Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 537: I clearly saw that you have canned food!

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For some reason, when Gu Lang was far away, he could accurately determine the direction of the cursing sound, but when he got closer, he couldn't hear it clearly. It felt like the sound was moving left and right, and he couldn't find the specific location.

Because he had a flashlight on, except for the two-meter circle of light illuminated by the flashlight, the outside was completely dark in contrast. Gu Lang had just turned around a tree trunk covered with vines when he felt his feet go empty and his body fell forward uncontrollably.

"Fuck... Ugh~"

Before he could scream, his collar tightened. Wang Ping, who was sitting on his shoulders, had already grabbed the vines and lifted him up with one claw on the back of his collar. Gu Laosan loosened his grip, and the flashlight and the half-bolt he was holding fell to the ground.

"Ah~~"

There was no sound of the stick falling, but a scream came first. Gu Laosan grabbed the collar that was about to strangle him to death, and at the same time, he moved his feet backwards, and when he stepped on the ground, he sat back and gasped for breath.

In front of him was another trap with a radius of one meter, which was emitting a faint light.

"Ahem... I told you it's dangerous..."

The voice of Hero Han came from all directions, making Gu Laosan confused and feeling terrified.

“Snap!”

A small black shadow jumped down from the vines above his head, stood on the edge of the trap and looked down. Gu Laosan calmed himself down and also leaned over carefully to look inside.

The bottom of the trap was lit by a flashlight, at least two meters above the ground. There was a figure above, holding his crotch and lying in a shrimp-like position, with the bolt that Gu Laosan brought on his shoulder.

A badger turned his furry face around and looked at Gu Laosan with a half-smile, saying, "You know what, the hit was quite accurate. Look how much pain the kid is in, he doesn't even cry out."

"Hey, um, Brother Han, are you okay? Just give me a squeak..."

Gu Lang shouted with embarrassment, and then heard Han Daxia said depressedly: "Your brother-in-law, I'm right above your head! The one inside is Jiuyang!"

"ah?"

The man and the badger raised their heads at the same time. Under the faint light emitted from the trap, they saw what looked like a human figure hanging on the tree canopy above their heads, swinging from side to side like a pendulum.

Gu Laosan suddenly realized. No wonder he heard the guy's voice intermittently. He thought he had encountered some supernatural event. It turned out that a gentleman should not talk about strange things. Feudal superstition is not acceptable.

"Brother Han, why did you get up there? Come down..."

"Get lost! I actually want to... ahem..."

As Old Han talked, saliva-like liquid dripped from the darkness from time to time, falling directly into the trap emitting light. Wang Ping pulled his hairy face and felt sorry for Yi Jiuyang. There was only a small place, and there was no place to hide.

Gu Laosan couldn't see the situation above clearly, but Wang Ping was watching it with great interest under the night vision... Ahem, it was very clear. Han Daxia's situation at this time was just like Gu Laosan who was almost fed to the anaconda before. His legs were tied upside down by ropes and hung upside down on the tree canopy. The more he struggled, the tighter the ropes on his legs became.

"You save Jiuyang first... It's not easy for me to do this, cough cough..."

Every time Han Daxia spoke, he would cough for a while, apparently because he was choking on his own saliva. Gu Laosan couldn't see what was going on, so he followed his instructions and leaned into the trap to call out to Yi Jiuyang.

"Jiuyang, stretch out your hand, I will pull you up..."

"Hmm..."

The figure blocking the flashlight moved, raised his hand, and then covered it again, as if he had not recovered from the shock just now.

"Uh, that... Then Jiuyang, why don't you just rest for a while..." Gu Laosan withdrew his hand with an embarrassed look on his face, looked around at the completely unclear environment, and asked for something to talk about: "By the way, where is Yang Xu? Where did he fall?"

"How the hell should I know... cough cough, in a flash, the person is gone..." Hero Han muttered unhappily and started coughing again.

Gu Lang and the badger looked at each other and looked around blankly. Before the salted fish could get up, Wang Ping pulled his sleeve and pointed behind him. In a place where Gu Lang couldn't see clearly, a figure was lying on a small branch that was bent by the weight. It was unknown whether he was asleep or fainted.

"Go back and call for help! Don't waste your energy..." Han Daxia shouted, "Please, I'm begging you. I'm a little panicked when you're here..."

Half an hour later, several native warriors carried the three people back to the tribe on a simple stretcher, attracting a crowd of onlookers. Wang An rushed over after hearing the news and listened to the bitter old Han telling about his painful experience. Gu Lang called Ye Yu on the side. Yang Xu didn't look good, so he might have to be sent away overnight.

As we were talking, a badger who had been looking around like he had lost his wallet came trotting over, pointing at the phone and gesturing at something.

"What?"

Gu Lang was so busy watching the badger's gestures that he didn't pay attention to what Ye Yu said opposite him, until the badger inexplicably took out a few melon seeds from his neck and pointed at his impatient little furry face, then he realized something.

"Um, Brother Ye, wait a minute... When you come, bring me, uh, two bags of beef jerky, two bags of nuts, and the rest is up to you, bring more..."

"What?"

At the Erunepe Airport, Ye Yu, who was running towards the helicopter while wearing his equipment, looked bewildered. After listening to the guy on the phone repeating it again, he slowed down his pace with a wry smile and turned to look at the only building with lights on on the makeshift airport.

"You two are really mischievous. We came here to rescue people, but now we are just running errands for you two!"

After Gu Lang hung up the phone, Wang An came closer and deliberately scolded her in a low voice with a stern face. The badger raised his sparse eyebrows, as if he didn't hear it, put his little paws behind his back, and deliberately didn't look at her.

Gu Laosan seemed to have remembered something. He quietly pulled her arm aside, took out two canned fruits from his arms and handed them to her, whispering, "I know you can't eat greasy food, so I specially left two canned fruits for you."

"Tsk~"

Wang An could no longer pretend to be serious, and he didn't want to show a good face to this salted fish, so he glanced at him coquettishly. The movement of his eyes at that moment almost made Gu Laosan drool.

"Hey, An An..."

Gu Laosan was always good at taking advantage of the situation. Before he could make any excessive demands, Wang An shook the can in his hand with a half-smile and whispered, "Don't tell me you have any conditions for these two cans!"

"How could that be! I'm not that kind of person..."

"That's good!"

Without waiting for Gu Lang to finish his words, Wang An patted his collar exaggeratedly, as if he was relieved, then turned his head and said with a smile: "Thank you! You can send Brother Han and the others to the plane, I'm going back to sleep, good night! mua~"

Wang Ping pretended not to see his sister and secretly kissed a salted fish on the face, then turned away with a gloomy face. When Wang An left and looked again, he saw that Gu Lao San smiled and then became sad.

"Hello? Hello!"

Not far away, Old Han was still yelling, "Is anyone listening to me? I'm hungry! Is there anything to eat?"

"Oh, why are you in such a hurry? The helicopter will come to pick you up soon. Then you can ask Ye Yu for food. I don't have any!" Gu Laosan waved his hand impatiently.

"Fuck!"

Han Daxia, who was on the stretcher, had a face full of grief and indignation. He was shaking with anger. He pointed at Gu Lao San and said angrily, "I clearly saw that you had canned food!"