"A big cow pig: Tsk tsk ~ it hurts, right?"
The comments that quietly passed by in the live broadcast room seemed sympathetic, but I always felt that they were not sincere at all and more like sarcastic remarks.
However, the comments were much less now, and most of them were just a row of "...". It wasn't that people had nothing to say, but many people either laughed so hard that they fell on the toilet, or slumped under the table after gushing over their breakfast. Some were also busy taking screenshots. Gu Laosan would probably see himself in all the chat groups soon.
Of course, when it comes to capturing emojis, the quicker you are, the better. After all, the person in charge of taking the photo is a badger, and as we all know, badgers have a low sense of humor.
Soon, as Wang Ping collapsed on the cushion with convulsions, he could no longer hold the tablet in his claws. It swayed on his belly towards the ceiling of the gym. The only sound in the live broadcast room was the "crackling" laughter of a badger, like an owl that had stepped on the accelerator but could not run away.
Gu Laosan maintained his shrimp ball shape, just curled up on the ground without moving, his face turning from red to white and then red again, as if even his heart was laughing. The blood in his body was pumping and a "gurgling" sound came from his throat.
“You… you…”
Wang An was the only one who didn't laugh. He squatted beside him, holding his shoulders with an anxious look on his face, frowning and asking, "Are you okay?" As he spoke, his little hand was about to grab someone's waistband, mumbling, "Show me, where did you get it..."
"Ka-ka-ka... Ge'er~?" The laughter of a badger across the street was suddenly suppressed as if someone pinched it out of his throat. He sat up with his eyes wide open, threw down the tablet and ran over here. At the same time, he cursed in his heart, damn it, is that something you, a girl, can just look at casually! Are you stupid!
"Don't~"
A large hand with blue veins suddenly grabbed Wang An's wrist. Looking up, he saw someone with a red face and thick neck saying with trembling lips: "Don't... oh, move it... uh, hiss, let it~ slowly... oh, slowly..."
"Then... wait a minute!"
Wang An loosened his hand, turned around and ran to the side quickly, leaving behind a certain salted fish and Wang Ping who had just rushed over.
Looking at the furry little claws that appeared in front of him, Gu Laosan leaned his head forward like an ostrich and said tremblingly: "Oh~ Woo woo, Boss~ I might be useless..."
"Oh hehe..." A badger patted someone's head as if to comfort him, stroking it with its little paw, "It's better to be useless, it's better to be useless..."
There were footsteps coming closer behind him, and then Wang Ping's collar tightened, and he was dragged aside. Wang An ran back with two ice packs, squatted where the badger had stood before, stretched out his hand to push Gu Laosan's shoulder and shouted, "Hurry up and apply the ice pack!"
"oh… "
Gu Laosan just agreed but still sat on the ground without moving.
"Oh, look at you, are you in so much pain? It's been more than half a day!"
Wang An frowned and pushed him again. Seeing that Gu Lao San was just lying there groaning and still not moving, he stood up with his eyelids rolled, grabbed the back of his collar, dragged him along the floor to the cushion, and then pulled his arm over to turn him over.
The salted fish's whole body seemed to be cramped, and he just stood there with his mouth open, not even screaming. Wang An frowned. He sighed on the spot, then squatted in front of him and asked, "Are you applying it yourself, or do you want me to do it for you?"
The tablet computer that fell on the cushion behind a certain salted fish began to vibrate, and a series of reward sounds rang out.
"Let go of that little sister"
"Third brother definitely did it on purpose"
"Oh my god, I get excited just thinking about it"
"Qiguo, give the anchor rocket x5..."
"Haha, the little sister who calls herself Laozi is so cute."
“I suspect you guys are messing around.”
"A big cow pig gave the anchor a super rocket x6..."
"Drive slower, I'm about to break the accelerator"
"The magical raccoon baby gave the anchor rocket yacht x6..."
"The young lady applied the ice herself, the beating was worth it."
Hearing the voice, Wang An frowned and looked behind someone. Just as she was about to say something, Gu Laosan suddenly grabbed her hand and said, "Oh, how about you help me apply the compress? I don't have the strength in my hands..."
"Oh, that's fine! I..."
Wang An had just picked up an ice pack when his trouser leg was suddenly pulled. He looked down and saw a badger that had been thrown away just now coming towards him again, waving its little black paws backwards as if to say "move aside", while reaching for another ice pack.
"The guy next door, you don't have the energy, right?"
Wang Ping bared his little white teeth, a sneer on his furry face, and walked along someone's knee to "Xiao Gu". He grabbed a finger of the big hand covering him and lifted it up, then used the other paw to hold up the ice pack and pressed it hard.
“Oh wow∑~~oh~￣3￣|||oh~huh￣￣~~”
A certain salted fish shuddered as if he had been electrocuted, then he let out a long sigh of relief, and collapsed with his mouth open.
“Ah~”
The man and the badger opposite made disgusted expressions at the same time. Wang An threw another ice pack on the salted fish's face, stood up and said with a stern face: "You look so disgusting! Let the ugly freak apply it to you, I won't serve you anymore!"
Wang Ping also hurriedly loosened his grip and retreated with a dark face.
"I don't either... Bah! Who the hell are you calling ugly?"
A badger turned around and put his hands on his hips, ready to curse, but Wang An ignored him, turned around, picked up the tension rope that someone had dropped and threw it aside, then walked to the box of magnesium carbonate powder to wipe his hands, turned his head and said, "You can't move your body now, so don't keep your brain idle. It's a good opportunity for me to show you the basic techniques of rock climbing."
"Emm..."
Wang Ping was stunned for a moment, then sighed. He silently said to himself, "It's my own business, don't let it interfere with my business." He turned around, walked around someone, climbed back onto the cushion, and stood the tablet up again, aiming it at Wang An.
In front of the camera, Wang An clapped his hands, turned around and walked towards the rock climbing wall behind him. After hanging the safety carabiner on his waist, he did not run up like in the competition, but started from the bottom and climbed up step by step, while explaining his movements to someone.
"Don't rush when climbing, and always remember to keep the three points of your body balanced, namely your feet and arms."
As he spoke, Wang An was already two meters above the ground, but he did not continue to climb up. Instead, he grabbed the protrusion on the climbing wall with one hand and made a movement with the other hand that made a badger's eyelids twitch.
“Pah!”
Someone raised his hand and patted the muscles under his buttocks, turned his head and looked at Gu Laosan and shouted: "You must remember not to tense your body too much. Keep a certain degree of relaxation according to the steepness of the rock wall. This is the key to saving effort!"
"Hmm~"
Gu Lang leaned against the cushion behind him, a sweet smile appeared on his upturned face, and his eyes were a little hazy, as if he had seen a fairy from the sky.
“Bang!”
A small black-haired paw slapped someone's head. Gu Laosan turned his head and saw a furry face with bared teeth.
"What the hell are you thinking about? You're smiling so obscenely!" A badger glared at him fiercely, as if he was guarding against a thief.
At this time, Wang An had turned around and continued to climb, saying: "In the process of climbing up, the arms only serve as a fulcrum, and the real center of gravity must be placed on the feet. At the same time, the coordinated force of the thighs and feet can save you the most physical strength..."
"Tsk~" The salted fish turned around and looked at the figure on the rock climbing wall with an intoxicated look on his face, his saliva was about to flow out, and he subconsciously tilted his head to get closer to the badger and said: "Boss~ Look how beautiful An An is! This figure, this waist... Wow..."
"Wow?"
Wang Ping was so angry that his nose was crooked, and he wanted to beat the bastard to death immediately. However, at this time, the timely sound of reward from the tablet made a salted fish come back to his senses. He remembered that he was still live streaming, and hurriedly cleared his throat and became serious.
"Hey, Coach Wang is indeed a professional athlete who has won a gold medal. Look at his movements, so professional..."
"hehe… "
A certain badger looked gloomy and glanced at the barrage of comments floating in front of him, "Don't you think it's a bit late to talk about this now?"