Half a month later, Ngorongoro Conservation Area, Tanzania, Africa.
The Wrangler was speeding on Highway 144. Through the front windshield, one could see that the driver was a woman wearing sunglasses and desert camouflage. In the passenger seat, a blue-and-white spotted dog was sitting upright. At this moment, the dog was sticking its head out of the car window, squinting its eyes as if blowing in the wind.
In the back seat, a Chinese man, also wearing desert camouflage, was holding a tablet and talking happily.
"Oh, thanks to Shuiyu Yao Chisu for the tip... Fish balls? Emmm, here to promote a new book? Kick it!"
"Welcome, little Lily, you haven't been here for a long time... Boss? Well, I haven't found you yet, hey, don't leave! Damn..."
"Haha, thanks to Uncle Sausage for... uh, unfollowing? So direct..."
"I say, can you please stop talking? I'm tired of listening to you! Can't you just be quiet for a while?"
Wang An's impatient voice came from the front row. Gu Laosan, who was flipping through the comments with a gloomy face, sighed, put the tablet aside, and said helplessly: "It's really like going back to the days before liberation!"
“Awoo~Awoo~!”
A dog's head suddenly stretched out from the co-pilot seat and started barking at him.
Gu Lang sighed, took out a bag of beef jerky from the backpack beside him, tore off the packaging and stuffed it into Wolf Xiao Si's mouth, while rubbing its face and said, "You have to work hard! If you don't find your mother, our popularity will be gone!"
“Heh~”
Wang An, who was driving, laughed when he heard this and said unhappily, "What kind of nonsense are these names? You are its father and Huanhuan is its mother, so what am I?"
"Ahem... you..."
Gu Laosan was stunned for a moment, then he held his chin and asked in a negotiating manner: "How about letting it call you Aunt Wang?"
"Haha~" Wang An laughed loudly upon hearing this, and said happily: "If that's the case, then wouldn't my brother be its neighbor Uncle Wang?"
"Fuck, I get angry when you talk about your brother!"
When Gu Laosan in the back row heard the words "Uncle Wang", his face darkened and he said unhappily, "He's too familiar, isn't he? He's only been at our house for a few days, but his parents are on his side, his grandma is on his side, and even Dahei is on good terms with him. Damn it, it's as if he's our son and I was picked up from the street!"
"Tsk! If you have the guts, say these things to his face and he'll beat you up!"
Wang An rolled his eyes at him through the rearview mirror and pouted, "Besides, my parents and grandma favor him because my brother is sensible and has a keen eye! For example, how many times have you been to the tea mountain behind our house? My brother knows the road better than you do!"
Thinking of the cheap brother-in-law who secretly threatened his third leg when they first met, Gu Laosan's expression froze, and he nodded gloomily: "Yes, yes~ He also reported Lao Sheng to my mother for being lazy by real name, making the old man nervous now and getting up earlier than the chickens. What a sin..."
“Puff~”
Hearing what Gu Laosan said, Wang An couldn't help laughing.
No one knew why, but after Wang Ping woke up from his deep sleep, his personality seemed to have changed. In the eyes of some people, he was really bad. Fortunately, Anna didn't despise him.
Thinking of this, Wang An glanced down at the car navigation and said, "Okay, I'll meet up with my sister-in-law and the others after we pass Magad Lake. You take Qiqi to Olduvai Gorge, and be careful!"
"I really don't understand sister-in-law. Now that your brother is well, can't you just live a good life? Why do you have to mess around with that Yuan guy? And you, what kind of drug did Yuan Xiaoxiao give you two? You don't even want your husband anymore?"
Gu Laosan was in the back row, mumbling with a dark face, looking unhappy.
"Hehe~ We are going to form a women's forest ranger team, and we won't play with you guys!"
Wang An laughed proudly, and at the end he raised his eyebrows and said, "I think Brother Han's wife is also a very thoughtful person, but I don't know how good she is. I have to talk to her when I get back!"
"Fuck!~"
Gu Laosan jumped up as if he had received an electric shock and hit the roof of the car directly. He then covered his head and shouted, "Don't mess around. Old Han will kill me if he finds out!"
“Haha~”
A silver bell-like laughter floated in the wind. Behind a bush at the junction of the roadside field and the forest, a black head with white hair suddenly popped out. The small eyes stared at the direction where the shepherd was going away. When the head turned, the left eye suddenly became larger.
Behind the bushes, on a patch of messy grass with tumbled dirt, a female honey badger lay with her tongue half hanging out, submissively accepting the situation. If you look closely, you can see traces of tears in the corners of her eyes.
"Flutter~"
The honey badger that had stuck its head out turned around, scratched its eyelids with its paws, then pulled off a piece of grass and stuffed it in its mouth, then walked closer while scratching its butt in a vicious manner.
The sunlight shines through the gaps in the forest, reflecting golden light on the neck of this honey badger. Under the thick black fur, there is even a golden necklace. But I can't praise its figure, its belly is like a ball, round and plump.
The female badger shuddered at the sound, and when she took a peek, she found that the badger turned around and walked into the woods. He turned out to be an irresponsible guy.
“Hiss~”
A soft cry was heard, and a badger that was walking in a strange posture stopped, turned its head and bared its teeth.
“Ah~!”
The strange cry spread through the woods, startling a flock of birds in the distance. In the woods not far away, a pair of leopards and hyenas walking side by side suddenly stopped and looked over here in doubt.
There was a commotion in the forest, and golden shadows flew across the swaying bushes. Not long after, the badger was seen in an open space, holding a snake and throwing it in front of a female badger, with a black furry face and waving its claws to drive people away.
"roar!"
The roar came from the leopard's mouth. The crying female honey badger, who had picked up the snake and was about to leave, bared her teeth and prepared to fight. But before she could do anything, she was slapped on the head. Then, she saw a heartbreaking scene:
In the sunshine, the leopard followed the fat badger closely, stretched out its scarlet tongue, and licked it with its eyes narrowed. The fat badger also stretched out its claws and hugged the leopard's face, with an expression full of enjoyment.
"Hiss..."
The female honey badger stayed where she was, so frightened that she dropped her spicy strips.
"Woo woo~"
Beside the bushes behind the leopard, a hyena was squatting there with its tail between its legs. Perhaps it was moved by the reunion, tears welled up in its eyes and its whole body was shaking.
Olduvai Gorge in the evening.
A dark figure jumped out of a Wrangler dragging a backpack bigger than himself and ran quickly towards the Gobi Desert in the south. Not long after, shouting and cursing came from behind.
"Who the hell is this! He even stole beef jerky! The guy next door to the spicy restaurant, you can't afford to eat, right?"
Gu Laosan stood beside the car with the back door wide open, his face dark with anger. He was just robbed when he was about to snort. His wallet was fine, but all the beef jerky was gone. How hungry was this person
"Woo~"
The wolf Xiao Si beside my leg came to the door and sniffed. The wolf's face was suddenly stunned, and then it growled, turned around and ran towards the Gobi Desert.
"Fuck! Qiqi, you stupid idiot! It's dangerous over there! Come back here!"
Gu Laosan didn't catch any of them, and watched them howl and run away, and jumped into the car in a hurry. But when the car started, his hand touched nothing.
“Ah~~”
A frantic and heart-wrenching roar came from the canyon: "My car keys... I'm going to kill you!!"
—End of the book—