Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 50: The most unlucky poacher in history

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What happens when a person is stung by a bee

Some will scream in pain, some will curse, and some may even cry.

But what if you were stung by a swarm of bees

The four people under the tree struggled for less than two seconds before they fled screaming. The calm sniper and the ruthless poacher leader all became crying children in front of the buzzing bees.

Who would have thought that the leader with a fierce face and a ruthless killing ruthlessness would scream and call "Mom"? And there was also a certain sniper who was always calm. Wang Ping didn't even know that humans could run so fast on all fours.

Even one injured guy ran into a tree in panic and knocked out his teeth, but he didn't react at all.

Wang Ping was laughing so hard that he almost ran out of breath and collapsed on a tree branch, almost falling off.

A badger has tried his best to restrain himself from making a "howling" sound when laughing, but he still can't control it. The densely covered treetops seemed to be hiding a schizophrenic owl, and even when wild birds flew by, they would subconsciously avoid them.

After the poachers and the swarm of bees had run far away, Xiaohua, who had been refusing to come near, finally came under the tree and looked up at the psychotic Wang Ping. The leopard's face was filled with melancholy that was not in line with its age.

Of course, it’s not enough to just vent your anger.

Wang Ping said long ago that if some people don’t want to leave, then they shouldn’t leave. People should keep their words, and the same goes for badgers.

However, how to take revenge is a matter for the future. The next thing to do is to reunite with Gu Lao San first.

At this point, a certain anchor has gone further and further on the path of losing himself.

Gu Lang's plan A was to sneak up to the poachers to see if Wang Ping and his friends had been caught. If not, then plan B was to return to the place where he and Wang Ping separated and collect the bodies for his friends.

As for what to do if Plan A develops to the point where Wang Ping and Xiao Hua are really caught, Gu Lang hasn't figured it out yet.

He didn't dare to kill anyone. He had never killed even a chicken in his life.

But if he gave up on Wang Ping and just drove back to the camp and ran away, he couldn't do it. Although the other party was just an animal, and at most had some human nature, it had saved his life after all, and not just once. So even if it was dangerous to collect the other party's body, Gu Lang didn't want to back down so easily.

He decided silently in his heart that if Wang Ping really died, he would burn three sticks of incense every day after returning home. The tablet would be inscribed with "The Tablet of Nameless Badger Ping".

That's how unreliable thinking is. When Wang Ping found Gu Lang, he had already decided which room in the house to place Wang Ping's memorial tablet in. He was considering whether to add a statue of a flat-headed brother riding a leopard, and whether to offer snake soup or honey as tribute.

Gu Lang swore that he had never meant to curse Wang Ping to death. The first sentence he said, "Why aren't you dead yet?" was definitely not intentional, he just cared about him.

Compared to gunshots, screams have much less penetrating power. So Gu Lang, who ran far away because he got lost, didn't know that the poachers chasing him were already busy with their own affairs.

With claw marks from Wang Ping on his face, Gu Lang followed Wang Ping and Xiao Hua and walked towards the camp.

Considering that the poachers still had guns in their hands, even if they were stung by bees, they still had fighting power. So Wang Ping thought that revenge would be best handled by himself and Xiaohua. Gu Laosan's task was to go back and cook and get back the fish that were lost in the morning.

When passing by a dead tree covered with moss lying in the forest, Xiaohua suddenly stopped and growled.

Wang Ping sniffed gently and found a fresh fragrance in the air, accompanied by a strong smell of blood.

"What's wrong?"

Even a fool could see that something was wrong, not to mention that Gu Lao San just looked stupid. Seeing the two suddenly stop, a certain anchor subconsciously squatted down under a tree root and asked Wang Ping in a low voice.

Wang Ping cursed inwardly and wanted to roll his eyes, but he didn't roll his eyes, so he cursed again. He didn't know what Gu Laosan was thinking. He knew that these two couldn't talk, let alone answer him, but every time he encountered a situation, he would still ask.

The smell in the air already indicated what was ahead. Wang Ping jumped off Xiaohua's back and ran all the way to the top of the dead tree, and then his heart skipped a beat.

Even for him, it was hard to bear to look at the scene before him.

The freckled man was lying quietly in a puddle in front of the dead tree, looking lifeless.

Wang Ping turned his little head and looked around at the ground. There was a very obvious black mark on the dead wood. It should be the mark left by the sole of the guy's shoe when he slipped.

As for the cause of death, Wang Ping endured the nausea and observed for a long time, but he couldn't figure it out. Instead, the puddle where the body was lying was dyed red, and no one knew where the blood came from.

Even though the whole body is swollen like a 300-kilogram wild boar and there are many dead bees hanging on the skin, no matter how ferocious the bees are, they can't sting people to cause heavy bleeding, right

"Could this guy be so unlucky that he actually fell to his death just because of this slip?"

Wang Ping couldn't accept the nonsensical way his opponent died. He felt so aggrieved for him. If he had known that he would die in such a way, he would have felt so desperate when he slipped.

The freckled man could be said to have fallen to his death, or he could be said not to have died. Or to be more precise, he died of bad luck.

Of all the poachers who entered the forest, the freckled man was definitely the most unlucky one. At the beginning, he was hit hard by Xiaohua, breaking two ribs. He bled so much that he almost died. Then, before he could catch Gu Lang, he was hit by a beehive that fell from the sky.

Everyone was running for their lives, including the freckled man. Not only did he crash into a tree at the beginning, knocking out two teeth, but he also fell behind and was attacked by bees. When he passed by here, the moss on the dead tree was too slippery, and he fell forward. As a result, his broken ribs pierced his heart, and he died here inexplicably.

"Ugh..."

The sound of Gu Lang vomiting came from behind.

Seeing that Wang Ping had been standing still on the dead tree and there was no danger around, Gu Lang also bravely moved closer to Xiaohua, stretched his neck and looked forward. Then he saw the scene in the puddle.

What does it look like when a person is stung and swollen three times? Anyway, even if Scarface came to identify the body, he would never be able to tell that this was his top henchman.

At this moment, whether it was Wang Ping and Xiao Hua, or Gu Lang who was vomiting, they all raised their heads and looked up at the sky subconsciously.

The sound of a helicopter came from a distance and was approaching at a very fast speed.

Gu Lang's first reaction was: "What the hell! Who did I offend that they sent a helicopter to deal with me?"

But after calming down, Gu Lang immediately understood that it must be the netizens in the live broadcast room who called the police for him. The police have arrived!

Subconsciously looking at Wang Ping, Gu Lang's face, which was about to smile, fell silent.

What should I do? Should I really send them to the zoo

At the same time, Wang Ping was thinking the same thing.

What should I do? Should I take this opportunity to leave with Gu Lao San