Magic City, Anping Club.
A young assistant hid in Wang An's office, watching the screen on the computer. Her two white and tender hands were twisted together and tightly clenched, and her arms and shoulders were shaking constantly, as if she was worried about someone.
But in fact, he was just laughing, and he was already laughing so hard that he couldn't breathe. At this moment, only his shoulders were shaking unconsciously, and a "cluck cluck" sound came out of his throat, like a hen that was choking.
On the computer screen in front of him, a yellowish-brown wild dog was thrown out with its teeth bared, and landed in a bush. Amid the chaotic scene, a trembling female voice came from the small speaker next to the monitor: "Ah~~ Oh my god~!"
Then, as the screen shook, another wild dog was pinned to the ground by its neck, twisting its teeth and glaring at the camera. A familiar female voice from an assistant rang out from the speakers: "Damn it! Stop it! Stop it!"
"Gurgle~Gurgle~"
An assistant laughed as if he had received an electric shock, and his body slid down the chair and fell limply under the table. His small nose burst into a snot bubble from laughing.
In the live broadcast room, as Gu Xiuer quickly moved away from the cliff top, the roar of the wild dogs could no longer be heard, leaving only someone's scream and the whimper of Wolf Xiaosi. The style of the barrage also began to become more and more distorted, and finally completely let go.
"I'm sorry, I should be serious, but I can't control myself."
"I'm obviously running for my life, but why is it so funny?"
"I can no longer look my beautiful sister in the face"
"Wild Dog: Did you hear me? I told you to stop!"
“This voice acting is absolutely amazing”
“I have a feeling this video might go viral”
On the rock wall, Wang An had two nosebleeds hanging from her mouth, and tears were flowing from the corners of her eyes, not because of the pain, but because of anger. Just now, when Gu Xiuer "took off" again, her head tilted back and hit her nose directly.
Seeing that they were getting closer and closer to the bottom of the cliff, Wang An thought angrily that she would beat someone up first when she got to the bottom. If she didn't let this guy know what pain was, she would definitely not be able to sleep tonight.
Of course, she didn't know that just when she was hit on the nose and screamed subconsciously, a badger kicked a wild dog in the face. So that short few seconds of footage, coupled with Wang An's screams, was already on the way to being uploaded in the background of a certain ghost video website.
If Wang An knew this would be the outcome, he would probably want to kill someone.
In order to avoid another "critical hit" on his nose, Wang An tilted his head back as much as possible while cursing, looking down the cliff with his peripheral vision to calculate the distance. As the bottom of the cliff got closer and closer, the scene gradually became clearer. Several gray figures appeared upside down in someone's eyes.
"Gu... Gu Lang..." Wang An suddenly shouted anxiously, "Stop first! Stop quickly! Don't go down yet!"
Unfortunately, Gu Xiuer was determined not to get off the line this time. She turned a deaf ear to someone's shouting and continued to mechanically rush down without even looking behind her. So when she was only two meters away from the cliff, she was still "taking off".
With the "buzzing" sound of the buckle sliding across the rope, a salted fish carried Wang An on his back, with Wolf Xiaosi, whose eyes suddenly widened, hanging around his waist. He drew a graceful arc in the air like a leaping whale, and then with a "bang", fell heavily on the grass under the cliff.
“Hmm!”
Wang An suddenly widened his eyes, held his breath for a long time before he let out a muffled groan with a look of pain on his face.
"Ahem... Gu Lang, I want to kill you..."
The only one who was not affected by the height of two meters was Wolf Xiao Si, because his legs touched the ground first. But at this moment, a certain wolf only barked once and lowered his head to get back, trying to hide behind a certain salted fish.
A loud slap echoed through the bottom of the cliff. Gu Laosan covered his face and opened his eyes. The first thing he saw was three gray-haired heads with protruding ears sticking out from above his head. They were squinting and looking down at him, chewing something in their black mouths.
At the top of the cliff, Wang Ping estimated Gu Xiuer's descent time, while throwing away the wild dogs that pounced on him, and kept backing away. When he reached the edge of the cliff, he stretched out his claws to grab the rope hanging on the protection point on the edge of the cliff.
When Gu Lang and Wang An tried to fish for the first time, the rope was already taut before they reached the bottom. When the badger tried to fish again a while later, the rope had already loosened and he pulled it up a little.
After kicking the wild dog in front of him back again, Wang Ping took the time to glance down the cliff and found that there were no two people on the rock wall. He turned around to pull the backpack next to him and prepared to run away.
The wild dogs formed a semi-arc circle, barking at the badger, but did not move forward, as if they were afraid of the cliff. This was exactly what Wang Ping wanted, so he buckled the backpack, wrapped the strap around the main rope a few times and tied a knot, then pushed it to the edge of the cliff, turned around and waved his paw at the dogs.
"Goodbye, stupid dogs~~"
With a smug look on Mao's face, Wang Ping turned around, pushed his backpack hard, and jumped off the cliff as fans in the live broadcast room screamed in surprise.
The backpack straps were hung with the main rope, and under the action of gravity, they slid down to the bottom of the cliff. After a certain badger jumped, it landed steadily on the top of the backpack, holding the straps with one claw, with its back straight, like an agent standing on the top of an elevator, and its furry face revealed the unrestrained temperament that only a "tall badger" could have.
However, after sliding down less than 30 meters, the backpack scraped against a raised rock face and suddenly flipped outward. Wang Ping stumbled, and before he could react, the entire backpack flipped over. The backpack strap that was originally tied suddenly broke, and it rolled all the way to the bottom of the cliff.
In the live broadcast room, all we saw was the picture flipping, switching between blue sky and white clouds and brown rock surface. After a while, it went dark and the camera connection was lost.
Less than a minute later, on another split screen belonging to Gu Laosan, a camouflage travel backpack fell to the ground with a clanging sound. The camp pot, small steel basin, campfire rack, etc., all fell to the ground with a crash from the open bag.
Then, a furry object wearing a "tattered" T-shirt fell onto the backpack with a plop.
In front of the camera, a badger was shaking his completely dizzy headband and just sat up on his backpack. With a "bang", another backpack fell down and hit him underneath.
“Wow~”
A certain brand of dog food kept spilling out of the torn backpack, and soon a small cone-shaped pile formed on the ground. In the voice-over, the wolf Xiao Si cried "woo woo", as if he felt a little sorry.
"Uh~ah..."
The backpack on top moved, and a small black claw tremblingly stretched out from the back of the backpack, groping for the side pocket. The camera that was originally tied to the little arm was now only half of the plastic base.
"If you act cool, you'll get struck by lightning..."
Wang Ping smiled bitterly. He fought a group of wild dogs for a long time without messing up his hair, but he was almost killed by his own backpack when he went down the rock wall. In just a dozen seconds, he felt that all the bones in his body were broken.
Wang Ping climbed up by holding onto the side of the backpack, and before he could catch his breath, he stood there in a daze. Because he had stared too hard, his left eyelid flipped up and never came down again.
I saw three adult red kangaroos standing side by side on the grass near the south side of the cliff, squinting at a badger. Their biceps bulged on their sturdy arms, and their pectoral muscles bulged under their gray fur, symbolizing strength.
Of course, it was normal to see kangaroos here. However, at this moment, under the raised arms of the three kangaroos, Gu Lang, Wang An and the wolf Xiao Si were strangled respectively. The expressions of grievance, confusion, and shame were vividly displayed.
"What's going on...∑(oo)??"
Wang Ping opened his mouth wide, feeling thunder rumbling above his head.