Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 596: This depraved badger

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In the steam-filled bathroom, a fat, furry figure was standing on the edge of the bathtub, his shoulders drooping as he stared at the splashing water in front of him, his mind distracted.

He was a little unsure whether what happened today was a conspiracy against him or just bad luck.

As an animal, he shouldn't be schemed against to this extent. Human beings are the best of all creatures, so who would be so stupid as to scheme against a badger? After all, winning or losing is not something to be proud of.

Besides, what is he planning? He has no money and no power. It can't be that he is attracted by the fat meat on him, right

Thinking of this, pictures of barbecue inexplicably popped into my mind, and a badger suddenly looked up.

"Shit! It's not impossible..."

At this moment, the door behind him opened, and a layer of cool air on the ground blew away the mist and floated in, heading straight for the back of a badger. Wang Ping suddenly realized that he had forgotten to lock the door, but when he turned around, he was stunned.

A pair of long legs walked slowly from outside the door, and the smooth skin was so bright under the light that the badger couldn't help but squint his eyes. When he looked up, he hurriedly raised his paws to cover his face.

"Girl, please...ah~"

Because it was too excited, one of the badger raised its paw a little too much, and its paw on the edge of the bathtub suddenly slipped forward, and its body immediately fell backwards, diving into the hot water in a headfirst posture.

"Hehe~"

The little fox, who had just locked the door, turned around and saw this funny scene, and immediately bent over with laughter.

“So cute~”

Ota Ward, Ring Eight Avenue.

Riko Ohara glanced at Gu Laosan, who had been leaning on the passenger seat and panting like a dead dog since getting in the car, with confusion in her eyes.

Isn't this stuff pretty amazing

Just now, she saw him running for 3 kilometers without stopping, his face didn't change, his heart didn't beat, and he didn't even frown. How come he was like a broken bellows with a leak as soon as he got on the car

The car was still driving towards the gym. After thinking for a long time, Riko Ohara decided to ask this guy first how he had offended the Slapping Group.

When she heard Fangzi talk about the badger, she suspected it was the "legendary" one. She secretly contacted her "doppelganger" Yuan Xiaoxiao, who immediately concluded that the man surnamed Gu might be in danger and asked her to pick him up.

Sure enough, before she even arrived at the airport, she saw people from the Slapping Group chasing and blocking her on the road.

Yuan Xiaoxiao didn't tell her the whole story. Maybe even the other party didn't know what was going on. She just thought that a certain salted fish and a certain badger were a combination, and if one had a problem, the other could not escape.

If it was just a misunderstanding, or if she had offended some small leader, Lizi felt that she could still handle it. After all, her cheap father was also a member of the Slapping Group, so his face was still worth something.

"you… "

She had just said one word, but when Gu Laosan turned his head to look, Ohara Riko paused, frowned and looked at the rearview mirror outside the left window.

The van had caught up.

"Sit tight!"

After giving some instructions, Lizi saw a certain lazy guy pulling the seat belt onto her body, so she stepped on the accelerator to the bottom, took out her cell phone and dialed a number.

In the eastern district of Shinagawa, Ohara walked out of the police station with a limp, straightened his coat in a pretentious manner, turned around and waved goodbye to the police officer who escorted him out with a playful smile, but received a big roll of the eyes in return.

"Boss~ this way!"

A senior apprentice with his head wrapped in bandages was standing next to a car on the side of the road, waving his "flowered arms" and shouting, attracting the attention of passers-by.

"Keep a low profile! People who don't know me would think I'm a gangster!"

Xiao Yuanye glared at him and walked slowly towards the car. The eldest disciple bowed and opened the back door for him, and then the phone in his pocket rang.

"Uh, yes... yes... Senior Sister~"

After just one look at the caller ID, the usually excited guy started to stutter.

Although this bald guy was the eldest disciple who had gone through the formal ceremony of becoming a disciple and was a legitimate disciple of Ohara Riko, both the students in the dojo and his subordinates were accustomed to calling Ohara Riko the senior sister.

This is partly due to the fact that she was adopted by Xiao Yuanye since she was a child, but more importantly, she was intimidated by Lizi's strength.

Especially for a certain bald guy, who had been beaten since childhood, it was like a shadow in his childhood. The three words "Big Sister" were only spoken out, and the tone was three points weaker.

Xiao Yuanye, who was about to step into the car, shrank his neck inexplicably. Thinking of the gloomy face of his daughter in the afternoon, the corners of his mouth twitched.

"Just say I haven't been released yet! I'm not going home tonight!"

"Oh~"

The bald man lowered his eyebrows and agreed, and hurriedly answered the phone. Before he could speak, he subconsciously put on a smile on his face. However, after listening to a few words, his smile froze.

The rear door had just closed when it was suddenly opened again. Xiao Yuanye was almost pulled out by this guy. Just as he was about to lose his temper, he was startled by his words.

"Oh no, Boss! Senior Sister is being hunted!"

"Nani! How dare you touch my daughter? Call someone!"

At this time, after hanging up the phone, Ohara Riko was glaring at a certain loser.

She finally understood why Yuan Xiaoxiao warned her to stop Gu from talking. Looking at the two cars that suddenly blocked the road in front of her to fake the accident scene, she couldn't shut up Gu Laosan.

Before I could finish saying “luckily there’s no traffic jam, they can’t catch up”, the road was jammed.

Just as she slowed down, both sides of the car were blocked by cars, and a bunch of young people holding sticks kept jumping out of the car. Lizi gritted her teeth, stepped on the brake, opened the storage compartment, and pulled out a baton.

"Get out of the car and rush over!"

"Get off? Isn't that courting death?"

Gu Laosan seemed not to understand and shook his head like a rattle.

"Let's call the police!"

"What are you afraid of? This is an urban area. They don't dare to use guns! With our skills, it's easy to rush out!"

Ohara Riko didn't even give him a chance to argue, she just opened the door and got out of the car, walked around the front of the car and rushed towards him. No extra nonsense, just raised her hand and hit him.

In just a moment, the shouting outside the car became louder.

Lizi didn't care about what was behind her at this moment, she just rushed out. Her preconceived impression made her leave her behind to a "ruthless character" who could defeat the two of them at a glance.

However, before she could rush out a few steps, she was hit by two sticks from behind, almost knocking her down. When she turned her head, she saw Gu Lao San being pulled out of the car and beaten by several people. He kept screaming, how could he look like a master

"Hey! What are you doing?"

Xiao Yuanlizi turned back and beat away the people around Gu Lang in a few moves. At this time, the salted fish's face was already purple.

"Why don't you fight back?"

"I paid it back, but I can't beat you..."

Gu Laosan was also very confused. He had done nothing wrong, so why did a group of people suddenly show up and beat him up for no reason

Fortunately, the other party just wanted to capture him and "deal with him" and did not kill him in public. But after such a delay, the two of them were completely surrounded, and it was not so easy to rush out.

"Mr. Yuan, how did you offend them?"

Hiding behind Ohara Riko, Gu Xianyu shouted with the corner of his mouth pulled, causing a girl who was waving a baton to resist the siege to almost fall down.

I offended? I especially offended your brother-in-law!

"My surname is Xiao Yuan, not Yuan!"

On the other side, in the steamy bathroom of SL4 Asakusa Apartment Hotel.

The little fox was wearing a shower cap and sitting cross-legged under the foam. Her pretty face was slightly red, her eyes were curved with joy, and she was humming a song whose name Wang Ping didn't know, and was happily carrying out the task of "stroking the badger".

Wang Ping's two front paws were holding the edge of the bathtub, his mouth was slightly open on the towel, he was floating on the foam with his eyes narrowed, and he was shaking his legs from time to time.

A pair of white and tender hands were constantly kneading his body, creating layers of bubbles and rolling the white hair on his back into various shapes.

"Ka~"

A sigh seemed to float out of a badger's throat, and his eyelids seemed to become heavier.

"This depraved badger life... so comfortable~"