Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 594: Is that stealing? That's clearly robbery!

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“How could they do this!”

Outside the airport police station, Gu Laosan had a gloomy face and was muttering something indignantly that the locals couldn't understand.

Wang An hugged his arm and sighed, feeling somewhat helpless as to how to comfort him, so he just patted him gently.

If someone is lost in a foreign country or their documents are lost, I believe the police will do their best to help find them. But now it is a pet that is lost, and they are filing a case out of respect for our international friends, so it is impossible to send extra police force to search.

To be honest, it is very difficult for police officers all over the world to handle all cases with full strength, otherwise they would be busy enough just looking for cats and dogs.

This is not a problem of attitude, but a problem of police force allocation.

Gu Laosan naturally understood this truth, but if he didn't rely on the police, he didn't know who to rely on. He was in a foreign country, and his Japanese was not much better than that of a badger. It would be a joke to look for it on his own.

"The two of us... No, I'll just stay at the airport. The boss knows the way, he will definitely be able to find it back."

Gu Lang held Wang An's hand and warned him, "You should go meet up with grandma first. Don't tell grandma about the boss, so she won't worry!"

"I...I'm afraid I can't hide it..."

Wang An pursed his lips and shook his arm. Before he could say anything, Gu Lang's cell phone suddenly rang.

"This is… ?"

Gu Laosan let go of Wang An's hand, took out his cell phone, and found that it was an unfamiliar local number. As soon as he picked up the call, the call was disconnected.

Chiyoda District, Yaesu Road.

A dark alley corner outside the wall of Chengdong Primary School.

Wang Ping, who was hiding behind a trash can, listened to the notification tone on his phone twice in confusion. It was not until the English notification was repeated that he realized that the phone was in arrears.

"Damn it, I just called and haven't even spoken yet, how come I'm already in arrears?"

I cursed the Japanese telecom operator in my heart, but at this moment, a prompt suddenly popped up on the screen, saying that something had failed to download in the background. I clicked (licked) it according to the prompt and saw a half-downloaded indescribable film in a certain software.

As an adult badger, I don't need to think too much to understand that the data usage has exceeded the limit.

“Crack!”

The cell phone was crushed to pieces. Wang Ping still felt unsatisfied when he thought about how he had to rely on his tongue to dial the number, so he stomped his feet several times.

"tui! tuituitui..."

The sound of spitting continued to be heard in the alley.

When he escaped from the underground arena, there was chaos everywhere. When someone opened fire, Wang Ping reacted and ran away in a hurry. Before leaving, he took advantage of the chaos to snatch a young man's mobile phone. But he didn't expect that he was so lucky, the bastard was just using the WiFi for free.

Thinking back to this, a badger in the shadows suddenly froze, then raised his paw and slapped himself hard.

What's the big deal about the unpaid bills? As long as you find a store nearby and get some WiFi, you can still contact Gu Laosan.

Wang Ping lowered his head through the night vision to look at the phone whose screen had been stepped on to pieces. He twitched the corners of his mouth, and his hairy face felt hot.

It's broken into pieces like this, it probably can't be repaired.

"Why…"

The chubby little figure collapsed halfway. Wang Ping sighed, looked up at the city lights outside the alley, his face blank.

"Where can I find another phone to eat? ... Hmm? Why would I even think of eating?"

The night vision eyes in the darkness suddenly turned into one big and one small, and then a "gurgling" sound similar to a belly rumbling began to sound.

Not far from this unknown dark alley, under the colorful neon lights, there is a food street. With Wang Ping's Japanese level, he only knows the word "Ichiban". At this time, the shopping street is bustling.

Most of the diners are tourists. From time to time, you can see food anchors walking around with selfie sticks and internet celebrities checking in. Most of them are real foodies. Some are a combination of multiple identities, such as a "beautiful internet celebrity foodie anchor".

"Wow, I know this! This is called sea urchin rice bowl, it's very famous in Taiwan, I've wanted to try it for a long time... Well, I tried it for everyone..."

A girl with twin ponytails stuck out her tongue behind a selfie stick, trying to cover up her slip of the tongue by acting cute. After she succeeded, she couldn't wait to turn to the food.

"Uncle, how much is this?"

Outside the bright window, the little girl pointed at the biggest lump on the iron tray and blinked her big eyes, which made the Japanese uncle selling sea urchin rice look very upset.

That lump weighs at least half a pound. Are you serious, girl

"Pfft, the little fox is so cute"

“I’m hungry just looking at this”

"Since I started following the little fox, I have become seriously overweight"

"I am an illegal user and I gave the anchor 3 airplanes as gifts..."

"Little fox, you let it slip. It's obviously you who wanted to eat it, but you said you would try it for us."

"This is too big, don't you leave some room for something else?"

The comments on the phone were lively. The girl who heard the reward took a moment to glance at the screen. Her eyes suddenly curved like crescents. It was Hu Li.

"Thank you all for the tips. Hehe, don't worry, there's no way I won't be able to finish it. I... Hey, uncle, where's my sea urchin rice?"

The little fox got excited and spoke English and half-baked Japanese. The shop owner in the window smiled and praised her for being cute, then looked in the direction where she pointed, and then the smile froze on his face.

Amaterasu, where is my sea urchin rice

At this moment, the little fox was holding a selfie stick in one hand and a small purse he had just taken out in the other. He blinked his innocent big eyes and looked at the chef selling sea urchin rice in bewilderment.

Seeing this scene, the chef would rather believe that he was dazzled than believe that such a lovely girl would eat secretly. He did not care and comforted Hu Li with a smile, or he could change a piece.

"Oh, I just want that, the others don't look so tempting~"

The little fox pouted his mouth, with a look that said "I'm so embarrassed".

At this moment, there was an inexplicable sound behind the tray on the table beside the chef. A small black-haired claw with sharp nails stretched out from the place where the sound came from. Under the puzzled gaze of the two people, it slowly probed twice with a squinting attitude, then grabbed another piece of sea urchin rice on the plate, and then squinted back quietly.

Hu Li: …

Suddenly I had a premonition that I would be both happy and sad, so strange.

"Bageyalu, what is this?"

The chef was furious and anxious. He turned around and picked up the shovel, ready to give the unknown animal under the table a good beating. He just leaned over to lift the cloth covering the table, and a black shadow kicked him in the face. Then, a series of reward sounds suddenly burst out from the little fox's phone, scaring the little girl so much that she almost threw the pole away.

Half an hour later, the little girl was walking in the busy food street holding the fat baby in her arms. Her expression was indeed both happy and sad.

I was happy that I met a badger here, an old friend in a foreign land, and a "cute" one at that. But I was sad for many reasons, such as being scolded by a chef for half an hour, which made me feel depressed and I didn't get to eat the delicious food.

"Boss~ Why are you here alone, stealing food? Where is Gu Lao San? How can he be such a lackey?"

The little fox looked down at the thing in his arms, his little face full of anger, and one of his hands dishonestly touched the belly of a badger.

Wang Ping rolled his eyes, but he was still chewing a piece of sea urchin rice, so he couldn't free his paws to slap her dirty hands away, so he endured it. At the same time, he felt relieved.

With the little fox here, there is no need to worry about not being able to contact Gu Lao San, nor do we have to worry about sleeping on the streets.

"Hmph, I know!"

Hu Li was still mumbling, pinching his nose and saying, "That careless guy must have lost you! Boss, how long have you been hungry? No wonder you have to steal food, so pitiful..."

"I said..."

Wang Ping was still chewing a mouthful of soupy rice rolls. Hearing this, he looked away with an unhappy look on his face, "Which eye of yours saw me stealing? Was that stealing? That was clearly robbery!"