It turns out that the muscles of kangaroos are not in vain. Even if they carry an adult, they can jump very fast. But why do people ride ostriches but no one rides kangaroos? Gu Laosan finally found out today.
"Ugh!! Cough cough..."
After vomiting up all the breakfast, I vomited acid again with tears streaming down my face. Someone sighed in his heart, I really believed in the badger, riding a kangaroo is really "cool", it's better than drifting on a hand tractor, I'm going to vomit bile all at once.
Although Wang An hid away, he could tell from the sound that he was not in good shape either. He was afraid that his breakfast had been wasted.
"Oooooh! Woohoo~"
The wailing of Wolf Xiao Si at this moment was miserable. The poor wolf cub was almost frightened to death. At this time, the climbing safety belt on his body was buckled on the back of one of the kangaroos. The kangaroo's belly was still dripping with water, and I didn't know if it was scared to pee.
After resting for a while, a badger who was about to untie it covered its nose and dodged as soon as it approached, with disgust on its furry face.
"It's not that I'm disloyal. Let whoever tied you up come and save you!"
Through the camera on top of a badger's head, in addition to the howling Wolf Xiao Si, everyone in the live broadcast room also saw Wang An running to the woods to vomit.
"The young lady was not spared either."
"Kangaroos are not so easy to ride"
"I just want to ask Third Brother, does your balls hurt?"
"The scene just now is destined to become a classic"
"Everyone else is carsick, but the anchor is rat-sick"
Needless to say, a bold idea of a salted fish before was to ride a kangaroo through the grasslands in the west to reach the foot of the Grampians. After all, the distance is nearly ten kilometers, and the grasslands are rugged and uneven, so it is normal to walk for two or three hours.
But it's different for kangaroos. With their jumping speed of 50 kilometers per hour, this distance is just a walk and they can reach the destination in just over ten minutes.
It happened that Wolf Xiaosi was running away and brought back a bunch of curious kangaroos of all sizes. So a certain anchor encouraged Wang An to get close to them with the few remaining apples, and then put the backpack and Wolf Xiaosi on the kangaroos, and each of them picked a big one and climbed on it.
However, when the "rat swarm" jumped up and fell back to the ground, a certain salted fish sat back on the rat's back due to inertia, and then "flew up" again, and the screams never stopped.
I'm afraid he never expected that these ten minutes would actually be longer than two hours.
Thanks to the badger who deliberately pressed his hat tightly for fear that it would be blown away by the wind, the audience in the live broadcast room watched the whole farce of riding a kangaroo and laughed their heads off.
Wang An would never have thought that when she came to a certain Xianyu website to make a rock climbing advertisement, she would become a hot topic because of riding a kangaroo.
“Chirp~~”
In fact, the kangaroos were exhausted after carrying all these things. Some of them were nibbling on the grass, while others were lying on the ground with their arms supporting their bodies. However, some of them who were just joining in the fun didn't feel anything. They came to Gu Laosan as if to help, patting his back intimately, and almost pushed him into the puddle of vomit.
Surrounded by a group of rats, Wang Ping saw another kangaroo standing next to the one carrying Wolf Xiao Si, and a small head suddenly popped out from its belly. A badger-haired man was delighted and ran over, staring at the little guy, wishing he could get into his bag.
In front of the camera, the round black nose moved closer, with a pair of exaggerated large ears on the small head, and a small paw was scratching the edge of the pocket, like a shy rabbit.
"Wow, so cute, so cute"
“This is the first time I’ve seen a baby kangaroo in a pouch so closely.”
“I really want to see what’s inside the bag.”
"Boss, go in and take a look."
At this time, footsteps staggered closer behind him. Wang Ping looked back and saw that Wang An had recovered and was walking back. His steps were still a little shaky, and his face was pale and frightening without a trace of blood. As for the look in his eyes, the badger subconsciously shrank his neck, as if he sensed the murderous intent.
The kangaroo carrying Wang An came over and acted cute when she saw her approaching. Wang An rubbed its head, and then expressionlessly began to take off the things on the kangaroos, including the howling wolf Xiao Si.
Not sure if it was a premonition or an illusion, but Wang Ping always felt that Wang An was a little dangerous at this moment, like a powder keg that was about to explode at any time.
He leaned back, then his arm tightened, and a paw almost the size of his palm clenched over him. He turned his head and met the big black eyes of the little kangaroo.
"Emm..."
Wang Ping raised his sparse eyebrows, looking nonchalant, but his eyes kept glancing at the small bag behind him.
In front of him, Wang An finished unloading his luggage and walked towards Gu Lao San without saying a word. Without waiting for him to speak, he raised his hand and grabbed the back of his collar and dragged him to the grass beside him, pushed him to the ground and started beating him.
"ah?"
"An An? Why did you hit me?"
"Shit... Ugh! I was wrong!"
"Stop hitting me, stop hitting me!"
“I am also a victim…”
"Ah..."
Wang Ping's eyelids twitched as he watched, and he shook his head silently. This damn girl's character was too bad, she would hit people if she disagreed with them, and she didn't have the gentlemanly demeanor of the "Old Wang Family" at all. I don't know what Gu Xianyu liked about her.
"Could it be that Gu Laosan is a trembling... cough..."
A badger scratched his head, turned around and concentrated on teasing the little kangaroo.
A group of kangaroos watched the beaten salted fish in confusion for a while. No one knew who started it, but when Wang Ping heard the noise and turned his head, two pairs of kangaroos had already started fighting. They used their tails to support themselves and kicked each other's stomachs hard, making a lot of noise.
The wolf that had originally run to Gu Laosan to seek shelter turned onto the road halfway and squatted there, looking at the group of wolves on the grass with squinting eyes. Whenever Wang Ping looked over, he would turn his head away, stop looking, then turn his head back and continue to squinting, cursing and mumbling something.
"call…"
After both eyes of the salted fish were "dyed", Wang An stood up and stopped, exhaled and said: "Okay, I forgive you!"
"You forgive me?"
A salted fish propped himself up, pointed at his face with two bloody noses and said angrily: "Why don't you ask me when I can forgive you!"
"Oh, I don't care about you! As long as I feel good, that's all!"
Wang An snorted, turned around, untied the messy braids behind his head, shook his hair, and tied it up again with a rubber band.
The beautiful curves were revealed inadvertently, and as the arms were raised, the slender waist under the coat and...
“Oh~~”
Gu Lao San's angry expression was halfway through, and his face was covered with pig-like looks. He looked at Wang An's back with "dazed" eyes, drooling, and looked like Tang Bohu in Stephen Chow's nosebleed, which made people want to punch him.
“Bang!”
I don't know how long I was distracted. Just when Gu Lao San was struggling with what name to give his daughter, he was suddenly slapped in the face. When he came to his senses, he saw the furry face in front of him, squinting his eyes and looking unhappy.
"What the hell, what are you thinking about? You look so lewd! It's time to go!"
"cough…"
Gu Laosan turned his head away awkwardly as if his secrets were exposed, but was met with Wang An's half-smile.
"puff…"
Seeing Gu Lang wiping his nose and standing up awkwardly, Wang An turned around while holding back his laughter, his lips trembling.
Gu Laosan probably hadn't reacted yet. Judging from his expression just now, Wang An and the kangaroos were not the only ones who saw it. When a badger ran over, there was a camera on his head.
At this moment, the phones were very quiet, and even the comments in the live broadcast room were much less. Most netizens were still slumped in front of their computers, smiling, with no hands free to type.