Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 664: Really? Children speak without restraint

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As a wolf with a bad temper, Wolf Xiaosi dares to say "no" even to his "mother".

After hearing the noise, he turned his head and saw a badger who was jumped up and thrown away by a wolf. The skewers of meat flew two meters away and his face was covered with dust. Gu Laosan endured it for a long time, and his thighs were pinched purple before he suppressed his laughter.

But with his current expression, the corners of his mouth were shaking like a small motor, and you could still see it if you looked closely. So before being discovered, Gu Lang ran to buy a few freshly grilled skewers of meat, and brought two skewers without any seasoning for Wolf Xiao Si. After much persuasion, he finally persuaded the badger who wanted to "kill the child in the street" to stop.

Gu Xianyu didn't dare to laugh because of the badger's tyranny, but Wang An didn't care. She could hear her exaggerated laughter from a distance, as if someone had hit her funny point. Wang Ping looked at the skewers in his hand and lost his appetite.

Wang An showed her undisguised contempt for the behavior of a certain salted fish who "pampered his pet". In her words, if the pet is disobedient, just give it a beating. If beating it once doesn't work, then give it a few more beatings.

In response to this, Gu Laosan and Wang Ping kept nodding in agreement, thinking that what she said made sense.

Accompanied by laughter and chatter, the two people and the "dog" gradually moved southward. The buildings on the roadside gradually became fewer and the vegetation became lush.

To the south of Halls Gap is a 10 square kilometer lake called Belfede Lake, about 5 kilometers from the center of the town. From the map, the town in the canyon and Belfede Lake combine to form a knife pattern. The town is the narrow handle, and the pointed and slightly curved Belfede Lake is the blade.

There was a lakeside dam less than one kilometer wide at the junction of the "handle" and the "blade", and on the dam was a holiday park that combined a hotel and an amusement park. According to the current route and speed, it would take at least an hour for the two to reach the dam, and it would probably be close to dusk when they reached the first campsite.

Someone suggested taking a taxi, but Wang An rejected it outright, saying it was a waste of money. Then, on the back of the wolf Xiao Si who was following the two of them, a figure quietly withdrew his paw to express his agreement and pretended not to have heard anything.

After walking for about 40 minutes, the gate of a small golf course appeared on the left, and the sparkling lake in the distance could be seen through the woods.

There was a fork in the road to the north of the stadium. The road to the east led to the holiday park, and the road to the campground was on the side where the two were. However, it was called a road, but when it got to the south and left the town, the road surface became bumpy and uneven, and no one maintained it at all.

The number of vehicles coming here has gradually decreased, and it is too late to regret and take a taxi. At this time, Wang An stood on the side of the road and gave a thumbs up to a pickup truck coming behind him.

The pickup truck stopped in front of the two of them. The driver was a father and daughter, a fat bearded man and a pretty blonde girl. Wang An asked and learned that they were from a farm outside Halls Gap and were going to Jimmy Creek Campground in the south to deliver supplies.

Since there are free camping sites, there are naturally paid ones, and Jimmy Creek Campground is one of them. The campground has a dedicated parking lot and staff, as well as a supermarket and camping area. Hearing that the two were going to the Bh campground they passed by, the bearded man readily agreed to the ride request.

Only then did Gu Laosan realize why Wang An didn't let him call a taxi. It wasn't because taking a taxi while camping was too ridiculous, but because he could get a ride.

The little blonde girl in the car looked curiously at Wolf Xiaosi and a badger beside Gu Lang's legs, and quietly pulled her father's arm to discuss something.

"Ok~ Let daddy discuss it with them, okay?" The bearded man rubbed the little girl's face, then stuck his head out of the car window and asked the two people who were putting backpacks in the back of the car: "Um... Is your dog docile? Will it bite people?"

"Daddy~" the little girl pulled his hairy arm from behind and shouted, "It won't do that!"

"Of course not~" Hearing the little girl's cute voice, Gu Lang and Wang An smiled at each other, then turned to the bearded man and said, "Its name is Qiqi, and it has been very docile since it was young!"

"Well, it's like this, my daughter likes dogs very much... I mean, if you don't mind, can you let her, oh, Qiqi, sit in... Of course, it's okay if you don't want to, I will still take you to Bh." The bearded man explained with gestures.

"Of course~ The little sister is so cute, Qiqi is also happy!"

Without waiting for Gu Xianyu to speak, Wang An smiled and nodded, and waved at the little girl. Perhaps it was because a certain wolf never dared to show his temper with Wang An, which made someone mistakenly think that this guy was very obedient.

A cheer was heard in the car. As soon as the bearded man opened the door, the girl couldn't wait to wave at Wolf Xiaosi.

"Woo?"

A wolf tilted its head, as if hesitating. When in Shengjiawu, Dahei liked to play with children, but it didn't like it. Those naughty kids were very aggressive, pulling its fur at every turn, but it couldn't bite. At one point, it was so scared that it hid at home and didn't dare to go out.

But Wang Ping, who was riding on its back, didn't care whether it was happy or not, and pulled its ears to urge it forward. Being able to sit in the driver's seat, even if it was to play with the naughty child, was better than squatting in the bumpy back compartment.

"Ouch..."

Wolf Xiaosi muttered something dirty and reluctantly stepped into the car. However, just when he got half of his body in, a chubby little hand suddenly blocked Wang Ping's face.

"Not you!" The seemingly innocent little girl shook her head at a badger and pointed at the wolf Xiao Si and said, "Only him~yly (ugly)!"

"Puchi~"

Wang Ping's little ears twitched, as if he heard a voice outside the car where someone laughed out loud but quickly suppressed it.

“Alice!”

The bearded man standing by the door quickly scolded: "How rude! How can you say she's ugly? She's obviously quite... emmm, you can't even say she's ugly to her face, it hurts so much!"

“Hehe…” The furry figure riding on the wolf’s back slumped his shoulders, climbed down silently, lowered his head and walked to the back of the carriage. When he passed by a bearded man, he gave him a sidelong glance: “Fuck, you’re not a good guy either!”

Wang An, who was already sitting in the back of the car, looked at the little figure who had shaken off his bearded hands and was trying to climb into the car. He turned to someone who was covering his mouth to hold back his laughter and said, "You badger, can actually understand English?"

"Hmm... Well, maybe it's based on the tone?" Gu Lang took a breath and said uncertainly: "Boss has never met foreigners... Maybe he has watched too many foreign movies?"

When Wang Ping jumped into the car, Gu Laosan hurriedly took out a bag of snacks and handed it to him to comfort him: "Boss, children speak without restraint. Maybe the girl only likes dogs. It would be better for us to sit in the back, where the air is fresh."

"Get lost!"

Wang Ping slapped the bag that was handed to him with his paw, turned around and sat in the front of the car, far away from the two people. He even bent his little hairy legs and hugged them with his arms, and his hairy face was full of "No Trespassing", just a few leaves blowing in the background.

"Hmph, this doesn't seem like the performance that can only be understood by tone~" Wang An raised his eyebrows and glanced at Gu Lang.

The live broadcast room was in a commotion at the moment. The little girl's voice was not loud, but it was very penetrating. Someone who knew English had already explained what "ugly" meant. Some people felt sorry for her, but most of them were gloating.

"The truth about the little girl"

“Boss Ping: Although I am ugly, I am cute”

"Pingping is not ugly at all, don't listen to what foreigners say"

"That's right, Pingping is the cutest."

“Ugly and cute don’t conflict.”

"Hugging my fat self with heartache"

"The boss looks even cuter now"

"I'm going to go and laugh for a while, and then I'll come back and feel sorry for the boss."

"Let's go~" As the pickup truck started, the bearded man opened the window and warned, then accelerated south. Just as they passed a shallow pit at the boundary between the town road and the boulevard, they heard a "bang" and a badger that had deliberately separated from the two flew up in an arc due to inertia and hit the rear grille next to a salted fish.

"Ouch~ Damn~" Wang Ping covered his nose and climbed up with tears in his eyes, "I hate this world that values appearance!"