As Luke left, the murderous aura in the forest seemed to disappear. The wind blew through the forest again, accompanied by the rustling of branches and leaves. A circling bird quietly landed on the treetops and looked down at the tree.
“Kacha…kachakacha~”
A strange sound suddenly came, as if an owl had suddenly burned its tongue while eating Mickey Mouse. The bird that had just landed was frightened and flew up again, flying away without looking back.
"What the hell are you laughing at? Are you sick?"
A clear female voice suddenly came from under the tree, and it seemed to be accompanied by the sound of whipping something, which was a bit muffled.
Under the tree, the overlooking scene was a bit scary. Bright red blood was splattered everywhere, and a blonde girl was lying flat on the ground, with an M9 military knife stuck in her abdomen, and the blood under her body had overflowed into a red circle.
However, at this moment, the girl who was about to die turned her face to the side, raised her head with great effort, looked over the figure beside her, and looked curiously at a furry animal that was stroking her clothes.
On her side, a short-haired woman with her right arm hanging down was scolding the little animal and even slapped it. On the index finger of her left hand, there was something greasy and bloody, which looked a bit disgusting.
If someone dared to hit him in the past, Wang Ping would have rushed over to fight with his teeth bared. However, at this moment, the badger lowered his head slightly, with a look of embarrassment on his face. If it weren't for the layer of black hair covering it, he might have blushed.
Just now, he wanted Yuan Xiaoxiao to help him get the bullet stuck in his belly fat out. After all, they were going to chase Luke and might even fight, and the bullet in his belly could slide in at any time and become a bomb that would kill him.
Normally, in such a serious occasion, where life is at stake, especially with a certain badger still harboring hatred in his heart, he shouldn't be in the mood to laugh. But I don't know if it's because his belly is ticklish, or if some funny nerve is in the wrong place, but as soon as Yuan Xiaoxiao tried to put her finger in, he started laughing like he had eaten bee feces. And the more he laughed, the more exaggerated it became, his belly twitched, and he almost couldn't stand.
Plus, the action of someone poking a finger into a slippery little hole and moving it around always felt a little vulgar. The badger's smile made Yuan Xiaoxiao completely laugh. She felt inexplicably taken advantage of and immediately slapped that disgusting furry face.
"Well, I can't stop laughing, you continue..."
Wang Ping felt a little embarrassed, and arched his paw towards Yuan Xiaoxiao as if to please her. Then he grabbed the sides of the T-shirt and rolled it up, moving his belly forward again.
"snort!"
Yuan Xiaoxiao snorted coldly, rolled her eyes helplessly, and carefully reached her finger in again. The reason why she was angry was not only because she felt that this action was vulgar, but also because she was afraid that the badger would accidentally stab the bullet into her again when it moved around, which would really backfire.
As someone moved, the little furry face under the brim of the camouflage hat tightened, and the few whiskers around his mouth trembled slightly, as if he was enduring something. Yuan Xiaoxiao frowned, and his fingers moved slightly, as if he touched a hard metal object. Just as he was about to try to dig it out, he felt a sudden tremor on the furry belly.
“Crack, crack, crack~~”
Wang Ping tried to hold his breath for a long time, but couldn't hold it back and laughed wildly again. From Yuan Xiaoxiao's angle, she could see the little tongue in his throat through his hairy mouth, shaking like a powered bell.
Someone's face turned completely black, and he withdrew his hand while cursing. Then he thought of something, and simply put his arm behind the badger, grabbed the skin on his back and lifted it up, shaking it up and down, like shaking a bottle of Coke.
"Ah~ Kaka~ Cough cough..."
Wang Ping's hat was thrown off, and his saliva could not be controlled and splashed on Yuan Xiaoxiao's legs. After a while, a bright silver bullet fell from his belly, accompanied by a trembling sound.
It was the slippery touch on her hands that gave Yuan Xiaoxiao an idea. Since the bullet was stuck in the fat, it became a ready-made lubricant and could be thrown out, provided it could withstand the force. In nature, there is probably no animal more resistant to force than the honey badger.
"Pah~"
Yuan Xiaoxiao threw a badger with its limbs and head drooping limply aside. She picked up the bullet with her fair little hands and exclaimed in amazement.
"If I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I would have thought he shot you with a rubber bullet. Isn't your fat too thick? It could be used as a bulletproof vest."
Wang Ping staggered to his feet and patted Yuan Xiaoxiao's thigh:
"Read less, read less newspapers, eat more snacks and sleep more, you can have it too! Come on!"
Then he picked up the hat that had fallen on her legs, put it on his head, and ran in the direction Luke fled.
"Tsk~"
Although I didn't understand what this guy meant by patting me twice, I thought it was probably to express his gratitude. Yuan Xiaoxiao pouted a little proudly, subconsciously threw the bullet up with her left hand, stretched out her fingers to hold it, and threw it up again, and so on.
Turning her head slightly, she saw Sama staring at her fingers. Yuan Xiaoxiao froze and the bullet landed on her leg.
Sama looked up at her, and whether he wanted to laugh or not, he pulled the corner of his mouth and said, "Don't you want to know how I recognized you? Do you remember the time we played darts in a bar?"
Yuan Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows. She and Sama had only been to the bar once, and that was the time when she got Old Han drunk.
At that time, Han had already crawled under the table and could not get any more information out of him. But just before leaving, he met Sama who was out playing with his friends. Yuan Xiaoxiao could not resist and sat with him for a while.
During the period, everyone wanted to compete in darts, and the loser had to drink. Of course, it was impossible for her to lose with her level, but Sama was the one who lost the most. So when she left, she actually carried two people. At the door of the hotel, she threw Lao Han to the waiter and sent Sama home.
She thought that Sama was so drunk that he wouldn't remember what happened the next day, but that was obviously not the case.
"Your way of throwing darts is very special... Others hold the tip of the dart with their thumb and index finger, but you hold the tail with your fingers. I wasn't sure at first, until you rushed out from behind the tree and threw the dart at Captain... Luke. That action was exactly the same as what you did in the bar."
"So that's how it is..."
Yuan Xiaoxiao finally realized how her identity was exposed, and she immediately became alert. She thought that she would not be too proud of herself with her alcohol tolerance, otherwise she would not have used the method of forcing Lao Han to drink, but now it seems that she was a little carried away at that time.
As I was lost in thought, my left thigh suddenly sank, and then I felt a hand moving up the inside of my thigh.
Yuan Xiaoxiao shuddered, and when she looked down, she saw Sama struggling to support his body, frowning as if he was looking for something on her body.
"Fuck, what are you doing?"
Yuan Xiaoxiao hurriedly grabbed the mischievous hand of someone and frowned angrily.
"Well... I want to see whether you are a man or a woman..." Sama stubbornly stiffened his neck and used force with his hands to struggle with her.
Seeing someone's body moving, blood began to spurt out of his abdomen again. Yuan Xiaoxiao didn't dare to use too much force, and subconsciously relaxed. At the same time, Sama struggled violently, and suddenly stabbed up with his little hand.
"Hmm..."
Yuan Xiaoxiao's eyes suddenly widened, and both of their bodies froze at the same time.
A breeze blew by, and a leaf swirled and fell in front of the two of them. After a long while, a weak female voice sounded:
"Um...really, no...no..."