“Hiss~Ah… It hurts, it hurts!”
Before the confused old Han could figure out how this "special guest" became his brother's wife, Wang An grabbed the ear and pulled him behind him.
"What are you talking about? Get away from me!"
Wang An's pretty face was slightly cold, and she glared at a salted fish fiercely, then she stretched out her hand generously and smiled at the bewildered Han hero: "Brother Han, right? Hello, my name is Wang An. You can just call me Xiao An!"
"Uh~ Slurp~"
Old Han inexplicably sucked his mouth, not knowing whether it was saliva or something indescribable, which made Wang An's smile a little stiff. He hurriedly wiped his mouth, and just as he was about to reach out his hand, he quickly pulled his hand back and wiped it with a tissue, and then held Wang An's little hand.
"Hehe, hello, Sister Xiao An! I watched this live broadcast of you and Gu Lang. Your rock climbing skills are really amazing. If you have the chance, teach me!"
"Of course no problem!"
Wang An smiled sweetly, tilted her head slightly and said, "Brother Han, if you want to learn, I'll give you a 20% discount!"
"Puchi~"
The laughter of some lazy guy came from behind, and Old Han's expression froze on his face. The image of the fairy in his mind collapsed, and the image of a money-grubber was laughing wildly with his hands on his hips.
“Bang, bang, bang!”
There was a knocking sound coming from the helicopter behind them. A pilot was knocking on the glass impatiently in the cockpit and yelled to the outside: "It's time to pay, buddy!"
"Cough~" Han silently withdrew his hand, looked around, then his face changed, and he suddenly walked around Wang An, ran to the side of the road and started vomiting.
"Um… "
Wang An frowned, turned his head slightly and looked at the pilot through the glass. Just as the pilot was about to speak, he suddenly turned around and shouted in confusion, "Qiqi? Qiqi, where have you been?"
"Watzefak~ Do you want to take a kingpin plane?"
A pilot began to unfasten his seat belt, then kicked down the left cabin door. With a bang, another cabin door appeared next to the plane, blocking the road. Wang Ping, who had just crawled back to the roadside with a pot of water, was stunned, wondering how the plane got into the sky.
Gu Lang thought of the phone call he had received before, and he probably understood why Chen Bai specifically told him to wait. On the one hand, it was to delay him, and on the other hand, it was probably because Old Han was short of money.
"Let me do it. How much?"
The pilot who had already jumped out of the plane to fight was stunned when he heard this, then he immediately put on a smile, rubbing his hands and said with a smile: "A total of 800 Australian dollars, thank you!"
"Walter?"
Just as she was about to turn around to get her wallet, she stopped, turned around and looked at him angrily, "Are you kidding? We only pay $200 for a ride in Melbourne. Is your plane made of gold?"
"Time is money, my friend!" A pilot shrugged. "In this 200-kilometer radius, only my family has a helicopter. Besides, your friend didn't bargain!"
Gu Lang believed this. Apart from the small town of Halls Gap, there were only large farms nearby. This plane was probably an antique used by a farmer to spread pesticides. But the price was too high. It felt like a black car rip-off in the countryside. However, this should be called a "black plane".
"Damn it~ Han, you are really good. You let someone kill you for more than three thousand..."
Gu Laosan muttered to himself as he led a pilot to the camp. When he took out his wallet, he found that he didn't have enough cash.
"Sir, we accept credit card payments!" The pilot with a golden mustache took out a POS machine from his trouser pocket with a smile.
Ten minutes later, the three of them, along with Wolf Xiaosi and a badger, hid far away from the campsite. They watched the helicopter with the hatch pushed back and tremblingly flew towards the northwest. They all breathed a sigh of relief for some reason, and they didn't know why they were nervous.
When the roar faded away, Wang An coaxed Wolf Xiao Si to walk towards the camp. Gu Lao San turned around and grabbed Han by the collar, staring at him with the only eye he could open and angrily said, "Han, how dare you chase me here? Do you want to get beaten?"
Han Daxia looked embarrassed. He lowered his head to glance at a curious badger at his feet, smiled and greeted him. After reaping a "middle claw", he looked away and said to a salted fish with a smile: "Brother, um... can you turn off the live broadcast first?"
"Um?"
Gu Lang raised his eyebrows, knowing that it was not a good idea to talk about Han's little things directly, so he snorted coldly, let go of the person, and took out his cell phone as he was told.
At this moment, the live broadcast room was filled with comments like "Lao Han 666", "Brother Han is mighty", and "Brother Han is awesome". Someone looked so embarrassed that he simply quit without any explanation, leaving behind countless curses.
After a while, water was boiled on the simple gas stove built in the camping site, and several people sat around and listened to Lao Han explain the reason.
"That's it." Han Daxia smiled bitterly, looking at Gu Lang who was "thinking with a swollen face" and said: "Brother, I also know that you don't want the boss to take risks. If it weren't for me really not being able to show up, I wouldn't be asking you for help. I really don't trust other people..."
Wang An put his sprained foot on the cement platform nearby, hugged Wolf Xiao Si's neck and snuggled up to Gu Lang, ignoring the badger's frequent glares, and said in a daze: "So Brother Han, you are Interpol, so awesome~"
"Oh, I..."
Just as Old Han was about to respond, he heard a certain salted fish snort coldly and curl his lips and say, "What a bullshit! You always rely on the boss for help..."
Han's face suddenly darkened. He opened his mouth, but couldn't think of anything to refute, so his face became even darker.
"How dare you talk like that!" Wang An patted someone on the back with his little hand. He leaned closer to Gu Lang and muttered in a low voice, "He's Interpol. How can we ordinary people offend him? Help him!"
"Interpol is nothing. An An, let me tell you, they are just... "
The two of them were leaning against each other, seemingly whispering, but the deliberately low voices still reached Old Han's ears clearly, making him feel warmed. When he lowered his head, he saw a furry figure with drooping shoulders moving to his legs, nodding at him.
"You..." Hero Han hesitated for a moment. He felt that this scene was familiar, as if it had happened before.
To be honest, although the badger has a bad character, he is very loyal and never refuses Lao Han's help. But remembering that he was beaten twice in three days last time he helped, he suddenly felt a little painful on his face and subconsciously looked up at Gu Lang.
“Bang!”
I suddenly felt a slap on my calf. I looked down and saw a badger baring its teeth, with a look of displeasure on its half-dry furry face.
"Look at him! When is it his turn to take care of my business? Isn't he looking for a bitch? Hurry up and leave! I get angry when I see this... couple!"
At this time, the two people who seemed to be discussing something on the opposite side started arguing. Wang An raised his voice and said unhappily, "What kind of publicity is this? I have decided not to go to Strahan and I will go back to Melbourne now!"
"Why?"
Gu Xianyu looked at Wang An blankly, and said in surprise: "Didn't you say there was a 'C'-shaped rock wall there, and wanted to take me there to challenge it? We will be there in one day, it would be a pity to give up now!"
"Here~"
Wang An turned his head and raised his chin to signal, while shaking his right foot, which was resting on the side, and rolled his eyes and said, "This foot won't be healed for half a month, what's the point of challenging me!"
Old Han stood up excitedly, his face full of surprise. He didn't expect Wang An to look difficult to get along with, but he was so considerate in his heart. Needless to say, he deliberately said that he returned due to injury, just to give himself a way out and let Gu Lang agree to help.
"Oh, thank you! Thank you, sister-in-law!"
As soon as he finished speaking, four pairs of eyes of different sizes and colors looked at him at the same time. The field was silent, and there was an inexplicable murderous aura.