Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 423: Sleeping Wombat and Awake Wombat

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"Hmm..."

In the dim night ward, a woman's unconscious mumbling could be heard, and someone turned over in the bed.

After a while, there was a crisp "pop" sound, as if someone was slapping a mosquito, and the room suddenly became quiet.

"call!"

Anna suddenly sat up from the darkness, staring blankly at the big hand falling from her chest, with a strange expression on her face. She seemed to be happy, angry, and a little bit amused. The first thing she did after getting off the plane was to accompany Wang Ping to "sleep", but she didn't expect there would be a "surprise".

Normally, when a person is in a coma, their consciousness falls into darkness and they have no distracting thoughts at all, just like a deep, dreamless sleep.

But every time Wang Ping was unconscious, he would always have some strange dreams, such as getting an injection, being beaten, getting married, etc. However, although those dreams were strange, they could barely be called "thinking about something during the day", but Wang Ping would never admit that he had "thought about" this dream.

Until he woke up, his night vision eyes staring straight at the tent above his head. Wang Ping was still lying there motionless, and his mind kept recalling the short dream he had just had.

He even vaguely remembered the body fragrance he smelled at the tip of his nose and some indescribable "touch". The two claws twisted subconsciously, but it only made a "click" sound of collision, and there was no touch at all.

"Damn, it's just a dream..."

A badger sighed slightly, and his little face felt hot, but fortunately it was covered with a layer of black hair, so no one could see it.

There was a loud noise outside the tent, which made Wang Ping lose his mind for a while. He felt as if time was out of sync and couldn't tell whether it was day or night. He sniffed and the smell of safflower oil hit him.

Sitting up, Wang Ping realized that he was still covered with a pillowcase, and his hat was taken off and put behind his head. Turning his head, he saw Wang An sitting in the middle, hugging his legs and burying his head between his knees.

"This silly girl, is she worried?"

Wang Ping put on his hat first, then stood up and patted Wang An's calf.

A slight snoring sound reached the badger's ears. Looking around to the side, through the scattered hair and collar, one could vaguely see Wang An's slightly open crystal lips and the saliva that was about to drip onto his pants.

"Damn~ I'm overthinking again!"

In the darkness, a night vision eye suddenly became larger. A badger turned and walked towards the door curtain, covering his left eyelid with one paw and pressing it down. He didn't notice that the figure behind him quietly raised his head, staring at his back with slightly swollen eyes.

Outside the tent, the lower zipper was opened from the inside, and a head wearing a camouflage cap just popped out and paused. Wang Ping squinted his eyes because of the bright sunlight outside, and paused for a long time before getting out of the door curtain, turning over and carefully zipping it back up.

Gu Laosan came back with a pot of water and squatted by the campfire, washing the processed snake meat, skewering it with an iron skewer and placing it in a small iron basin. Wang Ping saw that the iron basin looked familiar, very much like the one used by some wolf to hold dog food.

Wolf Xiao Si came close by, wagging his tail, and occasionally lowered his head to smell the snake meat, but was chased away by a salted fish.

There were fewer tents in the camp, and some tourists had already left for the next attraction. The few remaining foreigners who occasionally passed by would always unconsciously glance at it and swallow their saliva subconsciously. But looking at their expressions, they didn't seem to be greedy.

A tripod with a small camera on top stood next to the campfire, and it always felt like the style of a food show.

“There seems to be a story behind that foreigner’s expression”

“How could they understand the deliciousness of snake meat?”

"The longer the name, the more handsome the person is. Give the anchor 6 airplanes as a reward..."

"Brother San, hurry up, or there will be nothing to eat when the boss wakes up."

"The eldest brother caught the snake, I don't believe that the third brother Gu has the guts to steal and eat it."

"灬Xiaoxiaoyan gave the anchor rocket x3..."

"If someone wakes up and doesn't see a snake, then he'll be beaten."

At this moment, the side of the camera went dark and a camouflage beanie floated by. Then everyone saw the furry figure strolling over leisurely.

"I knew that snake venom alone couldn't do anything to Master Ping."

"Reward the anchor with 5 airplanes..."

"It made the young lady very nervous."

"A big cow pig gave the anchor a yacht x7 as a reward..."

"Tsk tsk, someone was caught cheating, let's see what you say"

"Woof woof~"

The wolf was so absorbed in the snake meat that he didn't see the badger until he came to the campfire. He didn't care about eating, his face twitched, and he quickly hid behind the salted fish with his tail between his legs.

"Gu~~"

A long cry came from the belly of a badger. Wang Ping sighed, too lazy to pay attention to Wolf Xiaosi. He dragged a small cushion over and sat down, then turned his head to look at the salted fish.

"Boss, wake up!"

To the disappointment of everyone in the live broadcast room, the badger did not take action or get angry. Gu Lao San did not show any guilty conscience, but naturally switched to a dog-legged posture and said with a smile: "Boss, don't you like to eat freshly baked food? I have washed it and am waiting for you to wake up!"

“Ha~woo!”

Wang Ping raised his head and yawned, his expression a little languid, as if this sleep had consumed a lot of energy. Hearing this, he raised his chin towards the campfire, and asked the cook to start grilling.

As the sun began to set, the shadows of the people were dragged long on the ground. At this time, a cheer suddenly sounded from the north.

Wang Ping stretched his neck and looked through the gaps between the legs of a few foreigners near the camp. He saw a few gray-haired wombats twisting their buttocks and leisurely walking into the camp. Their posture was very much like that of a leader coming to inspect the countryside.

Wombats are probably best known for their square-shaped poop and the pockets on their buttocks.

There are even curious (and bored) scientists who have studied this, but they still can’t figure out why the poop is square. It wasn’t until they dissected a wombat that had been in a car accident that they realized it wasn’t because their “anus” had a special structure, but because they had a diamond-shaped intestine.

As a close relative of the koala, the wombat is another land branch of the same genus. Compared with the silly koala, the wombat is definitely a model of cleverness, good at acting cute and coquettish, and very clingy. Therefore, these two animals are nicknamed "sleeping wombat" and "awake wombat" by netizens.

Given this attribute, it is not surprising that these wombats dare to walk into the camp so leisurely. Considering the number of tourists in the Grampians, these guys may come here every day.

Soon, a badger saw with twitching eyes that a wombat, whose height was less than an adult's thigh, stretched out its claws in front of a few foreigners. Then someone put the lettuce leaves and apples he was going to eat on it. Several smaller wombats behind him followed suit and stretched out their claws one after another.

Wang Ping: …

How can this feeling of begging make Fei Si feel so good

“Woof~!”

Wolf Xiao Si barked with a ferocious expression, but he took a step forward and hid behind a salted fish, sticking his head out from his shoulder and baring his teeth. A slightly smaller wombat on the opposite side seemed to have heard the wolf's bark, hesitated for a moment, and then walked across the crowd towards Gu Lao San.

Wang Ping looked at the silly-looking wombat, then turned his head to look at the snake meat that was being roasted on the campfire, and his eyes narrowed.

"Damn it, didn't they come here just in time for dinner? Aren't wombats supposed to be vegetarians?"