"What sound?"
"Is there going to be another accident with the anchor?"
"This car is poisonous"
"What did you say?"
"Am I the only one who noticed that the vehicle just passed by was a military vehicle?"
Netizens in the live broadcast room noticed that the picture kept shaking left and right, coupled with Gu Lang's strange screams, they were suddenly speechless.
Why is it that whenever this car hits the road, there is a risk of overturning? Gu Laosan's luck is so bad that he has no friends.
After avoiding the jeep that was overtaking from behind, Gu Lang shrank his body to the right to avoid being hit by the two dogs whose black fur was flying. At the same time, he lightly tapped the brakes and moved to the outside of the farmland on the left side of the road, preparing to stop.
The bad thing about the former British colonies is that their driving habits are always the opposite of other countries. When other countries drive on the right, they have to drive on the left.
It is said that this custom was passed down by knights in the time of King Arthur. The reason for walking on the left side is to make it easier to point the sword in the right hand at the enemy at any time.
So if Gu Laosan wants to drive on the road here, he has to adapt to the habit of driving on the left and apply for a translation and certification of his international driver's license. Unfortunately, he is almost used to it now and it is time to return home.
The off-road vehicle brushed the roadbed and approached the farmland. Before Gu Lang could stop the car, he saw Wang Ping, who had been beaten up, struggling to stick his head out from under the seat and climbed onto the passenger seat with his claws. The one behind him was still unwilling to give in. It jumped up from the floor with its mouth open and bit the badger's tail.
Wang Ping dodged sideways, kicked his hind legs on the seat, and stretched out his claws to grab the lock on the passenger door.
Due to the inertia of parking, the left door suddenly flew outwards. The "senior" who rushed over immediately after fell to the ground outside the car without paying attention. He rolled and was thrown to the back.
At this moment, Wang Ping really showed his strong control over this body. His claws, which were not very flexible before, were like human hands, tightly grasping the inner handle of the co-pilot seat. The two hind legs were hanging in the air, being swung back and forth with the shaking of the car door.
Through the car window, I saw in the rearview mirror that the "senior" who had rolled several times under the roadbed shook his head, opened his mouth and neighed, and rushed over again. The badger did not dare to delay, and kicked the car door with his hind paws. With the rebound force, his body swayed towards the door frame, and his hind paws hooked the waterproof strip on the inside of the door frame and pulled the door back.
"Bang!"
As the car door closed, Wang Ping could no longer hold the lock, his body went limp, and he fell backwards onto the passenger seat.
"call…"
The badger's two furry arms were shaking, as if its paws were cramping. Wang Ping raised his paws tremblingly to wipe away his tears, and his mind went blank as he lay on his belly.
In just one morning, he was beaten twice by the same flat-headed brother. Wang Ping didn't want to talk, he just wanted to hug himself distressedly.
"Ah...you're bleeding!"
Next to him, Gu Lang screamed, which immediately made the people in the live broadcast room imagine a lot. Everyone really wanted to see what was going on in the car at this time. Who was bleeding? What kind of blood was it
"Bang!"
There was a sudden crash outside the car door, which made Wang Ping, who was lying on the seat, and Gu Lang, who was about to reach out, shiver.
Then, a tooth-aching friction sound was heard, accompanied by the sound of claws scratching the outside of the car door. Gu Lang and everyone who could hear it in the live broadcast room couldn't help but get goose bumps.
Wang Ping relaxed again. The car door was closed, and that guy was not Xiaohua, so he couldn't get in even if he broke his nails.
“It was too fierce... Fortunately, there was a car door blocking it.” The anchor rubbed the small bump on his arm and suddenly remembered something.
"Ah... I just touched up the paint..."
Stupid! Why didn't you drive quickly when you knew it? Wang Ping glared at Gu Lang as if he was an idiot.
Without Wang Ping's reminder, Gu Lang hurriedly shifted the gears again, stepped on the accelerator and drove out. Wang Ping leaned back in his chair and tilted his head to look at the rearview mirror. He saw the "senior" outside the car still chasing after him.
Although the four legs can run faster than the two legs of a badger, it is clear that the badger does not have the speed gene that Xiaohua has to outrun the car. The gap will only widen as the SUV gets farther and farther away. As the SUV gets farther and farther away, the flat-headed brother gradually stopped, neighed a few times, and it was not known whether it was cursing, and then turned and ran into the farmland beside the road.
"Although the process was not pleasant, it was indirectly helpful to this guy, allowing him to escape from the human cage. It is always a good thing..."
Wang Ping tried his best to make the beating he received have a more positive meaning, so that at least he could find a reason to comfort himself.
However, when the badger came to his senses and heard what Gu Laosan said, the unhappiness that he had just suppressed began to surface again.
Gu Lang was not talking to Wang Ping, but to the netizens in the live broadcast room.
As the little storm passed and the real Wang Ping sat in the passenger seat, Gu Lang felt relieved of the uneasiness in his heart. He started to brag to everyone with his eyes rolling.
"Ahahaha~~ Sorry, there was a little accident just now."
After glancing at the comments, Gu Lang deliberately said in a nonchalant tone, "You don't know, before I left Karatu this morning, I saw a very pitiful honey badger in a private zoo. Alas, it couldn't eat enough, and it had no companions of its kind. It was locked up in a small room of less than two square meters all day. It was so pitiful!"
He subconsciously glanced at Wang Ping and found that the latter was also looking at him. Gu Laosan paused, as if thinking about his speech. After everyone had digested it, he continued: "Hey, I am a soft-hearted person. Besides, when I saw it, I thought of our eldest brother! It is also a flat-headed brother. I take care of our eldest brother, but who will take care of it? So I spent money to buy it from the owner of the garden and planned to release it into the wild."
Listening to someone's extremely shameless words, Wang Ping had a new understanding of the shamelessness of this idiot beside him. He originally thought that Jacob was the most shameless person he had ever met, but he didn't expect that in this field, there is always someone better than you, and one person is even more shameless than another.
"Just now, I saw the honey badger looking depressed in the cage, so I kindly let it out. Who knew it would actually bite me. Luckily, our eldest brother was watching nearby and beat it up! I stopped the car just now to let it go! It's better to release such a wild and untamed animal back into the wild." Gu Laosan continued to brag, and this time he even mentioned Wang Ping.
As soon as the words fell, without waiting for the reaction of the live broadcast room, someone raised an eyebrow at Wang Ping with a mean look on his face. It seemed as if he was saying: Do you think I am kind enough? He didn't even mention that you were beaten, but instead said that you beat the other person.
Wang Ping stroked his face with his paw. He really couldn't bear to look at this guy's expression. It was too stupid.
“Ding Dong!”
"Mu Bai gave the anchor a rocket x1..."
"I am an illegal resident and I gave the anchor a yacht x1..."
"I am an illegal resident and I gave the anchor 2 yachts as a reward..."
"I am an illegal resident: The anchor is amazing, he saved another animal"
"Wild Superman gave the anchor airplane x5..."
"Wild Superman: Who is the boss of your family?"
After glancing at the screen, Gu Lang thought about it and decided that since he was going to bring Wang Ping back to China anyway, it might be a good idea to introduce him to everyone. So he smiled and said, "Thank you guys for the tip! My eldest brother is the flat-headed brother you saw before, the one who traveled with me on the grassland. Let me tell you, his life story is miserable. He was abused in the circus since he was a child...blah blah..."
Wang Ping was already somewhat immune to someone's big imagination and nonsense, and he squinted his eyes at the guy talking nonsense on the tablet. From time to time, he would talk about "my boss" and so on. An inexplicable life story was just put on Wang Ping's head.
After wiping away tears, a badger rubbed his paws silently.
"Haha, if you drive now, I won't pay any attention to you. I'll wait for you to stop the car, and then we'll settle all the old and new accounts together. If I don't beat you till you cry, I'll write my character 王 upside down!"