Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 409: Badger on active night watch

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The dark sky was dotted with stars, and the brilliant lights of the town in the north made half of the sky look red. From time to time, crickets chirped in the woods, and occasionally there were sounds of small animals running by.

"Ugh~~"

On the west side of the campsite, two figures, one fat and one thin, were lying side by side next to a trash can, vomiting violently.

The beer brought by the bearded man looked like Coca-Cola from the bottle, and even tasted like fruit. The salted fish started to drink from the bottle in a very heroic manner, which led the bearded man to compete with him in drinking. However, when it comes to drunkenness, it is always irreversible by the time you realize it.

"Ugh~~cough cough~ What kind of wine is this..."

Gu Laosan’s head was almost stuck in the trash can, tears, snot and an indescribable liquid gushed out, and he was about to vomit bile.

"Ugh~~ This is ale, I forgot to tell you... Ugh~~ It's very concentrated..."

The bearded man was even worse off, his beard was soaked with spit. Alcohol tolerance is never measured by body size. For example, Wang An was the smallest of the three, and she drank half a box of wine. But now she was fine, and she could even watch Alice eat.

"Tsk tsk, how embarrassing~~ With such a low alcohol tolerance, you have the nerve to compete with foreign friends in drinking... and you actually won..."

Wang Ping was holding a stainless steel cup, slurping the noodle soup, occasionally hooking the meat strips out with a bamboo stick and stuffing them into his mouth. Wolf Xiao Si squatted on the side and watched eagerly, but could only eat the dog food that someone brought for him.

Its big, young brain probably couldn't understand why it could only eat dog food when it was a wolf.

The drinking party started quickly and ended even faster. Before it was completely dark, the "designated driver" called by a bearded man arrived. An Australian woman with a waist that could fit four Wang Ans rushed into the camp on a motorcycle. Before the person arrived, the Irish-accented curses were already resounding through the forest.

"Mommy~"

Alice happily stood up and ran into the woman's arms, and was immediately picked up and kissed. The little girl giggled and stretched out her little arms to introduce her new friend of the afternoon, especially the "dog" that she had "dressed up" carefully.

"Oh! My lipstick!" a woman screamed.

Ten minutes later, with Wang An and a badger watching, the bearded man was thrown into the back of a pickup truck with one hand, holding his beloved motorcycle, and left with a clang. Alice waved goodbye to Wolf Xiao Si through the car window, and then saw a wolf in the firelight being pinned to the ground in an instant, slapping his face. Then the sound of a little girl crying could be heard faintly in the pickup truck as it drove away.

“Ah~”

Wang An turned his head and looked at the badger who "beat the child" with disgust, and said with a curled lip: "You are taking revenge on a child, how mean! Your character..."

The remaining half of the sentence Wang An didn't say was that the bad character of a certain badger always reminded her of a certain immature brother. However, comparing her brother with a pet always felt weird, as if she was being taken advantage of for no reason.

Then, on the ground illuminated by the firelight, a shadow suddenly raised his foot and kicked a furry thing away like a ball, then squatted down and rubbed a "dog's head".

"Come on, Qiqi, sister will take you to wash your face~"

According to the original plan, Wang An and Gu Lang were to divide the night watch during camping in the wild. Although they brought a "dog" with them this time, it was obvious that even Wang An, who loved it the most, was not confident in letting this guy watch the night.

But tonight, Gu Xianyu was clearly really asleep, snoring loudly. In addition, he had injured his face in the fall, so Wang An didn't feel comfortable calling him. He stayed by the campfire alone, hugged his knees and closed his eyes, pretending to sleep. Wolf Xiao Si was lying by the campfire, sleeping more soundly than Gu Lao San.

When Wang An came back from the river with the washed wolf Xiao Si, the badger was nowhere to be seen in the camp. Wang An thought that the badger had run away in anger after being kicked by her. After searching around, she found that the badger had gone to the woods to rest because someone's snoring was too loud.

After all, judging from the sound insulation effect of the tent, when camping in the wild, it was always "either him or me" between Gu Laosan and Wang Ping.

When the moon was at its zenith, Wang An, who was still drowsy, felt something pulling at her trouser leg.

“Swish!”

Someone woke up instantly and subconsciously made a punching gesture, only to find that there was no one in front of her. Looking down, she saw that a badger had already rushed out of her attack range, glaring at her with his arms folded.

"What? Leave me alone!"

Wang An breathed a sigh of relief, sat down again, and said unhappily.

However, the badger that used to ignore Wang An when she got angry came closer this time, patted her calf, pointed in the direction of her tent, and then put its little paws against its face and tilted its head.

Wang An looked strange, not because she didn't understand the badger's movements, but quite the opposite. Wang Ping's intention was obvious, that is, to let her sleep in the tent.

"Go away, go back to your tree and sleep!" Wang An waved his hand and said impatiently, "If I go to sleep, who will keep watch?"

"Pa pa~" Wang Ping stood by the campfire, patted his chest twice with his little paws, then looked up and pointed at his furry face.

"You?" Wang An frowned and was speechless for a moment.

To be honest, although I hate a certain badger, this little animal is actually quite reliable. At least since I met it, Wang An has found that this badger is extremely smart. It is simply a person in badger skin, much more reassuring than Gu Xianyu.

However, nine years of compulsory education and seven years of higher education also told her that having a honey badger guarding the night is no safer than having a husky guarding the night.

"Thanks~ I'll do it myself!"

Wang An curled his lips, but this time he didn't chase the badger away.

Wang Ping didn't insist any longer. Seeing that Wang An ignored him, he just sat on the grass beside the campfire and stared at the flames in a daze.

“Awooo~~wooo~~”

Wolf Xiaosi seemed to have had a nightmare. He suddenly whimpered unconsciously, and at the same time, his front paws trembled and kicked a badger in the face.

“Bang!”

The little black claw slapped the wolf Xiaosi on the face. The wolf woke up in a daze. When he saw Wang Ping, he didn't get up. He just crawled sideways on the ground and buried his head in the arms of a badger.

“Bang!”

The wolf was slapped again. But Wang Ping didn't push it away. He just held the wolf's head, which was bigger than his belly, and continued to stare at the flames. Wolf Xiao Si whimpered a few times and fell asleep again.

“Hah~”

Wang An yawned, looked up at the campfire, and was about to bend down to throw a few more pieces of dry firewood at her feet into the fire when she saw a small black paw take out a few pieces of firewood before her and throw them into the fire on the campfire table.

"Hehe... Just watch me, I'm going back to sleep!"

A smile flashed across her pretty face in the firelight, and she stood up and walked towards the tent without waiting for the little figure to nod. When she passed by a salted fish's tent, she kicked it, causing the snoring inside to pause, and then it started again in less than 5 seconds.

Wang Ping looked down at the wolf cub sleeping in front of him, wondering how Wolf Xiao Si could sleep. At this time, perhaps because of the posture, two whistling sounds came out of the wolf's mouth.

"Pa~" Wang Ping angrily slapped Wolf Xiaosi again to wake him up, "Damn it, you don't learn good things, but instead learn these bad habits all day long!"

"ah… "

Perth, a hotel room. In the darkness, Han Daxia suddenly sat up in a cold sweat, smelling the disgusting smell of second-hand alcohol in the room, and turned around in confusion.

"Who am I? Where am I? What am I doing?"