Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 434: Native relics

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"Hiss... Um..."

Ten minutes later, a blanket was spread on the grass beside the forest, and Wang An sat on it, leaning against a stone, frowning at his swollen ankle in front of him... and the big hand on his chest.

"Does it hurt you? Then I'll be gentler..."

Gu Laosan knelt in front of her, carefully supporting her white and tender feet which were covered with a large bruise, his face with panda eyes full of concern.

Wang Ping was standing next to Gu Lang, holding a bottle of safflower oil in his paws, his sparse eyebrows on both sides were furrowed in a tangled frown.

"Need not…"

Hearing the question from a salted fish mumbling to herself, Wang An raised her hand and hugged the cute wolf Xiao Si who was leaning against her, and said at the same time: "Don't worry about me, try harder! Safflower oil needs to be rubbed vigorously for it to be effective!"

"Well, well... I'm going to use all my strength. If it hurts, just scream..."

"Oh, I can bear it. Hurry up and stop nagging!" Wang An couldn't help but retort.

The badger-haired guy standing nearby looked weird, and I always felt something was wrong, as if I was carsick. Especially when I saw the face of a salted fish that looked righteous but had a secret joy in its eyes, I hated it no matter how I looked at it.

"Huh... I'm not a sister-con... I'm not a sister-con..."

With a light touch on his claws, Gu Lang had already taken the safflower oil, poured some on his hands, pushed the bottle into the badger's arms, and then rubbed his hands together and pressed them down on Wang An's ankles.

“Woof~Woof!”

Wolf Xiao Si suddenly screamed, startling the two. Then Wang An frowned, feeling someone subconsciously softening the force, and shouted, "Push harder! You haven't eaten yet! Leave me alone!"

As the two people talked in the live broadcast room, the barrage of comments became more and more distorted and began to speed up. Chen Bai had already put down his feet on the desk and sat upright, ready to ban or kick people at any time.

"I want to get off the bus. This is not the bus to the kindergarten."

"I understand the logic, but this conversation is too weird."

"I just saw Gu Lao San laughing secretly"

"Tsk, why do these two look so well matched?"

At this time, as someone's strength increased, especially the stinging pain when he accidentally shook his ankle, Wang An couldn't help but tense his body and his breathing became rapid. There was a faint suppressed pain in his throat, and a thin layer of sweat broke out on the tip of his nose again.

However, for some reason, Gu Laosan's breathing became much heavier, and even his face began to turn red.

“Bang!”

When someone reached out to take the safflower oil again, the little red bottle hit his hand hard and threw it to the ground. The salted fish cried out miserably, and turned around to see the badger turning around and walking south with a dark face, and he came here to avoid being bothered by the badger.

"You're crazy~"

Gu Laosan was mumbling with a guilty look in his eyes, but even he couldn't hear the sound clearly.

The current situation is really helpless. Even if there is a second person present who can help Wang An with treatment, Gu Lao San would have been pinned to the ground and beaten by him long ago.

After walking nearly 100 meters south, a valley appeared in front of them. On one side was a steep slope that led straight to the foot of the mountain along the cliff, and on the other side, it was undulating to the west, covered with a large area of virgin forest. Wang Ping was too tall to see what the terrain was like over there, but judging from the environment he had encountered when he came here, it wouldn't be easy to walk there.

It was already past noon, and it would be dark in less than four hours. Although Gu Lang and Wang An had climbed seven rock walls, if we only looked at the straight-line distance, the team had only walked less than a hundred meters to the southwest.

He turned to the west and walked around the woods. He saw deep grass and hidden rocks everywhere. Just as he was about to walk further away, he heard Gu Lao San calling him from outside the woods.

When Wang Ping returned, he found that the two men had actually put on their backpacks again. Wang An was leaning on a walking stick in his right hand, looking like he was in a hurry to set off. His sprained foot was wrapped in a bandage, and he was wearing a shoe loosely. The blood on his face was wiped clean and covered with gauze.

"What?"

A badger looked at Wang An with suspicion: "You are half disabled, and you can still walk on the mountain road?"

He and Gu Lang both preferred to camp and rest on the spot, but Wang An insisted on hurrying on. If they couldn't get to the campsite before nightfall, they couldn't make a fire at night. Sleeping in the wild next to the primeval forest without making a fire was no different from seeking death.

In fact, with Wang Ping here, there is no need to worry. But no one believes him except Gu Lao San.

"Let's go!"

Seeing a badger appear at the edge of the forest, Wang An called out, then took a step forward on one foot with his cane and walked into the forest first. Gu Lang hurriedly followed and reached out to help, but was tripped by the wolf Xiao Si who rushed over and almost hit her.

"Hey, stay away from me!"

Wang An glanced at him with disdain: "Mind your own business! You still want to help me? I can walk more steadily on one foot than you!"

Gu Laosan held on to the tree to steady himself, looking embarrassed and speechless.

Wang Ping raised his paw to someone with a gloating look, turned around and grabbed the wolf Xiao Si by the collar and climbed on top of him... The wolf rushed into the bushes first. At the same time, he tore off a branch of the bush and hit it in the bushes from time to time.

However, even with the help of a badger, the progress was still much slower than expected. The ground in the forest was covered with fallen leaves, and underneath were various mossy stones and rotten branches. There were also places that looked flat on the surface, but when you stepped on them, they would suddenly collapse into a pit, and no one knew how it was formed.

In addition to the obstruction of the horizontal branches and leaves, and the need to avoid the overly dense bushes, the two of them only managed to walk two kilometers until the sun began to set, and they were exhausted and sweating.

Especially Wang An, who always had trouble standing on one foot. Whenever this happened, he could only endure the pain and step on the ground with his other foot for support. As a result, he felt tired and painful, and his ankle was even more seriously injured.

Nearly a hundred meters in front of the two men, as Wolf Xiaosi emerged from a bush, Wang Ping, whose back was covered with leaves, adjusted his hat and moved his little ear on the side, and he heard the sound of water.

I patted the profile of a wolf, followed the sound of water, and after passing an unusually lush wild tea bush, a two-meter-wide stream appeared in front of me.

“Pah~”

Wolf Xiao Si stepped in and licked the water that was above his knees. Wang Ping turned his head and looked left and right along the water surface. On the other side of the right upstream, a long and narrow hillside suddenly rose up.

Of course, it was not unusual to see a hillside in such a hilly area. But in the sparse woods in front of the hill, there stood a cone-shaped pile of stones about one meter high, which was clearly a man-made thing.

“Is it an abandoned campsite?”

Wang Ping was delighted and hurriedly urged Wolf Xiaosi to cross the river.

When the "wolf" came closer, he found that the pile of stones seemed to be quite old. There were leaves and broken branches all over it, and the stones on the ground were covered with moss. Through the cracks in the stones, he could see that the inside was a little black, as if there were traces of fire.

After walking around the pile of rocks twice, the badger still couldn't figure out what was going on. Just then, a sound suddenly came from the bushes behind him. Wolf Xiao Si barked and chased after it with his teeth bared. In the distance, he could see an animal like a wild deer disappearing behind the corner of the hillside.

"Fuck, stop it..."

Wang Ping pulled the collar of a wolf hard, but Wolf Xiao Si suddenly became excited and chased after him like crazy. Just as he turned the corner along the hillside, a huge rock suddenly appeared in front of him, blocking the road.

"Bang!"

A certain wolf was carrying Wang Ping and suddenly he was thrown upside down and fell to the ground with his limbs facing the sky.

"Woof~Woof~Woof~"

Probably because of the pain, the wolf howled with its tail between its legs. Then, the badger, who stood up while covering his nose, pinned him to the ground and beat him up.

"Oh my god! I thought waiting for the rabbit to come to me was just an idiom made up by a fool, but I didn't expect it to be true!"

While beating the wolf Xiao Si and making him wail, a badger sniffed his sour nose, looking so angry that he wanted to put a muzzle on the wolf's face right there and then. But just as he raised his head, he suddenly stopped.

On the right side of the boulder, a huge cave nearly three meters high opened up in front of him. The neat edges and corners seemed to have been chiseled into the mountain along the direction of the boulder.

"I'm going to... City of Ruins? Tarzan? Tomb Raider?"

Wang Ping opened his mouth wide and stood there in a daze.

"Woo woo~"

Wolf Xiaosi quickly stood up while the badger was stunned, turned around with an aggrieved look on his face, and ran back, probably going to complain to Wang An again.