words at this time.