Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 580: Gu Ma's plan to hasten marriage

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When the snow in the can melted and became warm, Wang Ping avoided the camera of the tablet computer, grabbed his travel suit and went to the side to brush his teeth, and then used a tissue dipped in warm water to wipe the corners of his eyes and paws as a face wash. After completing the "badger cleaning", he started to eat breakfast.

Here, Gu Laosan was thawing a can of beef and placing it next to the marching blanket. A snow fox smelled the meat and timidly poked its head out.

"Here, eat!"

Gu Laosan smiled, as if emitting some kind of brilliance. Seeing the fox lower its head to eat, he tentatively touched its "black" head.

Perhaps it was because the fox was grateful for the favor, or perhaps it was because Gu Laosan had already touched it when he was bandaging it yesterday, the snow fox did not show any resistance, and even turned its head to lick his fingers to show its flattery, which made the salted fish's eyes curved with joy.

Subconsciously turning his head to look at a badger, Gu Laosan secretly mocked in his heart, look at how sensible the little animal is, you can touch it at will. Then he harvested a shiny black hair middle claw.

An office building in Jianggan District, Hangzhou.

As soon as Dad Gu arrived at the office after the morning meeting, Mom Gu pushed the door open and locked it, which made his eyelids twitch.

"What... do you want to do?"

"Go away! You're always so frivolous!" Gu's mother spat, which made Gu's father stunned. He always felt that something was strange.

"I have something important to talk to you about!"

Mother Gu pulled Father Gu to the desk, pushed him to sit down, and said, "Spring tea will be on the market in more than half a month. Let's take advantage of the time and organize a family trip. How about it?"

"Tsk, you decide. Do you really need to discuss this with me?"

Dad Gu absentmindedly touched the mouse and just opened a novel website called Takeoff when the screen suddenly went black. He turned around and saw Mom Gu had just unplugged the power cord on his desk.

"What are you doing! This is the only hobby I have, and you are making trouble..."

Before Dad Gu finished speaking, Mom Gu pointed the power plug at him and yelled with a dark face, "Gu Bowen, I'm talking to you about serious matters! What's your attitude?!"

"No... eh?"

Seeing his wife angry, Gu's father looked puzzled and said in surprise: "Isn't it just a matter of travel? You can make the decision, what is there to discuss? Every time you come to ask me, you don't agree with my suggestions!"

"This time it's different! I want our whole family to go together! Bring mom, and call Xiaolang and Xiaoan!"

Gu Ma was quick to change her temper and even quicker to change her attitude. Just when she got angry, she smiled and explained with a look of longing on her face: "It's been a long time since our family has traveled together!"

Father Gu suddenly realized, no wonder his wife was so serious, when it comes to Grandma Sheng, he really has to be cautious.

As for traveling, they actually go several times a year. When they were young, they mostly traveled in China, and then they started to follow the trend of traveling abroad. As grandma got older and Gu Lang grew up, the family went their own way.

Needless to say, there is no place on Earth that Gu Laosan cannot visit except the North and South Poles.

Dad Gu occasionally went out with his business partners, but mostly accompanied Mom Gu to check in at various popular online spots. That's why he said that she should make the decision, because his opinions were rarely adopted.

"Everything was fine in previous years, why did you suddenly want to go out together this year? Was it our mom who suggested it?"

Dad Gu was a little confused. Grandma Sheng hadn't traveled far since she retired, so it was possible that the old lady was getting anxious because of being so quiet.

"I haven't told my mom yet, but she's definitely on board with it!"

Mother Gu said happily, and without waiting for Father Gu to ask, she took the initiative to explain: "I am doing this for our son's lifelong event!"

"Lifelong? ... What's the big deal?" Father Gu frowned, sucked his teeth and stood up, puzzled: "Aren't he and Xiao An already together? What's there to be resolved? Are they breaking up?"

"Bah!"

Upon hearing this, Mother Gu spitted all over Father Gu's face. She wanted to throw the box she had just taken out at him, and angrily said with a dark face, "You are the one who broke up! Gu Bowen, can you speak human language?"

Dad Gu wiped his face speechlessly, suppressed his doubts in his heart, and decided not to say anything. Anyway, whatever he said was wrong, so he just nodded obediently.

But even if he didn't ask, Gu Ma still explained the reason.

It turned out that seeing Wang An and Gu Lang become a couple, Gu's mother happily waited for the day when Wang An would truly call her mom. But she waited no matter how long she waited, it never came. Seeing that the two had only been together for less than two months, Gu's mother was getting impatient.

I don't know which internet celebrity advertisement she saw this from, but it said that the thing women can't stand the most is romance. So she planned to find a romantic place for the whole family to go on a trip, and at the same time, persuade her silly son to propose to Wang An.

Listening to his wife's description, Father Gu tried to hold back for a long time, but couldn't help it. He frowned and snorted, "I said, aren't you idle? How long have they been together? It's really like the emperor is not in a hurry... Well, well," Seeing that Mother Gu's eyes were not right, he hurriedly changed his tone and comforted her, "Young people nowadays are eager for freedom, and late marriage is popular. Let's..."

"Fuck freedom!"

Mother Gu interrupted Father Gu without any hesitation and sneered, "What do you, an old man, know about young people? Those who don't want to get married are afraid of pressure and afraid of not being able to support the family! What are we afraid of? What pressure can these two children have? You, an old man, can't make any money? And you still want your son to support you?"

Father Gu pursed his lips, looked at me as if to say “You are right”, and said nothing more.

"I've thought about it. Let's go to Japan first, soak in hot springs, see cherry blossoms, and feel the romantic atmosphere. Then let Xiaolang propose to me there. I've already bought the ring!"

Mother Gu swung the box in her hand, looking forward to it happily, as if she had already seen the scene she had designed.

"Then we'll go to Italy and take our vows at Milan Cathedral, and we'll have our wedding ceremony right there!"

"You've already planned everything, and you're still hypocritically asking for my opinion!"

Dad Gu glanced at Mom Gu carefully, curled his lips, and reminded her weakly: "Hey, you missed a step... You haven't got the marriage certificate yet!"

"Oh, come back and claim it! I've calculated it all, it's just right for 520, just in case!"

"You have to... just pretend I didn't say anything..."

Father Gu shook his head and sneered in his heart. Someone was self-righteous, but were the two parties like him the kind of people who would let others arrange things for them

At this time, the two most important protagonists described by Gu Ma had no idea what they were about to face. Some were recovering from their injuries, while others were seeking death.

In Koonu, several women were sitting in the living room gossiping and watching meaningless TV programs. Except for Yuan Xiaoxiao and Telipova, the other three women could not understand Russian and all looked drowsy.

Wang An yawned secretly, but the yawn turned into a sneeze halfway through. His body straightened up suddenly, and the wound suddenly felt a burning pain and he broke out in sweat.

"Xiao An, are you okay?"

Anna, who was sitting next to her, suddenly woke up and hurried over to ask. Yuan Xiaoxiao, who was standing by, turned over her collar and took a look. Seeing that the wound was not bleeding, she breathed a sigh of relief. Then she rolled her eyes and smiled, "This show is too boring. Let's watch something interesting!"

The girls looked over curiously, only to see Yuan Xiaoxiao take out her phone and operate it, then switch the TV in the living room to projection, which turned out to be another live broadcast of a certain Xianyu.

"Tsk! What's so good about this!"

Wang An snorted coldly, but the corners of his mouth curled up slightly. When he looked up, he met Yuan Xiaoxiao's half-smile, and his pretty face turned red.

The women looked at each other secretly and laughed. Yuan Xiaoxiao ran over with a smile, hooked her arms around Telipova's neck, and whispered something in her ear.

"puff!"

The beautiful Russian girl rolled her eyes at her, then held back her laughter and stood up to make a phone call.

"What are you two whispering about?"

Anna wondered.

"Hey, hey," Yuan Xiaoxiao raised her eyebrows at the two figures on TV: "You'll know soon!"