To be honest, the conditions in the quarantine area of Shanghai Customs are quite good.
After all, these pets are quarantined here, and keeping the environment clean is the norm. It's not like in a shelter, where just keeping them alive is enough.
Of course this is for animals.
The cages are relatively spacious and dry and ventilated. Not only are there people who come to clean them every day, but there are also people who come to check the health of these temporarily "imprisoned" guys. Therefore, most of the pets imprisoned here are relatively well-behaved and have no intention of causing trouble.
But Wang Ping is not a dog who can play with his tail all day, nor a cat who can fall asleep whenever he wants. With each passing day, the irritability in his heart will accumulate a little more.
On the first day of "squatting in the cell", someone who had promised to come to see Wang Ping did not come.
"It doesn't matter, maybe something delayed him!" A badger comforted himself in his heart.
The next day, someone still didn't show up.
"Forget it, forget it. It's not easy for Gu Laosan either. He should spend more time with his family!" Wang Ping kept persuading himself, while trying not to look at the Teddy bear in the iron cage next door.
Day 3.
Tai Ritian, who was caught by Wang Ping through the iron bars and beaten up, was on the other side away from Wang Ping, with a wronged look on his face, continuing to fuck the iron cage. And around the iron cage where the badger was imprisoned, no dog or cat was willing to get close.
Wang Ping, no, the whole badger exudes a low-pressure aura, sharpening his claws on the ground when he has nothing to do, as if he is ready to fight at any time.
In fact, strictly speaking, Gu Laosan really had no intention of tricking Wang Ping.
The idea of staying in Shanghai with Wang Ping until he comes out is a good one, but this idea is opposed by the whole family.
Gu's father and mother seemed a little disdainful of someone treating a pet like this. Gu's mother even told him that when the day came, she would send her subordinates in the company to "bring" Wang Ping out, and he should just wait at home with peace of mind.
Grandma didn't have much of a problem with Gu Lang's idea. She also liked to raise small animals, and now she has a Border Collie at home to patrol the tea fields. However, she still rejected Gu Lang's idea of staying in Shanghai for a week. She just promised him that she would pick him up in person after a week.
So Wang Ping was squatting in the quarantine area of the customs, while Gu Laosan was also squatting in the quarantine area at home.
A week later, when he received a call from the customs saying that the quarantine had passed and Wang Ping could be taken away, Gu Laosan burst into tears.
I can finally go out!
It usually takes two to three hours to drive from Hangzhou to Shanghai via the highway.
Gu Lang's own car is a customized Jeep Wrangler. It was a gift from his mother when he graduated from college. Originally, she wanted to give him a Land Rover Aurora, which would be both pretentious and cheap.
However, Gu Lang was no longer a newbie by then, and with the instigation of a small circle of rich second-generations, he simply replaced the "broken car" that was completely "impractical" in Gu's mother's eyes.
After hearing from his grandmother that his "house arrest order" had officially expired, Gu Lang could not wait to drive out his long-idle car from the garage, bypassing Hangzhou and heading towards the highway to the Magic City.
When Wang Ping saw Gu Lang, he was very calm. He didn't pull out his claws to give him a "black claws in, red claws out" or use his unique barking to curse. He just obediently let Gu Lang carry him into the new pet cage he bought on the road.
Of course, this was all because Gu Lang was accompanied by a customs lady who came to confirm. After being put in the cage, Wang Ping also imitated the prisoners who were released from prison in the movies and smiled at the lady.
"Haha, your pet is quite cute." The young lady smiled happily and waved goodbye to Wang Ping before leaving. A badger also forced a smile on his furry face and waved his paw at the young lady, looking reluctant to leave.
They waited until they were out of the quarantine area and got into Gu Laosan's Wrangler in the parking lot. As soon as someone opened the cage and let Wang Ping out, they saw the pet cage that originally contained Wang Ping getting bigger and bigger in front of their eyes.
“Ah… Shit!”
Gu Lang screamed when Wang Ping lifted the cage and hit him in the face. He subconsciously raised his hands to hold the cage. Before he put it down, he saw Wang Ping jump from the co-pilot seat onto the cage in his arms, retracted his sharp claws, and made a fist with his furry claws, and punched him in the eye socket.
"Ahh..."
Someone's eyes went dark and his nose felt sore, and the feeling of wanting to cry became more and more obvious.
"Wait a minute..."
A certain badger turned a deaf ear and used its two little fists to rain down a series of punches on someone's face.
"It's not what you think..."
"Please listen to my explanation..."
"Fuck, stop hitting me! I'm wrong, okay?"
On the rearview mirror in the car, there is also a high-definition camera facing the car, just like in tsny. And on the driver's seat, a tablet computer is placed on a bracket specially fixed on the dashboard, and someone's live broadcast room is running at this time.
In the live broadcast room, the netizens who had come to watch the fun after seeing someone change the title to "Boss Ping's first day in China" were now staring in amazement at the host who was being beaten in the live broadcast room. Soon they all fell to the ground laughing.
"Hahaha I don't want to listen!"
"It seems like a wronged young wife, haha."
"Apologize now! Right now!"
“High energy ahead”
"Give me back my beautiful fist"
"I'll punch you in the face with my little fist"
"Boss Ping's boxing skills are not to be underestimated"
"Wow, you even remember to put your claws away, this is true love for sure!"
"High energy ahead..."
"I am a black account, so I gave the anchor a super rocket x1..."
"I am an illegal resident: Welcome Boss Ping to China!"
"Welcome +1"
"Welcome Boss Ping to China, haha"
"We will give a gift to the anchor yacht x8..."
"Xiangwei: Boss Ping is mighty!"
…
Wang Ping stopped when he heard the sound of a super rocket exploding in the live broadcast room. He looked back and saw the screen filled with bullet comments, a screen full of "high energy ahead", which immediately made him even more angry, and he wanted to kick Gu Lang, the idiot, to death.
You should have told me it was a live broadcast. I should have at least given you some face and acted cute or something.
"Woo..." A host who was sitting in his seat holding a pet box made a sound of grievance.
At this time, Gu Lang, apart from the tears that accidentally squeezed out of the corners of his eyes, was not injured. After all, Wang Ping was still very measured in his actions, and the best way was to make it painful without hurting people.
Rubbing his sore nose, Gu Lang sat up straight, threw the pet box on the back seat, then took two tissues from the dashboard in front of the co-pilot Wang Ping and wiped his snot and tears from the beating.
"Okay, now you're calm?"
This tone, calm and relaxed, was completely different from the screaming just now. It was like two neighbors meeting in the stairwell and asking each other "Have you eaten?"
"The effect is average... Is it that my beating skills have deteriorated recently? Or is this guy used to being beaten?" Wang Ping pondered with a badger face.
Glancing at Wang Ping, who was sitting in the passenger seat with a well-behaved face and occasionally glancing at the tablet, Gu Lang explained helplessly, "I really didn't mean to leave you at the customs. As soon as I got home, my family detained me and wouldn't let me go out. If I hadn't come to pick you up this time, grandma would have continued to confine me."
Oh, then you have to thank me!
Only then did Wang Ping truly settle down in China as a Flathead Brother. He leaned contentedly on the passenger seat and glanced at Gu Lang from the side.
"You're not going to drive home yet?"
"By the way, I have to meet someone later. You stay in the car and wait for me. And play with everyone for a while." Gu Lang started the car and said to Wang Ping while turning the steering wheel.
Meeting someone? So you came here just to pick me up
At this time, the netizens in the live broadcast room, like Wang Ping, pricked up their ears.
I seem to smell gossip.