Gu Xianyu squinted his eyes and recalled the idol dramas he had watched. It seemed that the male and female protagonists all progressed so quickly.
Art, after all, comes from life.
He lowered his head and leaned forward quietly, supporting himself with his arms on the ground. However, as soon as he made contact, the salted fish couldn't help but groan in pain. Last night, because he had burnt the badger's fish, his arm was almost broken by the hairy guy, and it still hurts a little.
After standing up and rubbing his wrist, someone simply changed direction, supported himself on the ground with his other hand, and leaned towards Wang An's face.
Wang Andai frowned slightly. Suddenly, a shark flew straight in front of her in her dream. She smelled a fishy smell in her face, and then she felt an awkward feeling between her eyebrows. The shark's bloody mouth was already within reach.
"Huh..."
Wang An woke up with a start. As soon as she opened her eyes, she saw something almost hitting her face.
“Fuck!”
"Bang!"
The white little hand punched someone in the eye, and Gu Laosan cried out in pain, raised his head, covered his eyes and sat down on the ground. The person in front of him did a somersault, but because he was wrapped in a sleeping bag, he did a wave on the spot and fell back.
Perhaps he was still asleep and was acting subconsciously. Wang An didn't even realize the pain in his foot, he just rolled to Gu Lang's side, twisted his arm, and pressed his neck to the ground.
“Ahhh~ It hurts, it hurts, it hurts (?▃?)!”
"I was wrong! An An, I will never dare to do it again (?皿?)!"
This arm had been twisted by a badger last night, and now Wang An twisted it again, Gu Laosan was in so much pain that tears came out, and he hurriedly shouted for mercy. However, the small hand behind him was like an iron hoop, tightly holding his neck, leaving him no room to struggle.
Wang An's legs were still curled up in the sleeping bag, like a mermaid who had grown up crippled, and she was relying on Gu Lang's arm to support her body. As her mind gradually cleared, her sleepy expression began to turn into confusion.
Why does the guy I'm holding look like Gu Lao San? But... is Gu Lao San so tough? He doesn't say a word when he's being held down
“Ahh, I was wrong, help!…My arm is going to break (?▃?)!”
"Boss, where are you? Come and save me!"
In the cave, a salted fish was still crying.
Wang An's puzzled expression lasted less than two minutes, and then she suddenly took off her earplugs. The crying and shouting that she heard at that moment almost shattered her three views.
When Wolf Xiao Si returned to the cave carrying a wet badger smelling of Safeguard, he saw Gu Lao San, whose eyes were inexplicably swollen, squatting in a corner sniffing with one arm hugged and looking aggrieved. Wang An squatted beside him with a wry smile on his face, as if explaining something.
"What's going on?"
Wang Ping scratched his head. Why did this scene look so weird? It was like... Gu Xianyu was gang-raped
A badger looked at his sister suspiciously, his furry face looking weird.
It's not what I thought, is it
In the woods, a sloth with its head shaved was holding a tree trunk with a blank expression. One of its front paws was raised in the air for a long time without moving, as if it was thinking about whether to go up or down.
It was almost noon when Gu Lang and Wang An received the call from Old Han. They had just reached the winding mountain road outside the abandoned camping site they were supposed to reach yesterday.
The distance looked only 5 kilometers on the map, but when I actually walked it I found that these 5 kilometers were truly "thrilling at every step."
Coming out of the cave where we camped last night and walking southwest, the terrain suddenly dropped, and in some places there were even several-meter-high faults. Wang An had already sprained his ankle, so going downhill was more difficult than going uphill. And Gu Laosan had recently sprained his arm, and he was completely disabled.
No matter how unhappy Wang Ping was at this moment, he could only watch the two of them supporting each other and staggering down the mountain.
Although the dense forest obscured the view and the specific terrain could not be seen clearly, we could tell from the previous map that we were not actually going down the mountain, but were just passing through a valley with a road passing through it.
Looking at a fence surrounded by weeds and vines on the east side, the two men didn't even have time to catch their breath when the cell phones in their backpacks suddenly rang.
Gu Laosan took out his phone and saw a strange number that was marked as a "black car driver" by 500 people. He hung up without thinking. Probably because there was a signal base station on the farm on the west side of the highway exit, the phone signal was restored as soon as the two of them got to the highway.
The network connection to the live broadcast room was disconnected due to a phone call, and the screen went black. Less than two minutes later, the screen lit up again. Netizens were curious about what happened, while cursing the rubbish, and a channel manager was so angry that he almost spilled his coffee.
The wolf Xiao Si, who was running in front of the two men, was tired. When he saw the two men stop, he lay on the road, stuck out his tongue and panted. The exaggerated expression and movements were not as exaggerated as those of a hyena that carried a badger for a day and a night. Wang Ping wondered if this guy might have learned to perform somewhere.
At this time, the badger's fur was naturally dried and stuck together, looking a little shabby. However, no matter how people in the live broadcast room speculated, he did not intend to explain why he ran to take a bath in the cold stream so early in the morning.
The picture in the live broadcast room flashed, and just as I saw Gu Laosan fiddling with his mobile phone from the perspective of a badger's head, the screen went black again.
Gu Lang looked at the "illegal taxi driver" who was calling again on the screen, sighed, and could only pick up the phone helplessly.
"Finally you answered the phone, listen to me..."
Lao Han's excited voice came from the phone. Before he could finish speaking, he saw Lao San suddenly narrowed his eyes, hung up the phone with a dark face, and then dragged the number into the small dark room.
"Who's calling? What's the matter?" Wang An asked when he saw that someone looked unhappy.
"Oh, it's okay. He's just a shameless guy who always wants to trick the boss into being his police dog. Ignore him!" Gu Lang said nonchalantly.
A badger nearby pricked up his ears, looking puzzled, "What happened to Old Han?"
In Halls Gap, an old Korean man sitting in a taxi was listening to the busy tone on the phone. He wished he could spit out blood. The tips of his fingers that were holding the phone were turning white because he was holding it too tightly.
"Hey! Hey! Be careful, buddy. I just bought a new phone!" A driver next to Old Han shouted distressedly, "By the way, where are we going? Have you asked clearly?"
Old Han thought, that bastard didn't even let me finish my words, how the hell do I know where he is now? But then an idea suddenly occurred to him.
He took out his phone and opened Douyu, entering Gu Lang's live broadcast room. Han Daxia pointed at the background of the two people on the screen and asked, "Do you know where this is?"
"This is..." The driver frowned. The background on the phone looked familiar. Just at this moment, Gu Lang stood up and looked around. A rusty sign vaguely appeared on the screen.
"Zoom in..."
A driver instructed Han to adjust the clarity. After looking at the blurry sign for a long time, he suddenly understood and shook his head, saying, "Brother, if you go there... emmm, you have to pay more!"
"Walter?"
Old Han looked at the serious Australian uncle and suddenly felt like he was in a black car.
"Ahem... um, how much more?" Han swallowed and held his wallet tightly with one hand.
On the other side, seeing that it was almost noon, Gu Lang and Wang An were tired, so they decided to go to the campsite to have lunch and rest before leaving. At this time, the live broadcast was interrupted again, and it was Chen Bai who called again. The first sentence of a certain channel manager made Gu Lang stunned on the spot.
"Gu Lang, why don't you stay there for a while and wait for Captain Han, he will be here in a taxi soon..."