Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 5: Enter the prairie

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"Fuck!"

The young man looked at the leopard in horror, which had run out of the cage without him noticing. His scalp felt like it was about to explode, and he quickly raised the tranquilizer gun, but it was too late.

Ten meters away, maybe the guy still has a chance to escape. Five meters away, even if the tranquilizer gun hits the leopard, the guy himself will definitely be dead.

But now the distance is within one meter, and within this distance, cats never miss.

The only martial arts in the world that cannot be defeated is speed!

A scream sounded, and the tranquilizer dart had been shot away to who knows where. The young man was hit on the face by the leopard's claws. After turning 720 degrees on the spot, he fell flat on his face behind the car. Blood flowed down his neck that was cut by the leopard's claws to the ground, and instantly turned red into a mosaic.

Even though Wang Ping was used to seeing wild animals attacking people, his scalp tingled when he saw it. It was really... too damn brutal!

However, Wang Ping felt a lot more relieved when he thought that this guy was temporarily in the same camp as him.

With this kind of combat power, this wave is secure!

Wang Ping jumped out of the car quickly and crawled from under the car to under the cab, intending to make a feint to the east and attack in the west.

The bearded driver also heard the curses and screams from the guy behind him, but it was quiet after just one sound. The bearded man got a little upset, and he pulled out the pistol from his waist, opened the door and got out of the car.

Holding a loaded pistol, he slowly approached the back of the car, calling the young man's name as he walked, but there was no response. Feeling something was wrong, he was about to return to the cab when a leopard head with yellow hair and black stripes appeared from the back of the car.

"Oh, I'm here to buy cakes..."

The bearded man yelled and was about to shoot, but then he felt a pain in his crotch, as if something with hope and dignity had left his body forever. An indescribable wail came from his throat, and he knelt down, covering his crotch.

"Roar!" The leopard pounced forward.

The car stopped very close to the savannah, on the edge of the Maasai savannah in East Africa. It seemed that the two had deliberately chosen such a sparsely populated road. After all, the savannah was full of wild animals, making it difficult to get supplies. Relatively speaking, there were fewer checkpoints on this road.

Wang Ping regretted his impulsiveness. What was wrong with shooting? With the leopard's agility, it would be a miracle if the bearded man could hit it if he was on guard. Why did he have to be so aggressive

Wang Ping held up his bloody claws, tears in his eyes. He could still vaguely see a few yellow hairs on the sharp claws, curling and twisting, as if mocking Wang Ping.

"Gu..."

Wang Ping was still standing beside the car in a daze, when he was suddenly hit by a big furry head and fell to the ground.

The leopard rubbed Wang Ping's body affectionately, making a "gurgling" sound, and rubbed the blood on its face onto the white fur on Wang Ping's back.

Wang Ping: “!”

Now, not only do I have to wash my paws, I also have to take a bath.

“Tsk tsk!”

Wang Ping sighed inwardly, he was so powerful just now and killed two people in a row, but now he is acting like a funny guy and acting cute. It turns out that cats are all crazy!

Although the leopard couldn't understand the body language of the silly flat-headed cat in front of it, it didn't prevent it from knowing who rescued it. Perhaps being cute is the way cats express gratitude.

"Wow~"

Wang Ping's shout scared the leopard so much that it jumped to the side.

Perhaps he had forgotten his animal identity again. Just as Wang Ping was about to say something, he was shocked by the sound he made. This voice was not only disgusting to animals, but even to Wang Ping himself. Someone silently swore in his heart that in the future, if it was not necessary, he would never make any sound even if he was beaten to death.

Wang Ping patted his fur that was messed up by the leopard and walked to the cab. The leopard sat quietly on the side, watching the animal walking upright, with a curious look in its eyes, without any dignity as a beast.

The two unlucky guys were dead now. At the moment when the bearded man pulled out his gun, Wang Ping was almost certain of his identity. Smuggling wild animals in the middle of the night, carrying a gun, not taking the main road but the desolate old road. What kind of birds are these two? He has the word "Wang" written backwards.

He climbed into the cab and looked around. In the drawer of the dashboard were two pistol magazines and a cell phone. He didn't know whether it belonged to the bearded man or the young man. The account book and address that Wang Ping was expecting were all missing. It was obvious that the other party would not let two guys in charge of transportation carry such important things.

After thinking for a while, Wang Ping took out his cell phone from the car and planned to send a text message to his teammates to check the zoo. This was the only clue at the moment. Then, Wang Ping was stunned.

The phone in the car was the latest model from Apple, but it was a capacitive touch screen phone. Wang Ping held the phone in one paw, looked down at the other paw, and suddenly felt like crying.

"Fuck! You're still embarrassing yourself with your skills? Can you be more professional and make a three-proof phone with buttons? Even a Nokia candy bar will do!"

He threw the phone out of the car with one claw, and Wang Ping jumped out of the car angrily and stepped on the phone screen into pieces. Now, what else can I check? I can't even unlock the phone.

Wang Ping looked at the two people lying in a pool of blood and nodded in satisfaction. The leopard only bit two people to death, but miraculously did not eat them, and their bodies were intact.

Although there is an unwritten international convention that animals that have killed humans should not be kept alive as much as possible, after all, once a habit is formed, humans may be included in their diet.

However, nothing is absolute. In the eyes of frontline fighters like Wang Ping who risk their lives to protect precious wild animals, as long as the animals do not eat human flesh, they do not meet the red line standard for removal.

"You're a good kid, and you're sensible! From now on I'll call you Xiaohua!"

Wang Ping moved his mouth, held back the words that were about to come out of his mouth, and spoke silently in his heart.

There was mineral water in the car. Wang Ping fished out a bottle, poked a hole with his claws, held up the bottle to wash the blood-stained hair on his back, and finally rinsed his claws.

Looking at Xiaohua, whose face was still stained with blood, Wang Ping thought for a moment, fished out another bottle of water, and washed it too. Although Xiaohua regarded Wang Ping as his savior, he obviously did not understand what Wang Ping meant by doing this, and simply drank up all the water in the bottle. Wang Ping was so angry that he just wiped it twice and left it alone. Anyway, cats can wash their faces by themselves, so he didn't need to worry about it.

At this time, the sun slowly came out, and Wang Ping looked up to identify the direction.

If it was a grassland, it would prove that it was not far from the mission location. I just didn't know if it was really such a coincidence. After all, there were many grasslands of all sizes in Africa.

Wang Ping took two steps and walked towards the northwest. After a few steps, he sighed helplessly, put his front paws on the ground, and walked on four legs again. There was no other way, his legs were too short.

Xiaohua followed Wang Ping closely, vigilantly observing any movement around him. A badger and a leopard walked deep into the grassland.

In another direction, an off-road vehicle was running on the grassland. Just looking at its speed and posture, it seemed to be in a panic.

Gu Lang is an outdoor anchor.

These days, if you walk down the street and hit someone with a brick, five out of ten people are livestreamers. But livestreaming is not easy. Without long legs, good looks, and the ability to sing and dance, and the key point is that Gu Lang is a man, you can imagine how many fans he has.

Gu Lang’s best live broadcast result was 10,000 viewers watching online.

But that was purely an accident. Gu Lang originally live-streamed an outdoor sports series. He would run, play ball, and occasionally climb a mountain. But when he traveled to Jiuzhaigou, a South China tiger unexpectedly appeared in the live broadcast.

South China tiger!

Although there was a separation zone between Gu Lang and the tiger at the time, it still allowed the audience to have a great time and see what tigers outside the zoo look like.

emmm… It’s stronger and more powerful than the one in the zoo, taller and more powerful than the one in the zoo, and even more awesome than the one in the zoo.

That accident made Gu Lang realize that the way to increase his popularity was to go to the wild, to places where few people go. People never want to see big cities, but scenery and animals that no one has ever seen.

So this trip to Africa came about.

For this live broadcast, Gu Lang even found a club and learned wilderness survival knowledge for half a year, and bought a lot of equipment. If his family was not well-off and his parents did not care about his playfulness, he really could not afford these expenses.

It started off really well, with the mysterious Maasai savannah in East Africa as a gimmick, and they also contacted the live broadcast website and spent money to buy a page for a preview. As soon as the live broadcast started, the popularity exceeded 10,000, breaking the previous record.

But now Gu Lang no longer cared about his popularity, his expression was ferocious and his eyes were fixed. The live broadcast room was full of comments, but he didn't care to look at them. Because right behind the speeding off-road vehicle, there was a group of lions chasing.