Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 494: It's called Lao Han of Airdrop

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When the sunlight shines through the gaps between the branches and leaves and the water vapor turns into thick fog under the evaporation of heat, the primitive tribe deep in the southwest of the Amazon rainforest wakes up from their slumber and becomes noisy.

Several teenagers with red paint on their faces, wearing navy blue shorts, carrying wooden sticks and homemade bows and arrows, ran through the open space between the huts with laughter. When they met a group of soldiers patrolling with spears, they stood beside them and saluted with admiration. The soldiers who had just woken up and were still drowsy suddenly became energetic and walked with their heads held high.

When the soldiers walked away, these naughty kids ran forward again. When they got close to a newly built straw hut, they slowed down and approached quietly.

Outside the closed wooden door of the hut, two warriors holding spears were leaning against the wall, snoring loudly. At the same time, snoring was also heard in the hut.

The naughty kids were whispering to each other, mumbling about their planned plans.

Yesterday, I heard from my parents that these captured outsiders were not clean, which led to the strange disease that swept the entire tribe yesterday. Until now, many places are still stinking and you can't step in. So these naughty children who usually have nothing to do after eating decided to teach these outsiders a lesson.

Seeing that the adults patrolling nearby had gone far away and the two guys at the door couldn't wake up for a while, the naughty children ran to the side of the straw shed under the fence and climbed up using a ladder. The child at the top was holding a straw basket, and through the gap, he could see a palm-sized spider trapped inside.

The children below gritted their teeth and supported their friends above them. The figure at the top finally grabbed the edge of the grille and looked inside.

"Hmph... Hur~~"

The sun shone in through the opposite grille, and a burly figure on the straw mat seemed to feel a little dazzled, and suddenly turned over with a snoring sound. The pig-like face immediately caught the eyes of a certain naughty child.

The purple eyes were bulging like those of a goldfish, the cheeks were flushed with bluish green, and there was a purple-red "beard" around the mouth and under the nostrils. In the slightly open mouth, the sharp fangs flashed a cold light.

"Dugen!!"

The little figure outside the fence screamed in fear, as if he had seen a devil. His little hand trembled, and the open straw basket fell on the head of his friend. In an instant, the ladder was broken into pieces, and a group of naughty children fell to the ground, crying in fear.

“Swish!”

In the rainforest, as the knife flashed, a palm-sized tarantula was nailed to a tree trunk not far away, and an indescribable juice emerged and flowed along the trunk.

Yi Jiuyang stood there in a daze, a layer of cold sweat breaking out on his forehead, and only then did he feel scared.

The spider had just landed on his shoulder, and Yuan Xiaoxiao's knife had almost grazed his neck. If the shot had gone astray, Yi Jiuyang simply didn't dare to think about it anymore.

A slender figure walked by with a backpack that didn't match her body. She raised her hand expressionlessly to pull out the knife, shook off the spider, and plucked off two leaves to wipe them carefully. When she turned and passed Yi Jiuyang, she handed over half a pack of tissues.

"Wipe your face... be careful, it's poisonous!"

"Oh...thank...thank you, sister!"

Yi Jiuyang took it subconsciously, and then he felt that his face seemed to be splashed with some liquid, and he wiped it hurriedly.

"Wow~ you are so sweet, little brother!"

Yuan Xiaoxiao glanced at him with a smile, turned around and walked ahead.

"handsome!"

“It’s worth it that I’ve been live streaming.”

"This beauty is comparable to Wang An from some time ago"

“Are sisters like this popular now?”

"Just this flying knife skill is better than Mr. Wang's"

"Nonsense, my old Wang is the most domineering!"

As Yuan Xiaoxiao turned around, the live broadcast room was in chaos again. Now, through Lao Han's mouth, a certain salted fish was vindicated, and those who clamored to "ban" Gu Laosan were stopped, which was also a great relief for the fans of the salted fish. Therefore, in today's barrage, the names of Gu Lang and Wang An appeared more frequently, and the barrage style began to become joyful.

Of course, when some people are happy, others are unhappy. As the number of discussions soared, Douyu anchors successfully entered the Amazon rainforest again to save their friends after Ding Yi failed, which became a hot topic. At present, most of the anchors of Douyu Outdoor Channel have come to the Amazon, leaving only Li Mengdie and Hu Li.

Hu Li was easy to deal with, as she was originally a food anchor, and she had not said anything on the Internet under Chen Bai's instructions, so she stayed out of the matter for the time being. But Li Mengdie was not so lucky. When she posted a Weibo to satirize Gu Lang before, many people cheered her on, but now, this behavior has completely become her black mark.

Fortunately, most people's attention is not focused on her yet, so there is still time for public relations. Chen Bai is busy with this now.

Han Daxia came over and patted Jiuyang on the shoulder with his gloved hand, and warned him: "Be careful, there are poisonous insects everywhere in this rain forest, and you will get bit if you are not careful."

"Um...Brother Han..."

Yi Jiuyang quietly pulled Han Daxia's arm and asked in a low voice: "What does this sister do? I was scared to death just now..."

"Oh…"

Han Daxia suppressed his laughter, glanced maliciously at someone's back, then put his arm around Yi Jiuyang's shoulder and said in a low voice: "She is a professional bodyguard, very powerful! Remember to follow her closely!"

"What are you mumbling about?"

Yuan Xiaoxiao's voice came from the front. When the two looked up, she asked impatiently, "When will the helicopter arrive?"

In order to find someone overnight, the two of them had filled their backpacks with cold fireworks, like carrying two explosive packs, but they didn't pack any food. If Han Daxia hadn't ordered "takeout" via satellite phone, the little stock that Yi Jiuyang brought would have been consumed in less than two days.

"Why are you in such a hurry? You have to find an open space to set off the fireworks first, so that people will know the location, right?"

At the same time, a helicopter was taking off from Tefe Port, carrying the "airdrop" reserved by Lao Han to the designated area to look for a man and a woman marked by fireworks.

By a river, Gu Lang was yawning while making breakfast.

The firewood that was picked up early in the morning was a little damp, causing thick smoke to continuously come out of the campfire, making someone cry.

On the west bank, Wang An, who had gone to take care of his personal hygiene with Xiao Huang, was now walking back alone. Perhaps the leopard knew that there was no food for him in the pot, so he went to find food on his own.

In front of the tent, Wang Ping, who had deliberately moved aside to avoid the thick smoke, was chewing on a bag of pork cubes. The bush dog, which he silently named "Xiaohong", was wagging its tail and looking up at him. From time to time, a badger would take out a piece of meat and throw it far away, and this guy would bark and run out to pick it up, more like a domestic dog than a domestic dog.

"Boss... cough cough!"

Gu Lang, who was choking and coughing, stood aside, holding his nose and said to a badger, "You have to eat those snacks sparingly. We don't know how long we will stay here. There will be no place to buy them after we finish eating."

Wang Ping raised his eyelids, but didn't take it seriously. He was not the kind of person who would be careful with every bit of delicious food... Badger, if you run out of food, you will have your own way of living. Didn't Li Bai say that even if you spend all your money, you can still get it back? Why are you so nervous

"By the way... the doctor said you should lose weight. So, I think..."

Before Gu Lang could finish the second half of his words, he was choked back by a threatening gesture from a badger, which made Wang An, who was approaching, look down on him. Raising badgers to this extent, Gu Lao San dare not say that there will be no one to come after him, but it is definitely unprecedented.

At this time, the roar of a helicopter gradually became clearer.