Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 425: Crow's Mouth (2/5)

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"What I admire most about Third Brother is not his bad mouth, but the fact that he knows he has a bad mouth, but still dares to set flags everywhere."

"This kind of worry is hard to control after all. I'm afraid the anchor himself is regretting it."

"I bet Third Brother didn't even realize it."

Because there was no digital product store at the bush campsite, Gu Lang could only continue live streaming with his phone. Fortunately, there was no need to interact with netizens while on the road, so everyone chatted happily and didn't care whether the comments could be seen by someone.

Inspired by a badger wearing a hat, before leaving this morning, Gu Laosan took out a wireless camera and modified it. He put a rubber band on the outside of the camouflage hat, making it look like a headlamp. The scene in the live broadcast room is shot from the perspective of a badger.

The campsite is surrounded by lush forests, and there is a large grassland 2 kilometers to the west. Wang An's next stop is the Stroan campsite near Rocklands on the western foot of the Grampians, which is also the last stop of this trip.

At their current location, if they took the highway, they would need to go around the south side of the Grampians, a distance of nearly 100 kilometers. But if they crossed the mountains, the straight-line distance was only 30 kilometers. Of course, driving around would be faster, but Wang An originally came for the rock climbing spots in the mountains, and the significance of the highway was only to find a camping site.

The two people who entered the northwest woods seemed to have forgotten that the animals they disliked yesterday were not just kangaroos. After walking less than a kilometer, when Wang Ping turned his head to look at a bush somewhere, the two people in front of him and the netizens behind the camera saw a familiar furry figure.

"Hmm~"

When encountering the "two-legged beast" at the doorstep of its home, the wombat's first feeling was not fear, but joy, and it turned into a rolling ball of fur and ran towards this side.

"Fuck! Aren't these 'clingy monsters' endangered? Why the hell do I see them everywhere I go?"

Gu Laosan yelled strangely and ran forward with Wang An. Wolf Xiaosi was even more panicked. He didn't even need the badger to remind him. He roared and passed Gu Laosan and ran forward. The branches and leaves of the bushes kept hitting the badger's face. Wang Ping slapped the wolf several times but couldn't stop it.

“I knew it wasn’t that simple.”

"Please find the psychological shadow area of the third brother"

"I want to see the young lady's expression at this moment"

“I have a feeling this isn’t over yet.”

"Hmm~" The wombat's sad cry continued to sound behind them, but neither Gu Lang nor Wang An dared to stop, fearing that they would be hugged in the next second. While running, the salted fish pulled Wang An's backpack, took out the apples he had just bought this morning and threw them behind him to stop the bear's steps.

Seeing food, the wombats chased even more happily.

The chase lasted less than ten minutes, during which Gu Lao San fell and was dragged up by Wang An. At this time, Wolf Xiao Si had already run away with Wang Ping on his back, and the light ahead gradually became sufficient. Just as the two were about to rush out of the woods, Gu Lang heard a series of tips coming from the mobile phone in the backpack behind him.

After going around a bush, the two of them were already on the grassland. Less than 10 kilometers away, the cliffs on the western foot of the Grampians were stacked and interlaced. Not far in front of them, there was a river running through the grassland, sparkling in the sun.

However, in the eyes of Gu Lang and Wang An, none of these were as eye-catching as the group of big-eared elves jumping on the grassland.

After stamping his feet, Wang An suddenly turned his head and glared at someone, humming, "You're such a scoundrel!"

"I..." Gu Laosan opened his mouth and was speechless for a while. Then he looked around and changed the subject: "Hey, where are Qiqi and the boss?"

At this time, they heard a badger howl in the distance, and then the unique "dog" barking of Wolf Xiaosi was getting closer and closer. They both looked at it at the same time, their faces changed, and they turned around and ran south along the woods.

In the bushes on the northwest side of the woods, a green and white spotted "dog" was dragging a badger and running wildly. Behind it, two kangaroos were jumping and chasing. Even though Wolf Xiao Si used all his strength, the kangaroos were still chasing him closer and closer.

A certain wolf was really upset. He was a "ferocious beast" after all, but he was chased by two herbivores. Who is responsible for the evolution of these Australian animals? Why don't you come out and take care of it

Since he didn't have to run "personally", Wang Ping turned his head and observed the kangaroos chasing behind him with interest. Judging from the fur color and body size, it seemed that it was a different species from the one he encountered under the Belfede Cliff. The kangaroos here were generally grayish white and slightly smaller in size.

Wang Ping saw curiosity and excitement on the "rat face" with protruding ears.

Come to think of it, living in the Grampians means that they are constantly in contact with humans. If they didn't have a bit of tolerance and curiosity, I'm afraid these animals would have run away long ago, and how could they be seen everywhere

Looking at the height of nearly 1.5 meters and the jumping speed faster than a wolf, the badger rubbed his chin with one paw and narrowed his eyes.

"I don't know if this thing can be ridden..."

The little black claw patted the wolf's neck. If it were usual, the wolf would know that this was "Mom" asking it to stop. But now, Wolf Xiao Si just pretended not to notice and ran wildly towards the two people who turned and ran away with his tongue hanging out.

“Bang!”

The pat turned into a slap, and the wolf paused for a moment. Just when Wang Ping thought it had stopped and loosened the collar to get up, Wolf Xiao Si suddenly did a "salty wolf somersault" on the spot, instantly knocking the badger off, and then ran towards Gu Lang at a faster speed.

“Plop~”

Wang Ping threw his head against the ground and dived into the grass.

“Ah~!”

Covering his nose and standing up, Wang Ping looked at the back of a certain wolf that had already run several meters away, and jumped to his feet and cursed, "Just wait for me, you little bastard! If I don't beat you to death, I will write the word Wang upside down!"

"Shua~"

A gray foot taller than a badger's knee stepped on the grass behind him. Wang Ping looked back and saw the gray-haired mouse face approaching. Its big black eyes with eyelashes looked a bit like an alpaca. But if you count the ears, it looks more like a rabbit.

"Hello~" A badger waved his little paw, and then he saw a gray-haired paw bigger than his face with long claws grabbing him.

At the edge of the woods, Gu Lang pulled Wang An and ran for nearly 500 meters in one breath. Seeing that the kangaroo behind them seemed to have given up chasing them, they stopped to hold their knees and catch their breath. The sound of grass leaves behind them was heard, and Wolf Xiao Si came back whimpering with his tail between his legs, and jumped onto the backpack behind Gu Lao San, hugged his neck and called out.

"Ouch, come down quickly! You might fall!"

Gu Laosan was panting heavily. He reached behind him to grab the front paws of wolf Xiaosi and pulled it in front of him. Only then did he realize that Wang Ping on the wolf's back was missing.

"Ugly... where's that guy?" Wang An frowned and turned around to look, but there was nothing on the empty grass.

"Boss? Boss!"

Gu Laosan put his hands around his mouth and shouted twice, but no one responded... Badger responded.

“That’s right!”

Gu Lang quickly took off his backpack and went to look for his phone. Meanwhile, Wang An had already taken his phone out of the side pocket of his backpack and entered someone's live broadcast room.

"What's this?"

When the girl cried out in surprise, the man and the dog beside her came forward and saw a patch of gray hair shaking constantly on the screen. Gu Laosan reached out and clicked on the barrage display, and his face darkened instantly.

"Third brother, if I were you, I would run now"

"The facts once again prove that Gu Laosan is the reincarnation of a crow."

“There is no curse that cannot be fulfilled on the anchor”

"Balala Energy~Hunila~Black Crow Transformation!"