Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 503: The Woman Behind the Jaguar

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With the continuous effect of sunlight, water vapor in the Amazon River basin evaporates and forms clouds in the sky, which sometimes become badger-shaped, sometimes leopard-shaped, and sometimes round like a meatball.

In the rain forest below the clouds, three figures were walking with difficulty, accompanied by the sounds of footsteps and breathing.

Now that Old Han and Yi Jiuyang were both half-disabled, their speed was much slower than usual. As the sun was about to set, they had barely walked less than 15 kilometers, and that was without stopping.

Especially at the end, I don't know if it was the poison on the piranha's teeth or the sweat that flowed into the wound through the gauze, anyway, the wounds of the two people were getting more and more painful. Even Old Han couldn't help but groan when he moved, not to mention Yi Jiuyang, who was wailing all the way.

Yuan Xiaoxiao was annoyed by the quarrel between the two, but she couldn't lose her temper over such a small matter. As a result, the flowers and plants along the way suffered, and few of them remained intact.

In the past, Old Han would have thought she was too rude, because there might be insects living in these flowers and plants, or laying eggs there. But now, Han, who was tortured by his "illness", was groaning and had no energy to provoke her.

At this time, the sun was no longer so hot, the outline became softer, and the sound of the wind in the forest began to grow louder. After walking out of the woods and coming to the edge of an open space of nearly 100 meters, Yuan Xiaoxiao stopped and raised her hand to take off her backpack.

"Why don't you leave?"

Hero Han, with a bruised face, limped over and asked puzzledly behind her.

Yi Jiuyang on the other side didn't care about all this. When he saw the two of them stopped, he let out a long sigh, groaned, and sat down on the ground to rest.

"Let's stop here today!"

Yuan Xiaoxiao was rummaging through her backpack and said without turning her head, "At the speed you two are going, I'm afraid you won't be able to find a similar open space to camp before dark!"

"Oh, it's almost sunset..."

Hero Han looked at his watch, then nodded and looked sideways at the open space in front of him.

In fact, they had already discovered when they flew by helicopter that there were always some strange open spaces in this vast rainforest. The dark red ground had few vegetation, and some even had no grass.

Lao Han also asked the pilot at the time, but the pilot couldn't explain it either, and only vaguely guessed that there might be a mine underground. But if it was really an open-pit mine, the Brazilian government seemed to have no reason not to mine it.

But none of this mattered at the moment. Since there was an open space, they could set up camp and rest, and it also saved the two injured soldiers from the embarrassment of holding back the pain and pretending to be tough.

Yuan Xiaoxiao found her makeup bag from her backpack and took out a small medicine bottle without a label. Under Han Daxia's curious gaze, she dug a small hole in the ground with a knife, unscrewed the bottle cap and poured some transparent liquid into it.

The dark red soil was soaked by the liquid and suddenly turned a little black. Yuan Xiaoxiao made a "huh" sound and put the small bottle back.

"What is this?"

Old Han asked curiously, but got a cold eye from Yuan Xiaoxiao.

"you guess!"

"Fuck, forget it!"

Mou Han turned around with an angry look on his face and walked towards the center of the open space. However, he had not walked 20 meters when a noise suddenly came from the rainforest opposite. A large number of birds were startled and flew over their heads noisily.

Old Han subconsciously stopped and looked around with a frown. Yuan Xiaoxiao and Yi Jiuyang behind him also looked up. At the same time, through the gaps in the woods, a patch of grass could be seen swaying continuously, and in the blink of an eye it reached the edge.

Before anyone could react, a golden leopard pattern appeared and a sturdy jaguar suddenly jumped out of the forest.

"Fuck..."

Old Han's arm trembled, and he fell down on the spot with his crutches, falling to the ground with his mouth full of dirt.

“Roar!”

Suddenly seeing the crowd in the open space, the jaguar was also startled, and immediately took an attacking stance, baring its teeth and crouching down. At this time, Yuan Xiaoxiao, who was holding the paratrooper knife in his hand, let out a "huh".

Under her gaze, she saw that the jaguar opposite was actually carrying a camouflage outdoor backpack on its back.

As if sensing that something was wrong, the "backpack" moved and then stood up.

After just one glance and seeing that there was a "person" opposite him, Wang An hurriedly hugged Xiao Huang's neck to comfort him, fearing that this guy would pounce on him soon.

Wang An looked miserable at the moment. His hat had flown away long ago, his messy hair covered his pale face, and his arms covered by his coat were covered with red marks and bruises from being hit by the branches.

The three people on the opposite side stared blankly at the man and the leopard that suddenly appeared. They really didn't know what to think at the moment. Instead, the netizens who had not yet logged off to sleep in the live broadcast room were the first to react.

"Fuck, did I see it wrong?"

"This leopard is so big!"

"Why is there someone up there?"

"Riding a leopard is so cool, isn't it? Are you an indigenous person?"

"The experienced old bookworm gave the anchor 6 rockets..."

“It’s amazing!”

"Seven Fruits, give the anchor a yacht x3..."

“This is definitely a combination that can walk sideways in the rainforest.”

“I always feel like this scene is familiar”

"Yuxi, give the anchor a plane × 5..."

At this time, Old Han's surprised shout came from afar, and everyone was stunned when they heard it.

"Sister-in-law?"

Yi Jiuyang looked confused, not knowing what this title meant. He had never heard Han Daxia mention that he had a younger brother in the rainforest!

However, Yuan Xiaoxiao seemed to have thought of something, rolled her eyes and put away the knife.

"Why are you alone? What...what's going on? Where's Gu Lang?"

Han Daxia asked anxiously, grabbing his crutches and struggling to stand up. But before he could get close, the jaguar suddenly looked over and froze him in place.

"Gu Lang? Sister-in-law?"

"Oh my god, the person riding a leopard is Lao Wang?"

"The longer the name, the more handsome the person is. Give the anchor rockets ×5..."

"Oh my god, this is such a cool way to make an appearance"

"I only read books written by rubbish authors and gave the anchor a yacht reward of 7..."

"Where is Third Brother and Pingping?"

"Miss, where did you buy this cat? Can you buy it for me?"

In the live broadcast room, everyone was startled by Old Han's words, knowing that as long as it involved Old Third Gu, it would not be an ordinary routine.

Wang An, who was rubbing Xiao Huang's neck to comfort him, heard the question and looked up at the "strangers" opposite him, especially the one who was talking. He tilted his head and looked at him for a long time before replying with a look of realization: "Are you Brother Han? Oh my God, who beat you up like this? I didn't recognize you!"

"I… "

Old Han choked on his breath, and his ears turned red. If he had known that he would meet an acquaintance today, he would have protected his face when Yuan Xiaoxiao beat him up.

"puff…"

Yuan Xiaoxiao, who was behind him, suppressed her laughter, pursed her lips and turned her head to the side. At this time, there was another noise from the woods opposite.

“Plop!”

When a salted fish ran out of the forest, he tripped for no reason, turned over with his hands and feet, and fell directly to the ground. The same outfit, the difference is that there is no backpack.

Without even looking at the people opposite him, Gu Laosan stood up, pointed at Xiao Huang's nose and started to curse. But after he said the word "I", he turned his head and propped himself on the ground and vomited.

"Ugh~~~ I'm gurgling... Damn it... Ugh, running so fast..."

"Ouch! Are you okay?"

Wang An didn't even bother to greet Old Han. He hurriedly jumped off Xiao Huang's back, took off his backpack, squatted beside Gu Lang, and gently stroked his back.

"You really, run slower!"

"I... Ugh! I was worried you'd get lost... Ugh~~cough cough!"

"Silly... I will go back to find you with Xiao Huang~"

The three people on the other side who were caught off guard and fed a mouthful of dog food, as well as the netizens in the live broadcast room, were all puzzled at this moment, not understanding what these two guys were up to. At this time, there was another noise in the woods.

"Is it ever going to end? Can't it just happen once?"

Everyone was complaining in their hearts, and then they saw a badger wearing a camouflage round hat sitting on a red "ball", dragging a backpack that was more than ten times bigger than him and "drifting" out from the edge of the woods.

"Bang!"

Gu Laosan had just caught his breath when a backpack flew over and smashed him into the pool of unspeakable stuff below him.

"Ah~! Damn it, you let a badger carry your luggage for you, are you still a human being?"

A badger jumped off Xiaohong's back and pointed at Gu Laosan angrily and roared.

“Pah!”

A certain "ball" fell to his knees, unable to stand any longer. After swearing to lose weight in his heart, he fainted.