Since returning to Shengjiawu, Gu Laosan has become a subject of strict surveillance.
After all, he is a "patient" and even the doctor told him to rest.
So after returning home, the salted fish officially began a life of having everything provided for him. He could have whatever he wanted, but there was one thing: he was not allowed to go out.
In Gu Ma's words, since you are all getting married, keeping in good health is not only for your own good, but also a responsibility to your significant other.
As a result, within less than a day, Gu Laosan felt pitiful, helpless and bored.
This was not the most desperate thing, because he had just returned home and his family had not yet made arrangements, so no one could take care of him. And when it was dawn, the nanny hired by Gu's mother would officially start work, and the salted fish might not even be able to leave the living room.
This is what it means to shoot oneself in the foot.
You have to recover from the illness you pretended to have, even if you have to kneel down.
"Damn, why isn't it daybreak yet?"
After glancing at the time on his phone, Gu Lang sighed and began to stare blankly at the comments in the live broadcast room again.
"Hiccup~"
There was a burping sound coming from behind the barrage. From an invisible perspective, the little fox was holding his stomach, slumped in a chair without any image.
“I’m so full~”
The badger sitting on the chair next to her was even more exaggerated, stuffing himself into a ball, and he didn't even dare to burp, for fear that he would accidentally spit out the food stuck in his throat.
Apart from the strange taste at first, the food here is not really bad. In fact, after getting used to the unique feeling, you will even find it good.
After all, this is the only restaurant that uses vinegar, onions, cocoa and chili peppers to pickle salted fish, and the effort put into it deserves praise.
The waiter came over in time to clear the mess on the table, and was very considerate to provide a straw for the complimentary hot drink. A badger rarely smiled at a stranger, and if the badger was not poor, he would have wanted to give a tip.
Gradually, more and more people came to eat, most of whom had the same skin color as the waiter. The little fox looked at the clock in the store and realized that it was already past noon. This meal took more than two hours without him noticing.
The popularity of the live broadcast room has decreased a lot. On the one hand, some people can't stand her posting poisonous messages late at night, so they go offline to find food. On the other hand, it's too late. Except for some insomniacs, most people have gone to bed.
Wang Ping and she lay there for another half an hour before leaving the restaurant with lazy expressions on their faces.
After walking out of the door and heading south for about 200 meters, the man and the badger saw several old men in training clothes crossing the road with swords in their hands, and each of them turned into the park on the left with an indignant look on their face. When they looked up, the four large gold-plated characters "Zhongshan Park" almost blinded the badger.
If the sun had not been still hanging overhead, he would have thought he had traveled back to China.
"Are these old men going to fight?"
The little fox muttered. Looking at the postures of those old men, they didn't look like they were going out for exercise.
I don't know what scene he was thinking of, but he suddenly burst into laughter. Then he quietly followed behind and followed into the park.
Not far away, on the wide grassland in front of us, we saw several old men standing in a semicircle. One of them was holding a sword upside down and saying something.
The little fox looked around and saw that there was really no place to sit, so he bravely added another person to the edge of the half circle.
"Hey, this old man's move is called fishing for the moon from the bottom of the sea! Watch out~"
The old man in the middle said this, and turned around, one leg suddenly stepped back and bent, while the sword in his right hand was raised forward close to the ground. After a flash of silver light, he stood up again and received a side kick.
"Wow! So handsome!"
The little fox suddenly cried out and clapped its little hands, scaring the old men around him.
A badger saw two of them constantly touching their chests, and he didn't know whether they had a heart disease, which really made the badger worried.
Seeing someone cheering, a cute little girl, the old man in the middle of the demonstration was obviously flattered. He looked at the others smugly and said provocatively: "What do you think? My move of catching the moon from the bottom of the sea is good because of its tricky angle. Even if you find it, it is difficult to resist effectively, not to mention that there is a real move behind it. Who can break it?"
"Tsk~ Spicy chicken!"
Someone snorted with disdain. When Wang Ping turned around, he saw a dark-faced old man with a goatee.
"You've made the sword of teasing the yin sound so refreshing and refined, and you've even tried to fish for the moon from the bottom of the sea. Why don't you just ask the monkey to cut the peach?"
“Puff~”
The little fox almost burst out laughing and quickly covered his mouth, his little face puffed up.
The old man was immediately dissatisfied and pointed at the person who was speaking: "Come here, come here!"
Wang Pingmao's face lit up with joy, and he immediately sat up on the little fox's shoulder.
The reason why he was willing to follow the little fox to join in the fun was because he wanted to watch the old man fight.
"I wonder what the difference is between older people and young people when they act like a spoiled child? Will they pull the other person's beard?" A badger touched his chin, his furry face revealing a lewd look.
The old man with a goatee who was named in front of him had already stepped forward, but the old man who spoke first walked away leisurely under the stunned gaze of a badger.
"If you're so unconvinced, why don't you break one for me to see!"
Standing in the empty seat, the old man said with his neck stiffened.
"It's broken, just watch!"
The old man with a goatee snorted coldly, but took a horse stance with his empty hands and stood opposite the old man with the sword.
After a few seconds of silence, he took a deep breath and suddenly said, "Here I come!"
Everyone stared with wide eyes, and the other party suddenly raised his right leg and bent it to the left, while his upper body twisted half a circle to the left.
Wang Ping simulated it in his mind, and it seemed that a silver light really flashed past his right side. After he dodged the sword attack, the opponent kicked him sideways, and the old man with the goat beard suddenly stretched out his bent right leg close to the ground, while his right hand was half bent and moved forward.
"Hey!"
A loud shout brought Wang Ping back to his senses. The simulated sword light disappeared, and the old man with a goatee thrust his right elbow forward fiercely. There seemed to be a sound of eggs breaking in the void.
"Eight extremes, Iron Mountain leaning!"
"Fuck! That's awesome!"
This time it was a badger's turn to clap, but because the pads on its little paws were too thick, no one could hear the sound.
His wish to see the old man fight was shattered, but he also understood. Given this guy's level, if a fight really broke out, one ambulance might not be enough.
The little fox didn't understand, and had a confused look on his face. He didn't understand how this old man could break the trick of the old man just now.
And because I was frightened by a loud shout just now, I felt that the old man in front of me was fierce, not as kind as the one just now, and his posture was not as pretty as the other one.
"You old man, you keep using the same trick over and over again. Can you please have some shame?"
The old man, whose move was broken, was not convinced and started to mock. There were also people around who joined in, probably because they had also been bullied by this move.
"That's right, you Baji have nothing else except Tieshankao, right?"
"We are demonstrating new tricks, and the old ones will only fool the laymen!"
"Chiligua..."
The old man with a goatee who was being mocked was not angry. He just stood there, pinching his waist and humming proudly: "One trick, everything! You know nothing! No matter how fancy you are, I can break it with one trick!"
"Fuck!"
“Too arrogant!”
"Don't be so shameless!"
"Eat shit, you!"
Seeing a group of guys who seemed to be folk masters cursing in public, Wang Ping and Little Fox looked at each other, their brows twitching, and looked at the selfie stick in front of them at the same time.
I guess these old guys don’t know that someone is broadcasting live