Afternoon, summer sunshine, blue sea and beach.
After settling down, I took Wang Ping, Gu Lang and Zhang Jianming to a seafood restaurant 500 meters away from the hotel for lunch, then strolled back and chatted in the beach rest area in front of the hotel.
Under a parasol nearby, Wang Ping, who was a little full, was lying on a beach chair with his four paws facing the sky. Gu Lang had put a pair of sunglasses on his face, making him look funny.
It was also the first time that Zhang Jianming had seen such a human-like flat-headed tiger. He was amazed and it also overturned his previous understanding of this animal.
After all, whether it is online jokes or news reports, the description of this animal is that it loves to fight and likes to die. The irritable character of the flat-headed brother is far more famous than its high IQ. This also leads to everyone's perception of the flat-headed brother remaining at the stage of violence, unreasonableness and insanity.
Maybe, perhaps, I had only heard it from others before
But this is the truth, but the feeling of seeing it in the video is different from actually facing it.
So even though Gu Lang repeatedly explained that he would not hurt anyone as long as they did not say bad things about this guy, Zhang Jianming still ran to sit on the other side of Gu Lang and was determined not to sit next to Wang Ping.
After chatting for a while about what happened after they separated, they probably thought Wang Ping had fallen asleep, so they started to talk more freely. Zhang Jianming secretly complained, thinking, why should I be so nervous
Behind his sunglasses, Wang Ping's eyes kept scanning the bikini beauties on the beach in the distance, but his ears were always perked up, listening to the conversation between the two people about himself.
"So, you plan to take it back home?"
Zhang Jianming's voice suddenly rose octaves, which surprised Gu Lang and Wang Ping.
Is there something else that has been overlooked here
"Brother Zhang, why are you so excited? I'm just asking to see what procedures I should go through. Don't worry, since I'm asking, I will definitely go through our formal channels." Gu Lang said with a smile.
"Xiao Gu, I'm not trying to hit you." Zhang Jianming smiled bitterly, shook his head and said, "The problem is not on our side. Although you... emmm, this flat-headed brother was encountered by you in the wild, there is no adoption procedure. But you helped the authorities discover the poacher, so this is not a problem."
"The problem is China." Zhang Jianming continued, "You may not know that China's customs are very strict about foreign animals. Even if you have all the procedures and quarantine certificates, the only animals allowed in are cats and dogs. And only one!"
What!
At this moment, both Gu Lang and Wang Ping had a look of confusion on their faces.
When was the rule made? Why don't I know about it
"Eh? That's not right, Brother Zhang." At this moment, Gu Laosan's brain worked better than ever before, and he immediately asked back, "People in our country now keep all kinds of pets. There are Burmese pythons, red-eared sliders, chameleons, and Australian giant spiders. How did these get into China? They can't be produced by us, right?"
Zhang Jianming: … Damn, I was actually stumped by this idiot’s question.
"I guess...it's because the policies in the business sector are different..." Zhang Jianming said uncertainly.
Seeing Gu Lang rolling his eyes, wondering what bad idea he was thinking, Zhang Jianming interrupted him hastily: "I advise you not to have any bad ideas. You and the person next to you are now public figures in our country. I don't know how many people are watching you. Unless..."
"Unless what?" Gu Lang asked hurriedly when he heard that there seemed to be a turning point in someone's words.
"I know that there are several animals that can be allowed to appear in the film as an exception." Zhang Jianming thought for a moment and said, "For example, international rescue dogs and guide dogs that have special working natures. There are also some macaques and chimpanzees used in experiments or performances that can be approved to appear in the film. You... why don't you try this channel?"
"he?"
Gu Lang stroked his chin and asked thoughtfully, "You mean to let my eldest son take the police dog license exam?"
What the hell is a police dog license!
Zhang Jianming and Wang Ping rolled their eyes at the same time, wishing they could put their hands on their foreheads. The difference was that Zhang Jianming's eye roll was particularly noticeable, while the badger didn't roll his eyes.
Zhang Jianming suppressed the urge to curse and calmed down before he continued, "What I mean is that you can sign a performance agreement with some domestic media as a guest performer. This way, you can stay in the country during the performance and avoid the trouble of being on camera."
"Hey, what a great idea! Why didn't I think of that!"
Gu Lang's eyes lit up and he said with a smile.
Zhang Jianming turned his head away, unable to complain about this guy's performance which was sometimes smart and sometimes stupid.
However, Zhang Jianming's words did remind Gu Lang. It would probably be difficult to get a professional certificate. Even if Wang Ping was ten thousand times smarter than some dogs, the authorities might not be willing to issue him a certificate such as "search and rescue badger" or "guide badger".
After all, the temper of the honey badger is deeply rooted in people's minds. Who knows if it will lead the blind man into a ditch if it loses its temper.
On the other hand, for performing guests, it is more feasible.
You are a famous person on Douyu, right? Why don’t you make good use of the power of the platform
After the business was over, Gu Lang didn't have to wait too long before the embassy called Zhang Jianming and asked him to take Gu Lang to report to the embassy.
After sending Wang Ping back to the room, Gu Lang changed into a more formal outfit that he had bought at noon, and left happily with Zhang Jianming.
Wang Ping played with the tablet in the room for a while, then checked the wound on his nose in the mirror, and finally took a hot bath in the sink.
When the sun was setting over the beach, Gu Lang came back with his head down.
"It looks like you're not going there to accept praise."
Wang Ping, who was standing on the coffee table in the suite and drying his hair with a hair dryer, was thinking with glee.
Wang Ping's guess was correct.
Gu Lang originally thought that he was called to the embassy for a talk this time because he discovered poachers in the Ngoro Conservation Area and led them around in circles, buying time for the military to arrest them and maintaining the image of the Chinese people.
In fact, at the beginning of the conversation, an official who met Gu Lang on behalf of the ambassador did praise him.
But in the following time, someone went through a series of popular science education such as "Wild Survival Guide", "Foreign Travel Precautions", "Laws and Regulations Different from China in Various Countries", etc. And it was mandatory, and you had to listen.
Gu Lang was criticized for half an hour for not contacting the government to hire guards as soon as he arrived in South Africa, but instead renting a car and driving around alone.
Gu Lang didn't even know how he left the embassy in the end. Anyway, his mood at this moment was the same as when he was in middle school and his teacher called his parents to come.
Of course, some people are the type who learn from their mistakes, while others just won't change despite repeated failures and will continue to lie down where they fell.
When the hotel sent two large lobsters for dinner and he and Wang Ping each held one and ate it, he had completely forgotten the re-education he had received at the embassy.
Before contacting DouYu to discuss how to define Wang Ping as a performance guest, there is one very important thing to do.
"Boss, tomorrow morning, I'll take you to the quarantine center to get a rabies vaccine!" Gu Lang's muffled voice came from behind the lobster shell.
“Crack!”
Wang Ping opened his mouth and subconsciously broke the lobster shell in front of him into two halves.
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