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Chapter 426: Is it fun to ride a kangaroo? (3/5)

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Under Wang An's amused gaze, Gu Lang angrily turned off the floating barrage. At this time, he found that the picture behind the barrage suddenly changed, with green trees and grass, blue sky and white clouds, which looked familiar.

In the middle of the picture, there are two figures as small as rice grains standing, and there seems to be a... "dog" squatting next to them

Gu Xianyu frowned and turned around to look. In the distance, two gray shadows stood still on the grass. On the top of one of the gray shadows' heads, there seemed to be a "green hat" dangling.

Wang Ping grabbed the gray hair on the neck of a kangaroo and finally climbed to the top of its head. Unfortunately, the kangaroo's head is too small compared to its body size. Once it stands up, there is no place to sit. The badger had to lie on the kangaroo's head in a posture of lying on the wall, holding on to its big ears with its little arms.

After adjusting to a relatively comfortable position, the badger took a breath and kicked the mouse's neck with its calf.

"Jerboa~ Let's go!"

“Chiji~Chijiga~!”

A kangaroo stood there in a daze, subconsciously trying to grab something on its head, but it was not as strong as a badger, so when it reached out, its claws were either slapped back or it touched nothing.

After a moment's stalemate, a sound was heard, and a moment later a small black paw stretched out in front of the eyes, holding a handful of grass and shaking it constantly.

"Emm~"

A kangaroo narrowed its eyes with a mocking expression.

"There's grass everywhere on this grassland. Why do you have to eat the one in your hand?"

But while mocking, his nose kept moving, and his mouth subconsciously stretched forward, moving closer to the little black claw. He truly demonstrated what it means to "say no with your mouth, but your body is very honest."

The little black claw stretched forward again, and a kangaroo stretched its head over, but it did not shorten the distance at all.

"Hoo~ta!"

The screen in the live broadcast room suddenly shook and rose and fell, the grass quickly moved away, and then approached again. The roller coaster-like perspective instantly made some netizens who were afraid of heights and 3D dizziness weaken their legs.

"Yes, that's right. Jump forward! Jump over there!"

A badger was clinging to the protruding ears of a kangaroo with one of its paws. As it watched the distance between it and the two people in the distance getting shorter and shorter, its furry face was filled with joy.

"Brother knew that kangaroos can be ridden!"

A row of "666" floated across the live broadcast room, and many fans sighed that there is indeed no animal that the boss can't ride. As long as time permits, this guy will ride all over the natural world sooner or later. In terms of coolness and pretentiousness, I don't know how many streets ahead of a certain anchor.

However, Gu Laosan didn't think the badger was so cool at the moment. Looking at the figure getting closer and closer, he just felt a little pain in his head.

"Let's go!"

At this time, he didn't care whether the badger was still on the kangaroo. Gu Laosan turned around and pulled Wang An to continue running. However, he just held the soft and boneless little hand and was thrown away in an instant. Wang An took off his backpack and stood there rubbing his wrist with a fierce expression.

"I won't run away! At worst I'll fight it!"

The kangaroo jumped very fast. In just two minutes, the original small gray shadow had already come close. Wolf Xiao Si howled, left the two behind and ran out again. Gu Lao San also wanted to run, but Wang An refused to leave, so he gritted his teeth and stayed where he was.

Unlike the big red kangaroos they had encountered before, the relatively "petite" gray kangaroos in front of them did not show strong aggressiveness right away, but stared at the two with curiosity.

On the kangaroo's head, the badger's camouflage cap had been pulled back, but it was not blown away by the wind because of the rubber band hanging around its neck. After struggling to put the cap back on top of its head, Wang Ping did not greet the two people immediately, but crawled forward and put the grass in his paw close to the kangaroo's mouth and stuffed it into it.

“Crackle~Crackle~”

The kangaroo chewed left and right with its black-haired mouth. As its small black paws stroked its face, it squinted its eyes and seemed to be enjoying it.

Gu Laosan and Wang An looked at each other in bewilderment. Why did this kangaroo seem different from the previous ones? Was it domesticated

"Boss, boss~~" Seeing that the kangaroo didn't "take action", Gu Laosan came over like a dog, looked at the badger who was only a head shorter than him and said with a smile: "Does it feel good to ride a kangaroo?"

A furry figure nodded: "It must be awesome, like riding a roller coaster, I almost vomited..."

At this time, the gray kangaroo seemed to have finished eating the grass in its mouth, and suddenly lowered its head, almost knocking Wang Ping off. But the badger calmly stretched its claws to the inside of the small T-shirt on its body, took out a handful of grass, and handed it to the kangaroo's mouth.

A certain salted fish raised his eyebrows, turned his head to look at the "docile" gray kangaroo, then looked at the shadow of the Grampians in the west, his expression somewhat eager to try.

"An An, I have a bold idea!"

At this time, a "dog" barking sound came from behind. The wolf Xiao Si who had just rushed out ran back in a panic, followed by a group of kangaroos with their families.

On the coast of Perth, Han Daxia was relieved after receiving Sama's identity sent back from the headquarters.

Although the security team was not on the list, it was only a secret organization. The actual personnel files were easy to check. Especially because there were often disagreements on poacher cases, the two headquarters had a lot of verbal battles. Upon learning that Han Daxia was investigating the members of the security team, his immediate superior warned him.

But even without a warning, Old Han would not dare to act rashly. It was fine to let him investigate the case, but if he was to track and investigate a mercenary, Old Han would not be his match.

At this moment, he realized why Sama's figure looked familiar. He had met Team 3 once in Saudi Arabia, and the female player hiding behind the light was her.

But it is impossible for him to let go.

It would have been fine if he didn't know Sama's identity before, but now that he knew that she was a member of the Security Team 3 and had just fought a battle with poachers in Kenya, Han Daxia absolutely did not believe that it was a coincidence that Yuan Xiaoxiao and she appeared in the same photo.

I believe Yuan Xiaoxiao is probably the same as him, staring at this girl named Sama. Unfortunately, his target is too obvious, and the more so, the more he dares not approach Sama.

"Oh~" Han sighed and began to miss a certain "agile and smart" badger.

"This bastard actually dared to block me..."

In the hotel room, someone paced back and forth for a few steps, then suddenly clapped his hands, turned around and began to pack his luggage.

Didn’t a philosopher once said, “If the mountain doesn’t come to me, I will go to it.”

About 300 metres away from the eastern cliffs of the Grampians, on the side of the road that skirted the mountains, a figure fell to his knees and began to retch into the grass.

"Ugh~~~"

Tears and snot dripped along with saliva, and a certain salted fish with a red face and thick neck supported himself on the ground, with circles of black shadows and stars in front of his eyes.

Next to them, a group of gray kangaroos looked at each other, and one of them even came forward and looked down at someone curiously.

“Ugh~”

The same retching sound was heard on the other side. A group of furry creatures turned around at the same time and found that someone who had just stopped and ran to the edge of a forest impatiently was also vomiting while holding onto a tree.

"How's that? I said it's as good as riding a roller coaster, right?"

Wang Ping slid down from the back of one of the kangaroos and clapped his paws, looking gloating, but his feet were a little unsteady.