Seeing his eldest brother "driving" the polar bear all the way over after hearing the shout, Gu Laosan's expression changed from surprise, to expectation, to confusion. When the polar bear came close and crashed into the ice ridges below without slowing down, he finally turned into fear.
"Boss, don't..."
Before Gu Laosan could dodge backwards, the ice beneath him shook as the bear's paw hit the icicle and it shattered. The ice then flipped outwards.
Because Hero Han closed his eyes and pretended to be dizzy, he didn't even realize what was happening before he fell into the snow along with a pile of icy spikes.
Thanks to the thick snow, neither of them was injured a second time, but they were inevitably frightened.
Especially Old Han, who plunged headfirst into the snow and became a snow radish. He had no time to pretend to be dead, and the snow that poured into his neck forced him to struggle. However, before he could get out of the snow, the screams of a salted fish in his ears froze him in place.
Crackling...
“Ah…I was wrong…!”
"Boss, don't mess with me..."
“Roar~”
"It's none of my business...it was Old Han who dragged me away!"
"Damn it..." Han paused, cursed inwardly, and quickly fainted again.
The begging for mercy stopped for a moment, and the snow behind him could be heard wading through the snow and crunching. Then Han Daxia felt his trouser legs tighten, as if someone was dragging his legs out.
"assistant!"
Gu Laosan screamed, and Old Hantou felt a body suddenly pounce on his broken leg. The collision of the wound was so painful that he almost cried out.
"Boss! You can't hit him, his leg is broken! You will beat the shit out of him..."
Outside the snow, Wang Ping was still grinning, and then he looked suspiciously at the motionless old Hantou, who was only showing his two legs in the snow. He vaguely saw a gloved hand on the side, quietly retracting.
A badger raised his eyebrows, which were pressed down by mini goggles, and suddenly wanted to laugh.
Under the collapsed ice behind him, a polar bear was lying in the snow again, groaning with a look of aggrieved look on his face.
Just when a badger rushed over to beat someone, the seemingly honest "Xiong Er" also bared his teeth and wanted to "help". However, just after half of the action, the badger turned around and slapped "Wan Zi" again, and he immediately twitched on the spot, feeling worse than death.
"Why?"
The big white bear couldn't understand it, and his eyes were full of envy when he looked at Han.
In this situation, the person who fainted is the happiest.
But at this moment, the damn furry figure suddenly stepped forward, leaned over, grabbed Han's collar, pulled him out of the snow, and pulled him outside.
“Hehehe!”
Wang Ping curled his lips, his eyes full of mockery.
"Your leg is broken, right? Then I won't hit it!"
The little black claw made a gesture as if aiming, and then it "reverse-clawed" and hit the face with its eyes closed.
“Bang!”
In a split second, Han opened his eyes, exhaled a long breath, and asked in confusion, "Where am I? What happened to us?"
"Brother Han, are you awake?"
Gu Laosan looked surprised, but then he frowned, feeling something was wrong.
"Huh? When did you faint?"
"Tsk~" Wang Ping held his two little paws and took a few steps back, tilting his head and looking at Hero Han with a smile.
"You old bastard, you're still pretending to be dizzy. It seems your leg isn't that serious!"
“Buzz~~Buzz~~”
Not far from the two of them, in the luggage bag that was pulled by the polar bear, the sound of a cell phone vibrating suddenly came.
Han Daxia was stunned for a moment, then his face was filled with surprise. He didn't care to act out the script he had just thought of, and hurriedly pushed Gu Lao San and urged, "Quick, help me get the phone!"
Wang Ping wrapped up the camera to avoid being seen putting a rope around the polar bear while he was on his way, but because the tablet was still on in the bag, everyone could still hear the recording.
Just now, when Gu Laosan shouted "His leg is broken", an assistant notified Chen Bai and called him hurriedly.
Gu Lang stood up hesitantly under the shove of Mou Han, but only took two steps and turned back, shaking his head to refuse.
Just kidding, the sled carrying the luggage was less than two meters away from the groaning polar bear. The bear could kill the bear with just a slap. The only person who could do this was a badger.
Wang Ping reluctantly calmed down because someone was still acting at such an old age. He ran to untie the rope on the polar bear's back and pulled the sled back. He let the two people look for the phone while he fished out two cans of food and walked towards "Xiong Er".
I don’t know if a philosopher has ever said that the way to control subordinates, to put it bluntly, is to slap them twice and then give them a sweet date.
He didn't have any sweet dates, but he still had a lot of canned food left.
Seeing that Old Han would call for help and leave at any time, it would be better to reward him with these cans instead of wasting them.
The sharp claws cut open the lid, and before handing it over, "Xiong Er"'s thick black nose began to move, and his eyes could not help but look in the direction of the can.
As soon as Wang Ping grabbed the opened box and moved over, the polar bear's scarlet tongue stretched out impatiently, rolled up a piece of meat mixed with sticky fat and started chewing it.
Hero Han was discussing the evacuation with Chen Bai in the back, while Gu Lang was looking up at the exit of the ice cave where the two fell, muttering something like "Where is the little fox?"
If the Arctic fox hadn't led them to the waterfall exit, they might have missed a badger. If they were trapped in this environment, the consequences would be serious.
Now that he is out of trouble, taking care of Lang's personality, he must say thank you to his "life-saving fox".
Unfortunately, the Arctic fox did not appear again until the roar of a helicopter was heard in the sky.
In the southwest direction, the blue and white dots gradually became clearer, and Gu Lang took out a fluorescent stick from his backpack and began to wave it.
After all, the bones were injured, and waiting for Chen Bai to contact rescue would likely delay treatment. Han Daxia also contacted Sheriff Nofu of Batagai and asked him to dispatch a police helicopter.
Gu Laosan also decided to postpone his plan to reunite with Wang An and send Lao Han to Yakutsk to a large hospital for treatment.
Before leaving, Wang Ping opened all the cans and placed them in a circle in front of "Xiong Er" as "labor fees" and "mental damage compensation."
Gu Laosan stood at the back and looked around, but still couldn't find any trace of the fox. He muttered nonsense like "What a good fox who does good things without leaving a name", and climbed into the cabin along the hanging rope ladder with the remaining luggage and the badger.
After the helicopter flew away, two kilometers to the south, under the snow, there was a movement, and a head wrapped in gauze in black and white suddenly emerged from the snow. After turning its head to look around, it breathed a sigh of relief in a very human way.
"Finally got rid of the bear, but the fox was scared to death!"
…
The helicopter flew for nearly 8 hours until the sun set.
Even Gu Laosan, who was not sensitive to the flight speed and the distance to Yakutsk, felt that something was wrong. However, the Batagai police who were rescuing the pilot in the cabin said that they did not understand English, and they did not dare to disturb the pilot, so they had to suppress their doubts.
Fortunately, the other party was an official, and would not commit murder or robbery. So no matter how suspicious they were, no one was really worried.
And when the helicopter finally landed on a dimly lit apron, the cabin door opened, and they saw the people who came to pick them up, they suddenly understood.
For some unknown reason, Chief Inspector Nuofu actually sent them back to Harbin and contacted the police on the other side of the river to pick them up.
"Well... since it's one of our own who's picking you up, I feel relieved!"
Together with the accompanying nurse, they carried Old Han to the stretcher. Gu Laosan held Han Daxia's shoulders and said with a smile: "Brother Han, you should take good care of your injuries. I won't take you to the hospital. I have to rush back to reunite with An An."
"Don't worry, this little injury is nothing... Oh~ Sister, be gentle!"
Han Daxia wanted to act tough and let the salted fish go away without worry. But he didn't know whether it was because the warm weather here made the blood in the wound melt again, or because the wound got worse with the movement. Before he could finish his words, he was screamed by the nurse who was splinting him.
"Tsk~"
Gu Laosan and Wang Ping, who was squatting on his shoulder, rolled their eyes at the same time, and the latter even sent a middle claw. Gu Laosan then picked up his bag and turned around, but before he had taken two steps, he was stopped by a middle-aged man in a casual jacket.
"Where are you going, Xiao Gu?"
As soon as the man opened his mouth, the two of them could hear his thick northeastern accent. The other party seemed to recognize Gu Lang, and even raised his eyebrows at a badger with a smile, without any of the serious temperament of a police uncle.
However, no matter how kind the other party was, his identity was there, and Gu Lang and the badger subconsciously straightened their bodies. The salted fish said with an apologetic smile: "Uncle police, I'm going to find my girlfriend."
The other party was amused by Gu Lang's address, shook his head slightly, raised his hand to pull his arm and sighed: "Don't go, it's quite chaotic over there! Ask your girlfriend to come back as soon as possible! Do you think they are so kind to send you two here? Silly boy, you two are being deported, do you know?"
"Walter?"
Gu Laosan and a badger opened their mouths at the same time, and a certain Han on the stretcher beside them also cried out in surprise.
Damn it, polar bears, are cucumbers banned in Siberia