Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 44: It's great to have a gun, right?

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Wang Ping looked at Gu Lang, who was perched on the opposite branch of a tree, in bewilderment. Suddenly, he fell down with a strange cry. Then, belated gunshots came from the woods five hundred meters to the south.

Suddenly, large flocks of birds started to fly away from all directions in the forest, screaming strangely. There were also a few crows calling and cursing, just like little hooligans who had just had their good deeds ruined, furious and fierce.

"Fuck! Gu Lao San was shot?"

This was the only thought in Wang Ping's mind, and he turned around and rushed under the tree.

"roar!"

Xiaohua and the herd of elephants outside the woods were also startled.

In fact, elephants are very smart, which can be seen from their brain capacity. Especially the elephants that have come into contact with poachers, they know very well what the sound just now means. This is a sign that the poachers are coming back.

Several female elephants that seemed to be leaders shouted a few times, and many elephants put down what they were doing... emmm, the things on their noses began to gather together.

But don’t think that the elephants, who are in a rage at this time, are going to go to war with the poachers. In fact, when they don’t see any clear traces of humans, the first thing the elephant herd does is to run away.

What a joke! I am sad, but no matter how long my tusks are, they can never be longer than someone else's bullets! If I don't run now, will I be buried with my relatives on earth

Gu Lang fell from the tree together with the person who failed to catch the flying tablet computer.

Everyone in the live broadcast room only heard a gunshot, and then the entire screen rolled up and finally froze on a cloudy sky. The camera was dripping with rain, and soon it became blurred.

"What's going on?"

“Is that a gunshot?”

"The anchor fell down"

"The anchor was shot?"

“Are they poachers?”

"Fuck the poachers!"

“Do they still dare to kill people?”

"Please don't let anything happen to you."

"Gu Lang, hold on, we'll be there soon"

"Rescue is coming, anchor, hold on"

"The anchor is running away!"

It was already afternoon in Hangzhou. Some people had just woken up from their nap, while most were busy at work. Among them, some people were staring at a small live broadcast room on their mobile phones or tablets after work, not daring to breathe.

“Snap!”

A cup of milk tea fell to the ground, the cup was broken, and the pearls inside were scattered all over the floor.

The police officers on duty at the Public Security Bureau, the police officers who were working overtime at noon for Gu Lang's case, and Gu Lang's family were all staring at the screen. Mother Gu had covered her mouth, fearing that she would cry.

At this moment, above the camera, everyone saw a gray-black shadow on the screen, which suddenly flashed past quickly.

If we talk about the person in this forest who is most familiar with guns and combat, and the one who killed the poaching team that suddenly came back, Wang Ping is the second most authoritative person... Badger.

So at the moment when everyone was confused, Wang Ping was not affected at all.

Wang Ping quickly jumped to the ground, came to Gu Lang who was lying on his back, and hurriedly checked his body.

The most obvious thing is the blood mark and wound on the left cheek caused by sawdust. It is a large area and looks scary.

But Wang Ping took a closer look and found that it was just a superficial wound, and it was estimated that it was not even a disfigurement. The reason why he lay there motionless as if he was dead was because he fell to the ground and died.

This is the primeval forest. The fallen leaves and branches on the ground over the years formed a natural buffer. In addition, Gu Lang was not high above the ground, so there was no problem.

If he had fallen like this on hard, flat ground, and if Gu Laosan was still intact, Wang Ping would have written his character "王" upside down.

I leaned over and carefully patted Gu Lang's face, but, no reaction at all!

"Damn it! Don't let down your guard at this moment! Someone could die!"

Wang Ping became anxious and started to use more force.

At this time, Xiaohua also jumped down from the tree, stood behind Wang Ping, and growled towards the depths of the woods.

The people in the live broadcast room saw a figure passing across the screen again, but the difference was that this time it was no longer a black shadow. Everyone could clearly see the golden fur with black stripes.

The comments were full of shock, and Gu's mother, who was far away in Hangzhou, finally burst into tears. This guy has a gun in front and a leopard behind him, and he won't let her live! However, some people who were familiar with Gu Lang and had watched the live broadcast before finally remembered the weird combination.

"Is it them?" Many people couldn't help but think.

"Roar..."

Xiaohua suddenly started barking towards the south, and the short hair on her body began to stand up. Wang Ping could vaguely hear the sound of someone approaching in the woods.

It's not just the south side, there seems to be someone on the north side as well, and there's more than one person.

"Oh my god~~ Can you be the brother this time? Wake up!"

Wang Ping was so anxious that he climbed directly onto Gu Lang's chest and pressed down hard with his front paws.

Xiaohua, who was standing nearby, saw Wang Ping doing this strange action again, and seemed to remember what he had done on the off-road vehicle. So, she imitated Wang Ping, jumped onto Gu Lang, and pressed down with her front paws.

"Puff... cough cough..."

Xiaohua's action was effective immediately. After just one press, Gu Lang exhaled a breath of foul air and finally woke up.

"Fuck... I'm dying from the fall..."

The voices coming from the live broadcast room again made everyone feel relieved. A few wealthy people were so excited that they gave out another wave of gifts. Planes and rockets flashed wildly on the screen that someone couldn't see, expressing everyone's nervous and exciting mood.

After shaking his head, Gu Lang sat up. At this time, he felt pain on his cheek, which made him take a deep breath. He reached out and touched his face, which was covered with blood. At this time, it was mixed with rainwater and flowed down his neck, which was a little sour.

"What was that just now?"

Gu Lang finally reacted at this time, and Wang Ping had already climbed onto Xiaohua's back and was ready to run away.

"Poacher!"

These three words came to his mind, and Gu Lang had no time to think about why poachers suddenly appeared and why they targeted him. Because the sound of footsteps wading through the grass and branches breaking was close to his ears, and someone was coming soon.

Turning around, he saw the tablet computer dropped on the grass nearby. Gu Lang reached out to pick it up, then turned around and ran in the opposite direction of the footsteps.

"You went to the wrong place!"

Wang Ping patted Xiaohua's neck, and slapped Gu Lang again when he passed by him, then turned around and led him to run towards the east camp.

Running out of the forest at this time would definitely be courting death, and this was the only side of the forest where there was no trace of human beings. It looked like the enemy had bypassed the elephants from the direction of the crater and surrounded them. But how did the enemy know that Gu Lang was here, and why did they take the initiative to attack him

Xiaohua hopped nimbly through the woods, and it was obvious that the injury on her hind legs had little effect. Wang Ping looked back as he thought.

It was no big deal to see this, I almost laughed out of anger.

Gu Lang was seen following behind in a panic, with no intention of concealing his whereabouts. Wherever he passed, he left very obvious footprints of fallen leaves and branches in the forest.

"Forget it, I'll bear it..."

After all, he was just an ordinary person without any training, and Wang Ping knew that his requirements were a bit high. He couldn't expect him to be as agile as his teammates, right

However, Wang Ping and Gu Lang, who were on the run, forgot one thing: the live broadcast was still on.

At this moment, everyone in the live broadcast room saw this magical scene. A flat-headed fox rode a cheetah through the forest, looking back from time to time with a nasty face as if he was about to curse. The host's camera kept shaking, like a war reporter, always following closely behind.

Before I could even marvel at how good the city was at having fun, gunshots rang out again in the live broadcast room.

A large tree that Gu Lang had just bypassed exploded with wood chips again, shaking the surrounding bushes and branches. A branch hit Gu Lang's butt, causing his anus to tighten immediately, and a chill like the wind blowing an eggshell rushed from his heels to his head.

It was obvious that the other party had caught up, and it seemed that he was coming for Gu Lang.

"Mala Geban, just because you have a gun is a big deal, right? Is this never going to end?" Wang Ping heard the gunshots behind him, and a sense of hostility rose from the bottom of his heart.

"I was worried that I couldn't find you! If you don't want to leave, then don't leave!"