The straight-line distance from Halls Gap to the abandoned campsite called Buandik where Gu Lang is now is less than 100 kilometers, but there are mountains in between. Unless Old Han takes a taxi, there is no way he can arrive there today.
Long before setting off, Gu Laosan knew that there was no helicopter rental service in the town of Halls Gap. So even if a certain Han asked Chen Bai to pass on the message, he did not take it seriously.
Instead of taking a taxi, this guy might as well go to the foot of the mountain opposite and wait. Maybe it will be faster.
At this time, he and Wang An were both carrying large backpacks, and it was hard to tell who was supporting whom as they walked along the bumpy dirt road towards the campsite on the south side.
You can see that the road here is built along the terrain. There is a river running through the mountain in the valley on the south side of the road. The road turns north along the foot of the mountain on the east side, but the river does not. The narrow angle in the middle is built into the shape of a campsite.
However, it was obvious that there were few tourists here. The campsite was overgrown with weeds, the campfire platform and the tent base were covered by vegetation, and even the iron fence around the perimeter had many large holes. The sign hanging at the door was also rusty, with only the word "buandik" vaguely visible in white paint.
The two stood at the entrance, watching Wang Ping riding the wolf Xiao Si go in first, and whip every bush with a branch. After a few hares rushed out of the holes under the iron fence, and a badger picked up a few echidnas and threw them under the earth slope on the south side, they went in.
"Come here and take off your clothes..."
As soon as he put down his luggage, Wang An's words stunned the "Badger Wave Combination" including a certain badger and the audience in the live broadcast room.
"what are you up to!"
Wang Ping almost rolled off Wolf Xiao Si's neck, rushed to Gu Lao San and waved his claws at Wang An. Gu Lang was also confused, and subconsciously hugged his shoulders, trying to resist and weakly said: "What are you going to do?"
"Fuck, it's just taking off clothes, and a grown man is still shy!"
Wang An didn't even look at the nervous badger with a furry face or the funny Gu Lang, but took out the bottle of safflower oil that he had used so much effort from his backpack, shook it in his hand and said, "Come here and let me take another look at your arm, what are you thinking!"
"I am so surprised"
“The steering wheel almost flew off”
"You bunch of old dirty turtles"
“I don’t believe I’m the only one who thinks this way.”
"Tsk, Third Gu seems very disappointed?"
Just as the badger heaved a sigh of relief and turned his head, he found that the salted fish was not disappointed, and his unhappiness was written on his face. It seemed that since last night, this guy was a little bit wrong. I don't know what's wrong, but he always exudes a hint of sissy aura for no reason.
Scratching his chin, the badger turned his head to look at Wang An, who was sitting on a backpack with his sprained foot placed on a concrete base. He turned his head again to look at Gu Lang, who was still hesitantly unbuttoning his clothes. This feeling became even stronger.
"Without comparison, there would be no sissy?"
At this time, seeing Gu Laosan taking off his coat and reaching for his vest, Wang An, who had been impatient for a long time, leaned over, grabbed his belt and pulled it over, then squatted and pressed him down in front of him.
"Stop hesitating. I'll keep that little vest to cover your fat!"
As Wang An spoke, he pulled up someone's arm, and with his other hand, which had been filled with safflower oil, he pressed it hard and began to rub it.
“Ah~~~”
“It hurts~~~~”
The curious wolf Xiao Si was startled by someone's sudden scream. He ran back with a howl, hiding behind a badger and barking at Gu Lang.
"Hey, don't scream like a ghost, it's just a sprain, just rub it and it will be fine!"
Wang An scolded with a look of disgust, but his hands did not reduce their strength.
A badger scratched his ears which were itchy from the vibration, avoided the range of Wolf Xiaosi's saliva, and deliberately walked to the opposite side of a salted fish and pointed the camera on his head at him, with a look of gloating on his furry face.
"You deserve it! I told you to hug my sister!"
The sound of someone crying and howling continued to ring out, which was really heartbreaking and brought tears to anyone who saw it. But as time went on, not only the badger, but also Wang An felt that something was wrong.
Even if the twist in the morning was serious, it was treated at the time. Now it happened again, even if it hasn't recovered completely, it shouldn't hurt that much, right? The screams, if you don't know, you would think this is a pig slaughtering scene.
Wang An didn't notice it from behind someone, but Wang Ping on the opposite side saw it clearly. The salted fish shouted loudly, but there was no pain on his face at all. If he wasn't afraid of being beaten, he would have laughed.
The badger always felt like he had seen this scene somewhere before.
"Damn it! I was wondering where this damn wolf cub learned all these tricks from. It turns out that this is the root of his problem!"
Unable to bear watching Gu Lao San's ecstatic look, Wang Ping leaned over and dug out a piece of concrete from the ground, ready to turn someone's performance into reality. At this moment, Wang An was also annoyed by him, slapped him on the shoulder, and said angrily: "If you keep yelling, I won't care about you!"
"Don't! If you... /a moment/--I won't scream anymore!"
Gu Laosan suddenly uttered a weak and inaudible word, but it seemed that the guy swallowed it back before it came out of his mouth. Even Wang Ping could not hear it clearly.
"What did you say?"
Wang An subconsciously lowered his head and moved forward, putting his ear closer.
Wang Ping suddenly had a bad feeling.
Actually, what Gu Laosan wanted to say was "If you let me kiss you, I won't scream anymore", but he didn't dare to say it when it came to his lips. If Wang An ignored him, the matter might have been over. But Wang An listened to half of it and wanted to know what he said.
The delicate and crystal ears and cheeks were so close to him, and someone with an indescribable bug in his head instantly forgot about the live broadcast. The eye that was not swollen turned, and he pecked at it as if possessed by a ghost.
“Crack!”
The concrete block exploded in the claws of a badger, and the furry figure standing in front of the two men froze in place as if it had been acupunctured, with thunder rumbling in its brain.
"Oh my god, what's going on?"
"This dog food caught me off guard"
“The picture is so beautiful”
"The longer the name, the more handsome the person is. Give the anchor 6 airplanes as a reward..."
"Large-scale dog abuse scene"
"Wang Chao xb gave the anchor rocket x3..."
“It was as if I heard the sound of a broken heart”
"My love is over before it even began"
"I'm heartbroken"
At that moment, the live broadcast room seemed to have an earthquake, and the number of viewers dropped significantly in an instant, and then began to increase in the opposite direction. In several live broadcast rooms, the rumor that a certain anchor was flirting with girls online began to spread.
Wang An's cheeks turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye. He was stunned for about two seconds, then suddenly sat up straight. His face seemed to be crying and laughing, with confusion and bewilderment, and his eyes were rarely flustered.
At this time, Gu Laosan turned his head and naturally changed from a sitting position to kneeling on one knee. He raised his bruised face and made a passionate confession while touching Wang An's hand.
"An An~~ I love..."
“Bang!”
Wang An, whose fingers had just been touched by a salted fish, trembled and subconsciously raised his hand to slap him. The salted fish was slapped so hard that he looked up at the sky at a 45-degree angle, and the rest of the words were held back in his stomach.
"You, you... don't say anything!"
Wang An suddenly stood up, his face still red, his eyes looking around in panic. Then, as if he remembered something, he hurriedly pulled the backpack from under him, frantically took out the army pot, and limped out.
"I, I, I... go get some water! Don't follow me!"
"Hiss~"
A certain salty fish was rubbing his chin, which was quickly covered with red marks. Upon hearing this, he quickly stood up and said with a cheeky grin, "Let's go together. It's too dangerous for you to go alone. There are a lot of crocodiles in Australia!"
Wang An, who had already walked five meters, suddenly turned around and threatened with a fist, "Don't follow me, or... I'll beat you to death!"
"Ahem..." Gu Laosan lowered his head and sat back, then put on his coat. How could his arm be injured
"Ka~~"
It was not until Wang An had gone down the dirt slope on the south side of the road that the badger, who was still standing there in a daze, made a sound in his throat similar to choking on saliva, as if he had not breathed for a long time. The little head turned for a long time before slowly looking in the direction where Wang An disappeared.
"Is that all? Just a slap? Have you forgotten that when you were little, you beat a little boy so hard he just touched your hair that he didn't dare to go to kindergarten?"
The little head turned back slowly and looked at the lazy guy who was sitting there enjoying himself with an intoxicated look on his face, and his eyes narrowed dangerously.
"If you don't do it, then I'll help you!"
He walked towards Gu Laosan with eagerness, but it was inappropriate. Subconsciously, a certain badger always felt that he had missed something very important.
At this moment, a scream suddenly came from the slope in the southwest.
“Ouch!”
Gu Lang felt his leg being hit by a hammer and he fell to the ground instantly. He looked up and saw a badger transformed into a black shadow and rushed out of the camping site gate.