Gu Lang only realized what he had said belatedly when Wolf Xiaosi also stood up and followed a badger out of the campsite, roaring and rushing down the slope.
"You can't be that unlucky, right?"
Recalling what Han once said about him, Gu Laosan stood up with a grim look on his face and ran towards the river bank, secretly praying in his heart that he was wrong.
In the live broadcast room, as a badger was running at a very fast speed, only grass blades could be seen passing by on the screen, and everyone's heart was lifted.
"I just realized what Gu Lao San said just now."
"Damn, I really want to grab the anchor and beat him up"
"Gu Lao San is going too far. Why does he say anything?"
"The anchor is really toxic"
"Third brother, this mouth"
"No matter how powerful a person is, he can't resist Gu Wuya. Look at what he has done to the young lady."
Wang Ping rushed to the riverside in a hurry. The camera could already see a patch of aquatic shrubs and several crooked tree trunks. However, when the badger got around the obstruction and saw Wang An squatting by the water, the comments froze for a moment, as if no one knew what to say.
“Crash~!”
In front of Wang An, the surface of the water with round water plants floating on it would occasionally make splashing sounds, causing water to splash everywhere.
When Gu Laosan reached the halfway point of the slope, the phone in his pocket started to ring with a series of tips, as if it was about to explode. Someone didn't know what he was feeling, and he didn't dare to take out his phone to look at it. He just ran while shouting Wang An's name.
When they reached the bushes by the river, they heard Wang An's impatient shout: "What are you yelling about? Didn't I tell you not to follow me?"
"Huh..."
Hearing Wang Anzhong's full-throated answer, Gu Lang's heart instantly fell back and he breathed a sigh of relief. Then the place on his calf where the badger had kicked him began to ache. When he limped and pushed aside the branches of the bushes, he saw Wolf Xiao Si hiding behind a badger, whimpering with his tail between his legs, and the badger with his paws covering his face.
"I'm not worried..."
Climbing up a crooked tree and turning around, a certain salty fish swallowed the words he was about to say and was stunned when he saw the thing in Wang An's hand.
“Crash~”
Another splash of water appeared. On the water surface one meter in front of Wang An, a 50-centimeter-long brown tail was constantly flailing and struggling. Someone squatting by the river was pinching the mouth of a small freshwater crocodile with his hands, frowning, as if he was struggling with what to do.
This is like accidentally picking up a gun dropped by a robber, and the two of you will feel completely awkward when you look at each other.
"This is the first time I've seen someone who is not afraid of the curse of the Third Brother"
"The crow's mouth has met its nemesis"
"Oh my god, catching a crocodile with bare hands?"
"Crocodile bite force is exaggerated, but the force of opening the mouth is very small, as long as the timing is good, it is not difficult to deal with."
"Come on, here's the crocodile for you. Why don't you catch one and see?"
"By the way, there aren't other crocodiles around here, are there?"
"Fuck, just shut up!"
The netizens in the live broadcast room were so excited that they were all "slipped" by Wang An's operation. No one thought of asking the crocodile for the shadow area of their heart. They were all worried about whether there would be other crocodiles nearby. In other words, there must be a group of crocodiles nearby, but they just prayed that they would not appear at this time.
Wang An knew that crocodiles were herd animals, but she didn't dare to let go of the creature she had caught. Who knew if it would chase her and bite her if she let it go
There were also people who were equally worried and entangled, including a certain badger and Gu Lang. However, Gu Xianyu's approach was more direct.
Wang Ping was stunned for less than 2 seconds before he felt a strong wind passing by his side. Before he could react, he heard Wang An screaming and someone leaned over and hugged him.
Watching the crocodile that Wang An had pinched by the mouth being dragged out of the water and then carried into Xiu'er's arms and run back, Wang Ping hurriedly climbed onto Wolf Xiaosi's neck, grabbing its ears and following.
From a badger's perspective, the tail sticking out from someone's waist looked particularly helpless.
"Fuck... let me go!"
Wang An didn't think anything of it at first. Just like Gu Lang said, Australia is a country full of crocodiles, and it's not uncommon to encounter crocodiles near the water. But now, being hugged by someone along with the crocodile, Wang An was terrified. He was confused and didn't dare to struggle hard.
"You're fucking crazy!"
"Gu Lang! I think you deserve a beating!"
"I can't hold on any longer, please let go!"
Gu Xiuer just ran back with her eyes wide open, ignoring her shouting, and even jogged. The crocodile hanging in front of him had an unprecedented desire to survive, and struggled more and more. Wang An could no longer hold it, so he could only use all his strength to push it out.
At this moment, Wolf Xiao Si was carrying a badger on his back and following closely behind Gu Lang. The audience who switched to the badger's perspective only saw a crocodile suddenly fly in front of the camera, then zoom in on the screen, with its white belly directly sticking to the camera.
"La~"
“Awoo~~Awoo~Awoo~”
The two were caught off guard and were hit right away, rolling into a ball with the crocodile. Then, the wolf stood up and rushed out with an agility that was very inconsistent with its temperament, howling and chasing after Gu Lang.
Wang Ping bumped into a rock, his nose felt sore, and tears welled up. Before he could get up, a foot bigger than his face stepped on his head from behind, knocking him to the ground again. When he stood up, covering his nose, he was the only one left on the slope.
The wolf in front of him followed Gu Lang and disappeared at the top of the slope in a blink of an eye. On the other side, a crocodile also ran very fast along the slope, and only a piece of its tail was seen flashing through the grass.
For unknown reasons, Wang Ping suddenly felt a sense of desolation in his heart, and it seemed that a cold wind was blowing in the background.
It's fine that Gu Xiu'er and Wolf Xiao Si abandoned him and ran away. They were disloyal people. But the crocodile ignored him. Where's your ferocity? Aren't you a cold-blooded animal? Are you looking down on him
"despair!"
A floppy camouflage cap and a camera were thrown on the slope. A badger stood up with a dark face, turned around and ran back to the river bank. It didn't look like it was going to get water.
Next to the campsite, with a loud slap, Gu Laosan finally stopped before running too far. He looked down at Wang An in his arms in confusion, and then screamed: "Fuck, An An, are you okay? Where's the crocodile?"
"How the hell should I know where it was thrown? Why don't you let me down?" Wang An roared, his face turning red with anger.
"oh… "
Gu Lang agreed and was about to help Wang An to the ground, but then he stopped and hugged him even tighter. He turned around and walked towards the campsite, saying, "Oh, your legs and feet have difficulty walking. I'll carry you back." His intention to take advantage of Wang An was obvious.
"You are such a ..."
Wang An looked helpless, but he did not struggle anymore and let someone carry him back. However, when he entered the camp, he could no longer hold back and raised his hand to pull someone's ear when he saw that the salted fish still did not let go and squinted his eyes and did not know what bad ideas he had.
"Hiss~ Ouch~ It hurts!"
Gu Laosan was almost on his knees, and he quickly put someone down. He had been beaten a lot in the past two days, and there was no good place on his body.
Wang An rolled her eyes and sat back on her backpack. The wolf Xiao Si, who had followed the two back, pushed aside someone and got into her arms, looking "terrified to death" and whimpering. Wang An stroked its head and comforted it softly, which made the salted fish feel jealous.
After just a moment, Gu Lang felt something was wrong.
"Why are you the only one back? Where's the boss?"
At the riverside, with water splashing everywhere, a crocodile with blood on its mouth quickly sank to the bottom of the water and turned to swim to the other side. A badger, soaking wet, stood by the water, panting, and waited for a long time but there was no movement.
"Tsk~ Spicy chicken!"
Wang Ping fiercely raised his middle claw towards the water surface, and looked around. He saw a flattened camp pot next to a patch of water grass. He picked it up and looked at it. There were still teeth marks of a crocodile on it, but it was not bitten through.
The little hairy claws supported the edge and stretched the round mouth open, probably returning the pot to its original shape, then filled it with water from the river, and walked up the slope unsteadily with the pot on its head.
"I'm not a petty person... Badger!" a badger muttered to himself, "I just came here to get water... Yes! I came here to get water!"