When God released the kangaroos to the bottom of the cliff, he probably forgot about Wang Ping. So when a badger suddenly shook his shoulders and began to clap his paws and laugh wildly, no one paid any attention to him, and naturally no one could stop him.
The "crackling" laughter came from far away, like an owl that had just stolen a chick and was preparing to make clay pot rice. It sounded particularly creepy.
"snort!"
Wang An was laughing so hard at the badger that she couldn't get up. Her lips trembled and she turned away angrily. But a gray-haired paw suddenly stretched out from the side and pushed her face, forcing her to turn her head back.
"Ka..."
Wang Ping, who had just taken a breath and sat up while rubbing his stiff face, laughed again on his backpack when he saw this scene. This time he couldn't stop. Every time he took a breath, he couldn't help but recall Wang An's face with two bloody noses and puffed up by the kangaroo's claws, and he couldn't help laughing again.
In front of the camera, everyone was looking at a guy who looked like he had just crawled out of a garbage dump, shaking his body and laughing as he fell on his backpack, then rolled to the ground. His little black paws kept slapping the ground, as if someone had hit his funny bone.
"What did the boss see that made him laugh like that?"
"Did the third brother and the little sister get beaten?"
“I didn’t hear any sound.”
"The young lady has such a bad temper, but she didn't do anything?"
In the perspective of Gu Laosan's split screen, only a few kangaroos flashed by, and soon they froze on the northern rock wall. So no one knew what happened exactly, and naturally couldn't understand the funny point of a badger. It was just based on the news I had read online in the past, and I guessed that Gu Lang and Wang An might have been beaten by kangaroos.
"Boss..."
Gu Laosan had one arm raised up and strangled in front of his neck, and he was a little out of breath when he spoke. At this moment, he was looking at a certain badger who was laughing wildly with a bitter face, and said helplessly: "Don't... laugh (￣3￣)! Save... save us... ah..."
"Crack..."
The answer was still the unstoppable laughter. Wang Ping's thighs shook, and he turned over and leaned on the backpack, his two little paws covering his belly, unable to get up. The two eyes, one big and one small, narrowed up, and the little furry mouth opened, wishing to see the little tongue in the throat.
"Shut up! It's all your fault!" Wang An's angry voice came from the side. If he wasn't caught by the kangaroo, he would have rushed over and pinned the salted fish to the ground and beat him.
She was already a little breathless from the fall, and when the kangaroo "caught" her, she realized that the kangaroo had hung her safety rope around his waist. As a result, she was pulled down.
The result was obvious. The two men and the dog were tied together like a candied haws, and neither of them could escape. The safety ropes on their bodies were still connected.
"Okay, okay... I'll come save you right away! Kaka~"
Even with the abnormal lung capacity of a certain badger, he was laughing so hard that he could hardly breathe. Hearing this, he just shivered and waved his paws. As soon as he saw Wang An's little face, he couldn't stop laughing again, making people worry that he would become the first badger in history to laugh himself to death.
About ten minutes later, the badger had laughed so hard that he collapsed on the ground, twitching from time to time like he was having hiccups. After a long time, he sat up with the help of his backpack, and then, under the gaze of the two people and the fans in the live broadcast room, he rubbed his legs with his paws and tried to stand up.
Wang Ping's posture at this moment was like that of a drunk. Even when he stood up and walked, he walked in an "S" shape, as if he was performing a drunken boxing.
The three kangaroos pulled Gu Lang and Wang An back two steps, seeming to be somewhat wary of the "little" guy who appeared behind them. However, after Wang Ping took a few steps, he suddenly stopped again, his little black paw dragging his chin, looking at the figure in front of him, wondering what he was thinking.
He glanced at the tablet computer on the Velcro on a certain salted fish's chest, and then glanced at Wang An on the far right who always had a gloomy face, and an idea in his mind couldn't help but burst out.
"It seems that this scene is quite memorable..."
The badger quietly rubbed its claws on the ground, then began to use its legs to exert its strength, and a current of heat surged into it.
The kangaroo holding a salted fish in the middle suddenly took a step back. With a "swish" sound, someone felt a lightness in his chest. It turned out that Wang Ping jumped up and pulled the tablet down.
They watched the figure flash by for a moment, then ran back grabbing the cloth bag. The three kangaroos looked at each other and then stopped where they were.
Ignoring someone's questioning, Wang Ping took the tablet out of the bag and put it back on the table. From Wang An's angle, he just licked the screen a few times, then stood the tablet upright on the side of his backpack, ran back a few steps, tilted his head and pointed it at the camera.
“Crack!”
The sound of a camera was heard, and a flash suddenly appeared above the rear camera. Then, Gu Laosan's screams and Wang An's cries were heard behind him.
Wang Ping cursed inwardly, forgot to adjust the exposure mode. However, when he turned back, the kangaroos were frightened by the sudden exposure of light. As the kangaroo in the middle kicked the salted fish to the ground, the three kangaroos "swung their tails" and ran away. In a moment of distraction, they jumped over the badger and ran away.
"Who told you to take the photo?"
Wang An, who was almost in a crazy state, shouted angrily, temporarily putting aside the doubts about why a badger would take pictures, stood up and rushed to the tablet to delete the photos.
"Fuck, I haven't even seen it yet!"
Wang Ping shuddered and rushed to the tablet. As he grabbed the tablet, he heard a "thump" from behind, the sound of someone falling.
When he turned his head, he saw Wang An lying on the ground with his whole body prostrated, and the buckle on the safety rope on his back was still hanging on the waist of a kneeling salted fish. Wolf Xiaosi also wanted to run over here, but when he jumped, Gu Laosan's body was pulled forward and he knelt on the ground.
“Ka!”
Wang Ping laughed out loud, and at the same time he looked down at the photo he had just taken, and then his smile froze on his face.
Because of the sunlight and the flash, the photo is a little overexposed. However, this is not a problem. The problem is that the badger in the photo, smiling at the camera, has one big eye and one small eye. There is also a pink "sun" on the black and white part of its forehead, as if it had just been cupped.
"Ah! (д)"
An angry roar echoed through the bottom of the cliff. Just as Wang An raised her head from the ground, a flat board flew towards her and hit her forehead with a "bang".
"Hmm..."
Wang An rubbed her forehead and glared at a badger that was rushing towards her, but she saw that he did not attack her immediately. Instead, he stood in front of her and pointed at his "sun", his anger evident in his words.
"Tsk!" Wang An rolled his eyes, but raised his finger to point at the still purple slap mark on his face.
"What? Still want to fight?"
"Uh..." The badger's questioning momentum paused, and his raised paw froze.
It would have been fine if I didn't know that I was being treated like this before, but now that I know, wouldn't it be a pain to fight with Wang An again
At this time, Gu Laosan, who was standing by, had already loosened the safety rope around the neck of a certain wolf. Wolf Xiaosi came running over, whimpering.
"Hmph, well... Badgers don't fight women!"
Wang Ping let out a breath and stretched out his little paw towards the wolf, wanting to comfort the frightened little creature.
“Bang!”
The wolf Xiao Si rushed forward without stopping. He kicked a badger to the ground, stepped on his face and ran straight to the backpack. The wolf-faced man ate the dog food scattered on the ground with a distressed look.
"Ha ha… "
Wang An finally seized the opportunity to laugh at a badger. He fell to the ground with exaggerated laughter, patted the grass beneath him with his little hands, and mocked it to the utmost.
Gu Laosan squatted next to her, picked up the tablet with a broken screen, and was speechless for a while.
"What should I do? The live broadcast hasn't ended yet!"
None of them knew that although the screen in the live broadcast room had gone black, the discussion in the live broadcast room was far from over. Before Wang Ping turned on the camera, the camera was still occupied by the Douyu software in the background. A second before the screen went black, the picture of three kangaroos "hugging" two people and a "dog" side by side had been broadcast.
In Wang An's office, an assistant clapped his hands and grinned as he looked at the screenshots uploaded to his space by the computer.
"Perfect!"