Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 497: Gu Xianyu's status

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The sun was shining brightly and the rainforest was beginning to become stuffy. Even the wind blowing across the river carried a hint of heat.

A white-lipped peccary was walking leisurely towards the river bank, planning to take a bath in the river to relieve the heat in its heart at noon when other animals were hiding for lunch.

It had walked this road countless times, and knew where there were predators and where the animals were docile. But today, the atmosphere was a little strange.

It was quiet under a small-leaved banyan tree near the riverbank, without even a ghost. It remembered that a small-eared dog living here had just given birth to a baby a few days ago. The mother dog has been particularly diligent recently and would go out to look for food at noon. When passing by these two days, I could always see the little guy peeking out of the gap. Once when I was lucky, I even saw the little guy coming out to play.

But today, let alone seeing it, I couldn’t even hear any sound. The cave under the tree root was empty. I didn’t know whether the puppy mother had suddenly moved or was killed by a predator.

"Tsk tsk, the strong prey on the weak. What's the point of being diligent? Look at the jaguar, he was born strong!"

The peccary hummed twice, then forgot about the matter and ran straight to the river. Before he got close, he heard a strange sound.

“Ha… huh~~~~~~”

On the river bank, Wang An and Gu Lang were pressing the bulging edges of the inflatable kayak. On the valve near the center, a furry figure with white hair on his head was holding the valve and blowing air into it.

A certain wild dog stood aside, carefully carrying Wang Ping's hat, and nervously watched the giant creature gradually expanding in front of him. He looked at the badger with a look of awe. It was indeed a mysterious species that could defeat the jaguar. It could create such a giant creature by just devoting some of its strength.

"If the boss is willing to help me blow it..."

A certain wild dog suddenly had the image in his mind that his body was starting to grow larger due to the action of a certain badger, and that he was slowly surpassing the jaguar and becoming the top overlord in the rainforest. His heart began to pound.

"Humph, when the time comes, I'll beat that guy up first and make him my lackey!"

The wild dog secretly glanced to the left, only to find that the jaguar, which had been dozing lazily before, had disappeared without a trace.

After commenting that a leopard was "sneaky", a bush dog suppressed its almost excited mood and continued to stare at the back of a badger with admiration.

“Roar~!”

A faint roar was heard from the woods behind, followed by a scream like that of a pig being slaughtered, which faded away after a few minutes.

The two people beside the kayak couldn't help but turn their heads to look, but Wang Ping ignored them and continued to blow hard. Soon, the edge of the kayak became more and more bulging, and the position of the air valve began to rise. Wang Ping went from a leaning position to an upright position, and then was simply pushed up.

“Crash~”

The rustling of branches and leaves came from far away, and Xiao Huang jumped out from a huge fern, dragging a fellow covered with short brown hair.

“Plop!”

A white-lipped peccary was thrown to the ground with its eyes wide open, with a nostalgia for the world and regret for taking a bath, which successfully scared Gu Lang and Wang An. Only a certain bush dog squinted at the guy whose neck was bitten off, and swallowed his saliva with disdain.

Wang An stretched his head and looked at the thing on the ground. It had a long tail, sexy buttocks, and an oval body. It looked like a pig no matter how you looked at it.

"An An, don't move..."

Seeing Wang An raising his hand to pull the animal's ear to see the other side, Gu Lang hurriedly reminded him. He still remembered that when he was in Africa, he approached a leopard while it was eating and was almost sent to see the Buddha.

However, before he finished speaking, Wang An had already grabbed the "pig" by the ear and dragged it over. Hearing what he said, he looked up at him in confusion: "What's wrong?"

"Well…"

Gu Laosan looked at the little yellow cat lying on the ground licking its paws, and felt a strange sense of disappointment in his heart. The prey had been dragged away, but this cat didn't even raise his eyelids.

"It's okay... I'm just afraid of germs..."

"Heh...I'm wearing gloves!"

Wang An smiled and looked down at the little animal again. This time he saw its face clearly and was speechless.

A pair of big nostrils on the cup-shaped mouth makes it really look like a pig.

"Tsk, is this a wild boar? Why doesn't it have fangs?"

"Let me see..."

Seeing Wang An pulling the guy's ears and turning him over and over, Gu Lang became curious and reached out to pull him over.

"roar!"

The roar of a jaguar suddenly sounded, and Xiao Huang stopped licking his paws. He bared his teeth and glared at Gu Lang, the threat was particularly obvious.

"Damn! You really are targeting me!"

A certain salty fish was so angry that he immediately yelled in his heart: "It's like this again! It's like this again! You cats are bullies who only care about the strong and the weak!"

"Little Huang, be good. I'm not allowed to scare you... Uncle Gu... Hehe..."

Wang An raised his hand to comfort a certain leopard, and he laughed before he finished speaking. The expression of a certain salted fish at this moment was like a child in kindergarten who found that his apple was smaller than others, with a face full of grievance and anger, which looked particularly funny.

The man and the leopard stared at each other for a long time, and Gu Laosan sat back angrily, muttering to himself.

"It's just a pig, it's not like I haven't seen it before!"

At this time, I heard a series of "bang bang" sounds in front of me. When I looked down, a badger holding the air valve was impatiently patting the edge of the kayak and pointing at the pressure gauge next to a salty fish.

"Oh... that's enough air pressure!"

Gu Lang took a look and quickly raised his hand to help Wang Ping tighten the valve. Then the badger loosened its mouth and slid down the edge limply.

"I'm so tired..."

Wang Ping lay down in the kayak, holding his belly and gasping for breath, his brain dizzy as if he was lacking oxygen. Even with the "body protection magic", it was much more difficult than he had thought to blow the air to the acceptable pressure value.

At this time, Gu Lang shouted "one, two", and the kayak suddenly shook. He and Wang An, each on one side, were carrying it towards the river bank.

Wang Ping climbed up and jumped in first, watching the two men push the kayak into the river and tie it to a small tree on the shore with a rope.

“Awoooooo~”

There was a low cry from the side, and when he turned around, he saw Xiaohong carefully delivering his head to him as if he was carrying a gold bar. A badger grabbed it and put it on his head, patting Xiaohong's head. As soon as he turned around, he saw a leopard gnawing on the white-lipped peccary in front of him.

"Hey~ Isn't this the pig from yesterday? It's destined to be lunch after all..."

Wang Ping shook his head with regret, then glanced at the little brother next to him, and suddenly remembered that this guy seemed to have not gone out to hunt since last night.

"That's perfect. I have some ready-made. I don't have to waste my snacks!"

Leading Xiaohong to the front of the peccary, Wang Ping patted the pig's leg and pressed down on its neck. The bush dog then began to bite it obediently.

"Snoring~"

Seeing two "dogs" fighting for food, Xiao Huang muttered something in his throat, but did not make any attacking movements. He just protected his internal organs to prevent the wild dog from getting close.

After tying up the kayak and walking back, a certain lazy guy was stunned and almost fainted from anger.

After counting over and over again, it turned out that the leopard treated him differently, and even the tiny dog had a higher status than him.

"This is too much!"