Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 628: A question worth five hundred dollars

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The original wedding plan could not be carried out due to various reasons. There was still nearly half a month left before the marriage certificate date of May 20th appointed by Gu's mother. Not to mention Gu Xianyu who was too restless to stay at home, Wang An was also a little impatient.

A certain assistant followed her around gossiping all day, asking her how many carats her ring was and where she was going to hold her wedding, which annoyed her a lot. But after all, she was her assistant, so she couldn't kill him.

It happened that Lao Hei was going to lead the team to do outdoor training at the Hangzhou branch, so Wang An joined the team in the name of off-field coaching. While avoiding gossip, she also took her "fiancé" out to relax.

I don't think she's the only one who suffers from pre-marital anxiety.

However, it turns out that anxiety does exist, but it is different for men and women.

Her anxiety came from the outside in, she was affected by other people's words and her mentality was unstable. Gu Laosan's anxiety came from the inside out, his endocrine system was out of balance, and some kind of bug was in his brain, which was indescribable.

20 minutes later, Wang An was lying on Gu Laosan's bed with disheveled hair and untidy clothes, tears in the corners of his eyes, and he was laughing so hard that his body was shaking.

There was a sound of rushing water in the bathroom. Someone was washing something in the bathroom with a look of annoyance on his face, mumbling quietly. Unfortunately, there was a door between them and the sound of water blocking it, so I couldn't hear clearly. I could only vaguely hear words like "Impossible~", "Too fast", "It's really embarrassing~".

Wolf Xiaosi squatted on the floor beside the bed, looking at Wang An who was about to laugh to death, then turned his head to look towards the bathroom, his face full of confusion.

Why are these two people fighting

It had seen Wang An's fighting ability, but how could he be pinned down on the bed and bitten by a loser like Gu Laosan

This is unscientific!

Moreover, it was just about to help Wang An fight back, but these two people were actually aggressive towards it at the same time? It was so infuriating!

"Hello? Are you okay?"

Seeing that the sound of water in the bathroom stopped and no one came out for a long time, Wang An calmed down his smile, sat up on the bed, and shouted at a certain salted fish.

After a long while, the bathroom door was pushed open a crack, and Gu Laosan poked his head out from the corner with an embarrassed look on his face. Just as he was about to speak, he saw Wang An suddenly fall on the bed laughing as if his funny bone had been hit.

"You... you're laughing again! Stop laughing!"

Wow~~Still laughing! … "

A certain salted fish was so angry that he jumped up and down, but he couldn't think of any words to get back at the enemy. He could only swear in his heart that sooner or later, he would let this guy know how powerful he was.

After venting his anger, he lowered his head and sighed.

"Xiao Gu, Xiao Gu, you really failed me in my cultivation of you!"

Macdonald-Cartier International Airport at night.

As soon as Han Daxia got into the car that was waiting for him, his cell phone rang. He took it out and saw that it was Gu Laosan.

Thinking of the international long-distance charges, Han decisively hung up the phone. While signaling his colleague to drive, he first sent a WeChat message to his girlfriend to let her know he was safe, and then edited a message to reply to Gu Xianyu. But he was only halfway through editing when this guy called again.

"Why, is it inconvenient? Do we need to avoid it?"

The colleague in charge of reception noticed his reluctance and asked.

Old Han shook his head hastily, but he was too embarrassed to say that he thought the phone bill was too expensive. He cursed a certain insignificant person inwardly, then gritted his teeth and answered the phone.

"Brother, can I ask you something?"

He was a little surprised by Gu Laosan's rare polite attitude, but when he heard the next sentence, his expression became strange.

I don't know what this guy asked. Han glared at him and immediately retorted: "Well, well, of course I'm not! When I was in college... Okay, you say..."

As the whispered story on the phone continued, Old Han's expression became more and more strange, as if he had heard a joke, and the corners of his mouth began to tremble. Then he raised his hand and covered his mouth tightly, leaving only his shoulders shaking constantly, and occasionally making a "gu" sound in his throat.

The sound on the phone suddenly got louder, and someone seemed to be asking something. Old Han rubbed his cheeks and waited until his face returned to normal before speaking.

"I didn't laugh... Really not! I just choked on the cigarette! As for your problem, listen to my analysis..."

"It's normal, of course it's normal! It's not a disease! Oh, actually, the first time I did it too... Well, that's all in the past! What you need to do now is to learn from your experience, and next time..."

"Yes, yes! Oh, reading books is useless!" Old Han slapped his thigh and shouted: "This depends on more practice, practice makes perfect! Of course, cooperation is also very important..."

The two chatted for nearly half an hour, and hung up the phone when the car approached the city. When Han Daxia looked up, he found that everyone in the car was looking at him.

"Well, a new colleague this year always fails in shooting!"

A certain Han touched his nose and explained, and everyone suddenly understood.

"Indeed, marksmanship is something that is learned from bullets. Reading books is useless!"

"That's right, it's normal to miss the target the first time. Young people just make a fuss!"

"Han's summary is very accurate. The key to shooting is hand-eye coordination. It depends on whether he can comprehend it."

As soon as the common topic was opened, the atmosphere in the car suddenly became lively. Old Han nodded in agreement. Then the text message notification sounded, indicating that someone had topped up his phone for 500 yuan.

"Hey? Old Third Gu is so open-minded!"

Han was delighted and secretly sighed that he was indeed a man of great wealth and power. So when the phone rang again, he picked it up without hesitation.

"Brother Han, I still don't quite understand. How about you tell me the details of your first time twice?"

Han Daxia: …

The smile gradually faded, and five hundred yuan suddenly no longer seemed worth it.

Wang Ping didn't know that Han had come to Canada, otherwise he would have found a way to get rid of Little Fox and the others and join up with his tools.

However, the old man had been in trouble for several times, and he was already in a state of depression. Even though they knew he was in Canada, they decisively gave up the idea of using him as a tool badger.

Although the effect obtained every time the badger was asked for help was obvious, the price paid was even more significant.

For example, in Kenya, he was beaten into a pig's head twice by Gu Laosan. In Australia, not only did he have to blow the sea breeze all night, but he was also beaten by a male and female mixed doubles. The Amazon was even worse, and he lost a front tooth forever.

Not to mention the painful experience in Siberia, it was more effective than a devil's wish. A leg in exchange for a polar bear rescue package, plus a helicopter medical service.

My leg hasn't healed yet. If I go to Badger for help again, who knows what will happen.

Unable to resist in the team battle, Lao Han decided to play solo and would never ask for help from Badger.

Early the next morning, the little fox started broadcasting, live-streaming the process of a badger washing his face and changing clothes. In the end, he was chased out of the bathroom by a badger squatting on the toilet.

Today they will go to Myrtle Lake, 30 kilometers away, for fishing and picnic, and then go to Caribou Mountain Park. If all goes well, they will be able to go to the Kwakwa Conservation Area tomorrow.

Of course, this was all planned by Lao Zhou and his team. Wang Ping did not express any objection during this process. In fact, after changing the route, he did not disrupt everyone's arrangements again.

He just wanted to go to Edmonton for a tour after the live broadcast, and had no interest in the Rocky Mountains along the way.

But in this world, there are always some cars that are destined to flip over. I don’t know if the goddess of luck likes badgers, but she definitely doesn’t like poachers.

At Ford Manor, Luke leaned back in the chair in the study, tapping a location on the map with a calm expression.

"It's such a waste for you to keep such a huge treasure and not take it!"

The old man opposite had a gloomy look on his face, and also showed the helplessness that one would expect from a man of his age.

"Kakwa Conservation Area? Do you know what you're talking about?"

"Hmph, do you have a better idea? If you lose that batch of goods, how can you get another batch of the same goods in a short time? Transportation and customs clearance all take time. Do you have the time?"

"You can't move here either!"

The old man couldn't think of any other solution, so he just kept saying, "Go farther away! Farther away!"