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Chapter 473: Bring me my ruler! Add more chapters for the 10,000-yuan reward for [A Cow and a Big Pig]

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If Wang Ping put aside the complicated disputes of the human world and simply lived as an animal, his life in Shengjiawu would be too comfortable. He could live a comfortable life with ease and not worry about anything, and of course it was not his turn to worry about anything.

But once everything involves humans, even if it's just mentally, it's bound to become bad.

For several days in a row, apart from standing in the corner and practicing martial arts every day, Wang Ping spent the rest of his time on a software called "Photoshop", which is the legendary PS.

Not to mention that Gu Laosan was reluctant to part with the photo, Wang Ping was also reluctant to part with it. After all, it was too easy to take an "ugly photo" of himself, but it was not easy to capture such an embarrassing moment of Wang An.

So he tinkered with the photo, and finally managed to cover up the hair on the top of his head by following the guide on Baidu. If you don't zoom in, it looks much better.

The badger was so focused that he didn't notice that every time he opened Baidu to search, there would be news about Yang Xu's disappearance and Ding Yi's rescue team in the hot news on the right. And finally one day, these two pieces of news merged into one.

At DouYu headquarters, a conference room was filled with gloom and sadness.

No one expected that the well-prepared rescue team would follow in Yang Xu's footsteps when they arrived at the Amazon rainforest and approached the indigenous tribe along the spot where Yang Xu disappeared. None of the eleven people escaped and were all captured by the other side.

Douyu immediately beeped at Chen Bai. What was the point of not even giving him a chance to negotiate? He was the king of the mountain, right

Upon receiving the news, the embassy immediately negotiated with the Brazilian authorities, but then received back a piece of news that made everyone cry.

Just one day before Yang Xu disappeared, the indigenous tribe hidden deep in the rainforest had just been harassed by unknown armed men. Although the other party only made a few attempts and then retreated, it still made the entire tribe nervous. Yang Xu arrived at the wrong time and was caught as a spy.

Of course, this is not impossible to explain. As long as the Brazilian government is willing to come forward to guarantee, there is a great possibility that the people can be brought back. But last year, the Amazon State accidentally caused a forest fire when it was responsible for land reclamation, which destroyed half of the tribe's home. The compensation issue is still being passed around between various departments. If they come forward to guarantee now, let alone getting the people back, I'm afraid Yang Xu will be beaten up immediately.

The Brazilian government also knew this, so it rejected Douyu's PR effort to avoid a setback on its own turf. If the embassy hadn't slammed the table this time, this embarrassing incident would have remained hidden.

Now, Dou Yu sent out a team with great fanfare, but not only did they fail to rescue Yang Xu, but they also lost Ding Yi and a dozen outdoor coaches from a certain club.

The result of the embassy's communication was that the lives of the people were not threatened for the time being, but they would suffer. They would not release the people until the tribe had a thorough understanding of the invasion.

The Brazilian government also wants to know where the militants are so bold as to come to the Amazon to rob. However, Douyu's top management is indifferent to this. They are now struggling with how to explain this to the public.

After all, this is case information that is not disclosed to the public at the moment. It is only known to the top management of DouYu, and they cannot talk about it outside.

"Who was responsible for this matter in the first place?"

As soon as the boss at the end of the conference table asked, everyone's eyes were directed to a channel manager who was sitting by the door and wished he could bury his head in his crotch.

Chen Bai wanted to take out a knife and kill himself at this moment. He knew that asking a worker like him to sit in on a high-level meeting would be bad luck. As expected, before he finished listening, he knew that the boss was going to find someone to take the blame. And in this meeting room, who was the most suitable person to take the blame

"Haha, Xiao Chen is also one of our veteran employees. It's time for him to take on more responsibilities. What do you think, Lao Wang?"

The boss looked at Chen Bai's immediate superior, who nodded repeatedly with a "kind" look on his face: "Xiao Chen is the most outstanding channel manager under me. I think it's time for him to take charge!"

"hehe…"

Chen Bai showed a smile that was uglier than crying, making everyone think that this child must have gone crazy with joy after hearing the boss' praise.

In Shengjiawu, it is not the spring tea on the market, nor is it the tea picking season, nor is it any festival or birthday, but everyone in my grandmother's family is gathered together for a rare occasion.

However, although it was a reunion, the atmosphere was somewhat stiff.

In the living room, Wang Ping sat on the sofa with his grandmother, looking blankly at Gu's mother who was pinching her waist and scolding her son and "future daughter-in-law" in front of him.

The cause of the incident is unknown. It is only known that the two people who were originally in Hangzhou to see the decoration of a new store suddenly quarreled, and then Wang An, who was at a disadvantage in verbal battle, chose to fight. And this time Gu Xianyu also broke his usual habit and tried to resist, and the result was naturally that the quarrel turned into a fight.

At first, Wang Ping was ready to take action when he heard that someone dared to hit his sister. But when he looked at Gu Lao San standing at the door with a purple face, and then looked at Wang An whose hair was not even messed up, he retreated with a strange look on his face.

"Tell me, who gave you the courage? Was it Gu Bowen? You didn't even ask your father if he dared to say no at home? How dare you hit your girlfriend? Do you still want to go to heaven?"

Mother Gu angrily pointed at the nose of Gu Lao San and scolded him. A salted fish touched his swollen face and almost cried. Can't you tell who hit whom? Are you still my real mother

Wang An stood at the door with her head down, accompanying Gu Lang. Her pretty face was flushed and she didn't dare to look up at anyone.

Dad Gu was sitting on the side making tea for grandma. He glared at Mom Gu unhappily when he heard the words. He wanted to refute her, but he didn't say anything after holding it in for a long time. He was about to pick up the tea bowl in front of him in frustration, but a little black claw got there first and scooped up the tea that had just been poured.

"Alright, alright! Just shut up!"

Grandma was confused after listening to this for a long time, but she still didn't understand what happened. Of course, maybe Gu's mother didn't care at all, as long as she knew that Gu Lang had the idea of doing something to Wang An, it was enough.

"What happened? Why did you two quarrel?"

"Grandma, it's nothing, it's because..."

“Shut up!”

Gu Xianyu had just started talking when grandma scolded him and looked at Wang An at the same time: "Xiao An, tell me, what's going on?"

Wang An raised his head and first glanced at Gu Ma quietly. After receiving an encouraging look from her, he looked at a certain salted fish with an inquiring expression and an embarrassed look on his face.

Gu Lang was making faces to express something, but before Wang An could figure it out, his grandmother noticed it.

"Big Black~"

Grandma called out, and one of the "two dogs" who were watching the fun in the living room stood up.

"Go, get the washboard, the one that Xiao Lang uses!"

"Woof!"

Dahei responded, wagging his tail and running to the yard, and soon came back with a plastic washboard in his mouth. But he didn't give it to grandma, but threw it directly at Gu Laosan's feet.

Wang Ping almost laughed out loud. He had never realized that Dahei had such potential to be funny.

As the salted fish knelt down with her head lowered, Wang An could no longer see her expression, so he had to bite the bullet and tell the truth.

"What?!"

In the living room, grandma, Dad Gu, and the badger "Ergou" all stood up.

"He's going abroad again? To the Amazon? Do you want to go too? He won't let you go?..."

"Bowen!"

Grandma suddenly became excited and instructed the whole family:

"Go and lock the door!"

"Bring me my ruler!"

"Where's that little Huanhuan? Lock him in the cage!"

"Look for it! Look for his passport! And Xiao An's too!"

"You are so rebellious!"