After dinner, a news story about a small animal robbing a hotel kitchen and being arrested by the police was circulated as a joke on Brazilian social media. Of course, because it had nothing to do with politics, the international media did not take it seriously, and netizens only regarded it as a joke after dinner.
At the Federal Police Station on West Fourth Street, Wang Ping squatted in a cage with a nervous look on his face and was carried by the police to the detention room. Then someone came to register him.
Mao Lian was confused as he peeked through the cage and saw a fat female police officer writing incomprehensible letters in Portuguese on a palm-sized plastic card with a whiteboard marker.
I really don't know whether I should praise these policemen for being cute or bored. My friend is just a small animal, is it necessary to be so serious? A badger still needs to have a criminal record...
“Go take pictures over there!”
The female police officer pointed to the wall with the dimension line in the corner, and the iron cage was picked up again and placed on the ground in front of the dimension line. She also stood the written card upright in front of the cage.
Wang Ping looked at the camera collecting images on the opposite side, and subconsciously stood up against the cage. However, after waiting for a long time, the female police officer frowned.
"No, it's too low, I can't take a picture of it!"
There was silence in the room. Wang Ping frowned as he listened to the two people's chattering in Portuguese. Then the police officer who brought him in brought a table and put the cage on the table.
The female police officer shouted something, and then the male police officer standing opposite Wang Ping shouted at him in English: "Don't stand up, put your front paws down! Stick out your tail, don't block it!"
Wang Ping: …
That's enough, right? Is it such a big crime to rob a steak
After much trouble, he finally managed to leave a message for the badger. Then the male police officer took the cage and found an empty cell and put him in it.
When the iron gate was locked, Wang Ping could no longer bear it. He stretched out his paw to open the cage door, ran to the corner and sat down.
"Hey, when will Gu Laosan come to pick me up..."
My thoughts drifted away for a while, and the scene I saw at the hotel entrance appeared in my mind again.
"What did Anna say to Xiao An? Did she know..."
In the hotel, Gu Laosan, with bruises on the corners of his mouth, did not bring Ye Yu, who came instead. Instead, an embassy official who specializes in handling overseas tourists' affairs came. He looked very young and his name was Su Ge.
Seeing that the owner had called everyone from the embassy, the hotel manager did not dare to ask for a high price. He made a list of the losses one by one and asked the waiter to sit back and wait for payment with the POS machine.
Zhou Tong and a few others also came back after dinner, but when they saw that something was wrong with the scene, they followed behind to watch the fun out of curiosity.
Su Ge looked at the door of Gu Laosan's room whose lock had been kicked away, and the long list held by a certain manager, and suddenly felt a kind of awe-inspiring curiosity about the badger, whom Ye Yu had only briefly introduced to him but had never met.
The life of a badger is much more interesting than that of a human!
In the room, Gu Lao San smiled cautiously and discussed something with Wang An in a low voice. Anna looked at this man who had just been beaten but was not angry at all, with a curious look on her face.
She had heard from her "husband" that this girl had been a "female Tyrannosaurus" since she was a child, and no boy could subdue her. She thought her boyfriend was a very fierce type, but looking at Gu Lang's appearance, he looked like the type who was subdued.
After Gu Laosan coaxed him for a long time, Wang An curled his lips, reluctantly took out his small purse and took out a bank card, looked fiercely at the eagerly waiting hotel manager, and almost made him cry when he opened his mouth.
"Your door is not new. It has been used for such a long time. It is just second-hand. I can only give you half the price at most!"
Su Ge retracted his gaze from the paw print on the door, turned his head, and was about to remind Wang An that the compensation was calculated based on the original price when he heard a manager grit his teeth and said depressedly, "At most... at most I can give you an 80% discount!"
"make a deal!"
Everyone: …
After sending away the worried hotel manager, Wang An handed the settlement certificate and receipt to Gu Lang. As soon as he turned his head, he saw Zhou Tong stealing glances at Anna with his eyes wide open.
"cough!"
Wang An frowned and coughed lightly. Before he could speak, Zhou Tong pointed at Anna and asked with a smile, "Boss, what's the name of this beautiful lady? Why don't you introduce her to everyone?"
The other two coaches stood by with their arms crossed, watching the fun. Zhou Tong was the only single person in their group, and he never missed any opportunity to strike up a conversation. Seeing that he was the only one left in the room, he was afraid that he could not suppress the little flame of desire in his heart.
Su Ge was about to ask Gu Lang when he was going to bail out a badger, but when he heard Zhou Tong's words, he looked at Anna curiously. In fact, he wanted to ask just now, when did Gu Lang's group have another foreigner
“Shut up!”
Wang An, who knew Zhou Tong's moral integrity well, glared at him unhappily and immediately introduced: "This is... my sister-in-law, Anna, one of us!"
"Sister-in-law...Sister-in-law?"
After hearing Wang An's words, everyone except Su Ge was stunned. Zhou Tong was even more shocked, and quickly stopped laughing and turned to apologize to Anna.
"Just call me Anna!"
Anna smiled and waved to Zhou Tong, and spoke fluent Chinese, which made everyone feel instantly friendly.
"That's impossible. Sister-in-law is sister-in-law." Except Zhou Tong, the other three coaches had followed Wang Ping. When they learned of Anna's identity, they became enthusiastic and kept asking her why she was in Brasilia and why Wang Ping didn't come.
"Okay, all of you who are fine can go back! We still have something to talk about!"
Wang An handed the things in her hand, including the bank card, to Gu Lang, stopped everyone's greetings, and asked Anna to follow her out of the room.
Everyone looked at each other, feeling that something was happening between the two women.
"Tsk, it seems that the relationship between the sister-in-law and the aunt is not harmonious. They even asked the boss to attend the wedding..."
Zhou Tong shook his head and muttered, and everyone in the room suddenly understood.
I see!
On the first floor, workers were repairing the brackets of the fire door in the kitchen. The chefs, whose fire had been stopped, had not yet left work and were standing in a row to be scolded.
The fat chef roared in his shrill voice. In front of him, the mess caused by a badger had not yet been cleaned up.
"Can you cook? Look at the way you've ruined this steak! How overcooked is it? How can you eat it? Can't you tell the difference between well-done and rare?"
If Wang Ping were here, he would definitely find this familiar. And the chef's next words were even more familiar.
"And you, you are such a genius! Is this how an octopus does it? I can't even poke it with a knife, it's like rubber! Not to mention the guests, even small animals won't eat it!"
“These chicken wings are mushy!”
"This ham is a waste!"
"This vegetable... Hey? This vegetable is good... Why doesn't it eat it?"
After the lecture, the young chefs all lowered their heads and dared not breathe. In this kitchen, the fat chef is the king. Even if the manager comes, it is useless. Everything is decided by him.
"You, you, and you!"
The fat chef pointed at a few people. Most of the leftover dishes on the cart were made by these people.
"This month's bonus will be deducted!"
After finishing the work in the kitchen, the fat chef put his hands behind his back and prepared to go off work. But when he stepped through the fire door, he stopped, turned his head again to look at the messy kitchen, and couldn't help but wonder in his heart.
How about keeping a small animal to test meals in the kitchen