Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 481: I haven't said anything yet!

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The “Twelve Warriors” locked in the straw hut couldn’t understand why these natives had to eat that disgusting porridge every day while guarding such a large rainforest.

At first, they thought they were prisoners and were being treated differently, but later they found out that the guy guarding them outside the door was also eating this kind of food, and everyone was surprised. They clearly heard the sound of sheep outside, so is mutton not delicious

"well!"

I don’t know how many times the sighs have been heard, but every time it’s time for dinner, there are an extra lot of sighs in the straw hut.

The sturdy man on the outside, wearing a jungle camouflage T-shirt, put the bowl of batter aside with a melancholy look, raised his orchid finger and pinched his nearly 20-centimeter-thick forearm muscle, sighing: "Damn it, when will this day end? I'm so hungry..."

"Come on, Brother Hei!" A relatively "petite" young man with a crew cut on the inside suddenly laughed and quipped, "I've heard my sister-in-law complain more than once that you're too heavy and that she can't breathe..."

"puff…!"

"Ha ha!"

As soon as the young man finished speaking, everyone in the straw hut burst into laughter, with batter sprayed everywhere, mixed with the sound of a young man begging for mercy and rough laughter and cursing.

Yang Xu moved out with his bowl of noodles in his hand, looking unhappy even when breathing, but he couldn't get angry. He hated this kind of weird little group the most. They were so happy laughing and joking, and didn't care about other people's feelings at all.

Seeing that Ding Yi also dodged with the porridge in his hand like him, Yang Xu moved closer, frowned and asked in a low voice: "Where did you find these people from? Why are they so unreliable!"

"Unreliable?"

Ding Yi squinted his eyes and then shook his head and snorted, "I don't know how much more experience they have in surviving in the wild than I do. If they are unreliable, I can't find anyone more reliable!"

"This... I didn't realize that..." Yang Xu was stunned. He felt that although Ding Yi was exaggerating, even so, these ten people combined should not be underestimated. Otherwise, how could he control his temper and not lose it.

Taking advantage of the noise, Yang Xu asked in a low voice: "If you are so powerful, how did you get caught? And not a single one escaped? Are there a lot of natives?"

"Well... it's not because of the large number of people..." Ding Yi sighed and said thoughtfully: "How should I put it? They look like natives, but have you ever seen natives with a recurve bow in their hands? After all, they are a tribe with armed capabilities, not monkeys!"

"Hey, Xiao Ding!"

Ding Yi's voice might have been a little louder. The old black man who was sitting on a young man who rolled his eyes to prove that he was not heavy at all suddenly frowned and said, "Now that you mention this, I suddenly realize that we have to spread this information! What if the boss and the others didn't expect it? We might suffer a loss!"

"That's right! We have to find a way to tell the boss!"

"Brother Hei, you are really thoughtful!"

"Hurry up and let Zhou Tong go. You're almost killing me..."

The people around echoed, then frowned and thought, and a new round of sighs began again.

"Eh..." Yang Xu nudged Ding Yi and whispered, "Who is the boss they are talking about?"

"Oh, Gu Lang's girlfriend!"

Ding Yi said something seemingly casually, then stood up and joined the crowd to brainstorm, leaving Yang Xu behind with his mouth wide open and his eyes as big as a pair of bells.

"Bang~"

The size 43 hiking shoes stepped on the soft layer of fallen leaves, and a stream of water suddenly spurted out from the ground, scaring someone.

"Fuck, the ground can spray water! How magical..."

Gu Lang let out a strange cry while leaning on his walking stick, and then curiously used the walking stick to pull the leaves under his feet. When Wang An and the badger looked over, a crushed wild fruit was revealed in the fallen leaves.

"Damn, what a fuss!"

Wang An rolled his eyes at him and turned to continue walking. Gu Lang and a badger who looked around as if he had lost his wallet as soon as he entered the rain forest looked at each other, one of them smiled awkwardly, and the other raised his middle claw.

The two men and the badger had crossed the Negro River, which was the "Baco" dividing line, and were now walking along the Amazon River in the direction of the coordinates provided by Chen Bai.

Except for Wang Ping, the other two were fully armed and wanted to cover their faces.

The first impression of the tropical rainforest is not the lush natural environment or the unique human geography, but the various mysterious and dangerous poisonous insects and creatures.

Take the famous poison dart frog for example. Everyone knows it from photos and TV, but its actual size is no bigger than a fingernail. Even if it is right next to you, it is hard to spot. And its toxicity is enough to knock down 10 salted fish.

So even though it was hot and humid in the forest, the two of them still wore long-sleeved quick-drying T-shirts over their training uniforms. They tucked their trouser legs into their shoes, tied their cuffs tightly, and put on tactical gloves.

The remaining face and neck, which could not be covered, were smeared with a thick layer of insect repellent paint, making it look like she had just escaped from Africa. The pungent smell of oil could be smelled from a long distance away.

The seemingly quiet rainforest was always accompanied by various bird calls and unknown roars, and as the two walked, the mumbling of a chatterbox was added.

"After rescuing the people, I have to have a good talk with that guy named Yang. He is too arrogant..."

"I don't know what Han Dasha has become. Humph, without the boss, what can he use to find people..."

"You guys, we won't run into the natives before we find Jiuyang..."

Wang An in front of him suddenly stopped, turned around and glared at Gu Lang fiercely, and shouted: "Shut up!"

A badger also gave someone a white look on one side, then raised its claws to pry open its eyelids, which could not be opened again.

Gu Lang realized that he had said something wrong again, so he quickly said with a smile: "Pooh, pooh, pooh! I was wrong... What kind of natives are these? Let them all have diarrhea as soon as they go out! An An, don't be angry..."

"Humph, if I really wanted to be mad at you, I would have died of rage long ago!"

Someone snorted helplessly, turned around and continued walking.

Gu Laosan calmed down temporarily, but after a while, his throat began to itch, as if he felt uncomfortable if he didn't speak.

His sight fell on the "green hat" moving rapidly on the right, and a salted fish said for no apparent reason: "Boss, your eyelids still won't open again..."

At this time, a badger suddenly stopped and raised a paw. But Wang Ping realized that the other two might not be able to see his movements due to his height, so he called out.

Wang An was pulled by Gu Lang. They were about to talk with their heads down when Wang An's face suddenly turned stern. He quickly raised his hand, hooked his hand around Gu Lang's shoulder, and squatted down.

Gu Xianyu looked surprised. He clearly didn't feel anything. Just when he was about to ask, he saw a badger suddenly turn around, put its little paw to its mouth, and made a gesture to silence the two of them.

“Click~”

“Swish~Swish~”

The wind blowing in his face caused the treetops to sway, followed by the sound of branches and leaves breaking, and Gu Lang heard what sounded like footsteps of a large animal.

"Isn't that unlucky?" Gu Lao San looked strange, then frowned and thought to himself with a puzzled look, "No, I haven't said anything yet!"

At this time, a badger in front of the two of them suddenly took off the hat that he cherished so much, turned around and handed it to Wang An. Then he grinned, and ran happily in the direction of the footsteps.

"Finally, I have a mount!"