Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 466: Exploding bathroom (1/5)

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As the emotions of several people fluctuated, no one took a closer look at the doctor's sighing expression, which did not convey any sense of "my condolences" at all, but instead revealed dissatisfaction.

"Doctor... Could it be that he..."

Gu Xianyu immediately felt his heart sinking, and he could only say a few words before he could continue, with an expression of grief that was hard to suppress. A doctor was stunned for a moment, but ignored him, and tilted his head as if looking for someone.

At this time, Han Daxia, who had just smoked half a cigarette, also walked back to the ward. When the doctor saw him, he sighed again and said angrily: "Mr. Han, you are wasting public resources! You are disrespecting taxpayers!"

"Walter?"

Old Han was confused by what he said, thinking to himself, you should have been so principled a long time ago. Now that my buddy has taken all the blame, you say you don't have to take it. Aren't you kidding me

"Here! Here is a data comparison table, take a look for yourself!"

A doctor handed the test report to Han Da Xia, and then Gu Lang snatched it away. He frowned and looked at it for a long time, then raised his head in confusion.

"Hey, please explain it to us! We don't understand it!"

Han Daxia grabbed the doctor who was about to leave and put his arm around his shoulder to ask. Seeing that everyone in the room had gathered around him and Lao Han had even blocked the door, the male doctor sighed again, took back the test report unhappily, pointed at the few lines of data on it and said:

"Isn't it clearly written here? There are only three abnormal values in total, and I circled them for you with pencil!"

"Diglycerol 1.8mmol, ACT80, AST60..."

Everyone in the ward was confused. They looked at each other. Han couldn't help but patted the doctor on the shoulder and said impatiently, "Say something we can understand!"

"High blood lipids and mild fatty liver!" A doctor sighed inexplicably and rolled his eyes and said, "To put it bluntly, the fat content is excessive and it's time to lose weight!" At the same time, he cursed in his heart, that badger is so fat like a fucking hairy ball, what's wrong with him? Doesn't he have any idea

"Depend on!"

Yuan Xiaoxiao was the first to roll her eyes and turn back to her wheelchair to get out of the way. Then came Wang An, who grabbed the collar of a certain wolf and left Yuan Xiaoxiao's position. Gu Lang, with a look of realization on his face, grabbed the test report of a certain badger again, muttering something and turned around.

"Hey, if you don't have anything to do, leave now! This is a hospital for treating people, not a pet hospital!"

The doctor was about to say something when Old Han grabbed his shoulder and dragged him out of the ward. From the corridor, a certain Han's voice could be heard asking, "Doctor, have you ever been beaten by a patient's family for breathing too hard..."

When Wang Ping woke up, it was already afternoon.

Looking up at the sunlight outside the bedroom window, Badger sat up from the bed and stretched vigorously. This sleep was inexplicably comfortable, without even a dream, and it felt like all the energy was replenished.

A crisp sound extended from his shoulders to his tail. Wang Ping took a deep breath and felt that every pore in his body was jumping for joy. The haze brought by Luke's betrayal seemed to fade away, and his mood suddenly improved.

However, before he could catch his breath, his lower abdomen suddenly made a strange noise. Badger-hair's face froze and he ran towards the bathroom.

“Bang~~!”

Suddenly there was a sound like an explosion in a bedroom, the whole room shook, and the glass trembled. Gu Lang, who was applying medicine in front of the mirror in the living room, shuddered and dropped the cotton swab.

“Crack~”

The bedroom door to the right front rang. Wang An walked out in his slippers with a frown on his face. He tilted his head to look at the door of a badger, then turned to the stunned Gu Lang and asked blankly, "What's that sound?"

"The eldest room..."

Before Gu Lang finished speaking, there was a knock on the living room door. Wang An walked over and opened the door, and a security guard came in with an electric baton on his waist.

"Sir? You..." The security guard was stunned when he saw the "pig head" sitting on the sofa, and almost swallowed back the words he had said. He sucked his saliva inexplicably, and then continued: "Did an explosion happen here just now? I'll come over to check it out!"

"explode?"

Gu Lang and Wang An looked at each other, and then looked towards the door of a badger's room.

"Is this the place?"

The security guard walked towards the badger's room. Wolf Xiaosi, who was squatting beside Gu Lang, roared and was about to move forward, but was quickly hugged by a salted fish.

The bedroom door opened, and the security guard walked in first with a frown, followed by Wang An and Gu Lang.

The opened quilt, the warm sunshine, everything seemed normal.

At this time, there was a sound of flushing toilet in the bathroom. Just as they looked over and waited for the door to open, they heard the sound of the shower turning on, as if someone was taking a shower.

“Knock, knock, knock!”

The security guard raised his hand and knocked on the glass of the bathroom door, and asked, "Who is inside... uh..." He tilted his head slightly and looked at Gu Lang, then turned to Wang An inexplicably and smiled, "Miss, what is the name of the person inside?"

"Boss! His name is Boss!" Gu Lang hurriedly answered, fearing that if Wang An said "Huanhuan", everyone in the room except her would be beaten.

"Oh..." The security guard shrugged, turned his head and continued to shout towards the bathroom: "Mr. Boss, please open the door, I want to go in and check..."

“Bang!”

A wet towel was suddenly thrown at the door from inside and slid down along the glass.

Outside the hotel, a seagull flew over the rooftop and stood on the eaves overlooking the beach behind the hotel. At its feet was a row of drainage pipes that ran along the wall to the bottom of the building. Next to the pipes, there was a row of ventilation fans and exhaust windows. The exhaust window on the fourth floor suddenly opened at some point.

On the road on the south side of the parking lot, a little boy was holding an ice cream and running happily towards the aquarium. Behind him, two middle-aged people, a man and a woman, were chasing after him with smiles. Their eyes were filled with warmth.

The seagull tilted its head, looked at the ice cream in the boy's hand, and then flapped its wings and swooped down towards him. However, just as it flew past the fourth-floor window, its body suddenly froze.

“Pah!”

The little boy heard a noise behind him. When he turned around, he saw a snow-white seagull falling to the ground, its claws stretched straight out, white foam coming out of its pointed beak, and it looked unlucky as if it had been poisoned.

In a bathroom, a small furry figure was standing under the shower head, not realizing that he was killing anyone, and letting the hot water soak him like a drowned chicken. The white hair on his head hung down, covering his slightly red eyes, as if he was crying.

Of course, it could also be that my eyes were just irritated.

Ren Wangping racked his brains to figure out why he almost broke the toilet bowl when he just farted instinctively. The toilet bowl was indescribable, and the "horrible" state after the "explosion" was unbearable to recall.

After he came back last night, he just ate two chicken legs and a bag of nuts. I don’t know where he got so much food in his stomach. When he woke up, he felt like his whole badger was about to explode.

I raised my paw and rubbed my eyes with the wet fur on the back of my paw, and the feeling of tears from the stinging eyes felt a little better.

The security guy outside the door had already gone to the living room to wait under the persuasion of Gu Lang and Wang An. Of course, this bathroom must be checked today. The guy thought he was thinking about the safety of the customers, but he didn't know that the badger didn't open the door purely for his safety.

Anyone who enters this bathroom except Wang Ping will die.

The little black claw under the flowing water scratched its tail inexplicably.

"It's powerful, but it's a bit disgusting..."