The netizens in the live broadcast room looked at the badger with a frown on their faces, laughing and rolling on the seat. The barrage was full of "..."
I didn't feel that way when I was in Africa, but now it seems that this one has a bad character. He can even kill such a sexy girl.
Wang Ping found that since he became a flat-headed brother, he seemed to have no time to feel sad about the passing of years, and he has been in a busy rhythm. Not only that, now even his sense of humor seems to have become lower.
In fact, it was just a prank at best. Even if the girl's voice was a little older, it wouldn't be so funny.
But the key point was that when the girl screamed, the eyeliner in her hand unconsciously slid down the corner of her eye, leaving a long black mark. Chunhua turned into Ruhua, but she didn't know it yet.
This time Wang Ping couldn't hold it in any longer. He grabbed his belly with his little paws and laughed until his whole body was shaking.
Gu Lang finally did not sign the contract.
Of course, it was mainly because the conditions were too ridiculous. Even if he had asked for it himself, it was nonsense after all when he was drunk. Even if Chen Bai recorded it, it would be useless. Even the police would not believe the words of a drunkard.
Gu Laosan thought he was unreliable enough, but this Chen was even less reliable than him. Is it human to induce a drunkard to agree to a bunch of unequal treaties
Chen Bai himself was probably aware of this. As long as he was a normal person, no matter how confidently he had said it before, he would definitely go back on his word when his own interests were really affected. So he didn't expect to be able to talk it out with Gu Lang in one go. The reason why he played this was mostly a joke. After all, the contract terms had to be discussed face to face, so he just took this opportunity to get to know Gu Lao San's true bottom line.
In addition, the contract prepared by Douyu for Wang Ping, including the insurance provided by the platform, was also signed with Gu Lang. However, Gu Laosan, who had a different way of thinking, thought it would be better to discuss it with Wang Ping in advance.
At this moment, a scream and a series of car alarms were heard from the parking lot. Fearing that Wang Ping had caused trouble again, Gu Lang made an appointment with Chen Bai for the next negotiation and said goodbye in a hurry.
Although the contract was not signed this time, Gu Lang still took the sample back. Apart from the conditions, he had not read the other detailed terms carefully. Besides, what could be better than a contract written in black and white to shut up the family
Once DouYu has revised the contract, Gu Lang can sign his name and go out to hang out in the name of live streaming.
It makes me happy just thinking about it!
When I returned to the parking lot, I could see from a distance that the window of my Wrangler was open.
Gu Lang's heart skipped a beat and he jogged a few steps. He breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Wang Ping inside the car window.
Man, no, I hope the badger is okay.
After Wang Ping moved a seat for him and he sat in the car, Gu Lang looked at the screen on the tablet and was stunned.
The live broadcast room was buzzing with conversation at the moment, but something seemed to be wrong.
“Fuck, I forgot to take a screenshot just now”
“Who of you recorded it?”
"Seeking resources, seeking resources"
"Email, please send me resources"
"I've recorded half of it, it's too late"
“Hahahaha I recorded it, it’s so funny watching it alone”
"This girl is going to be famous"
"Please tell me the psychological shadow area of this girl"
"Send me a complete copy of the recording to my email."
Looking at Wang Ping, who was sitting in the passenger seat with an innocent look on his face, Gu Lang seemed to have a row of question marks on his forehead.
"What girl? What did you do?"
"I didn't do anything!"
Wang Ping pretended not to understand someone's question and stared at his hairy paws nonchalantly, as if a small flower had suddenly grown on his paws.
"Forget it, I'm done with my business here, let's go home first, I'll introduce grandma to you."
Anyway, he didn't expect Wang Ping to give him any answer, so Gu Lang turned the key, started the Wrangler and prepared to return to Hangzhou.
However, in addition to the sound of the engine running, Wang Ping, who was sitting in the passenger seat, vaguely heard the "tapping" sound of high heels stepping on the concrete floor.
He subconsciously glanced out the window on Gu Lang's left, and in the rearview mirror, he saw a girl with a gloomy face, holding a water bottle, walking towards him angrily.
"Fuck! Is that girl here for revenge?"
Wang Ping's scalp tightened, he looked around, quickly jumped off his seat and hid under it.
"What’s wrong with you?"
Gu Lang, who was about to shift gears, saw Wang Ping's actions and asked curiously.
What's wrong? Haha, you will know it soon.
At this moment, a hand suddenly stretched out from the car window, holding an opened bottle of mineral water, and poured it all over his head.
Gu Laosan kept looking at Wang Ping, his head and chest were all wet.
What the hell? You're crazy!
Turning his head to look out the window, Gu Lang was about to curse when he saw the girl outside, whose chest was heaving, cursing at Gu Lao San: "Bah! Psycho! Shameless!"
Gu Lang: “…”
Not only did you get me drenched in water, but you also stole my lines
Wang Ping, who was sitting next to him, had already burst out laughing. He rolled out from under his seat, lying on his back on the footrest, and laughed out loud.
"Humph! Two perverts! Idiots!"
After the girl finished cursing, she turned around and walked away, twisting her waist, leaving Gu Lang, who was soaking wet, looking at Wang Ping with a dark face.
"So, you did something after all?"
In the live broadcast room, everyone who noticed this scene had already burst out laughing. The whole thing was like a prepared comedy.
"If the anchor and that girl don't know me, I will eat shit live"
"6666 this idea is good"
"The city is fun"
"Gu Laosan: I was shot even when I was lying down"
"I'm really confused"
"If you are still cheap, I will give you a gift to the anchor and get a card x666..."
"So, was this rehearsed in advance?"
"A good owner of Pinglaodakeng"
"Boss Ping is the master"
"The third generation of online literature gave the anchor a reward of 6 airplanes..."
"The third generation of online literature: Host, please don't misunderstand, this reward is for Ping Da"
With a slightly dazed sigh, Gu Lang gave up the unlucky idea of getting off the car to look for the girl. He took off his wet coat and threw it on the back seat.
In an argument, especially with a woman, the chances of winning are slim, and winning is not necessarily glorious. Gu Lao San had learned this from his parents a long time ago.
Just think of it as taking the blame for a badger. It’s not the first time.
Before leaving Shanghai, Gu Lang bought a set of sportswear at a roadside mall, changed out of his wet clothes, and threw them all in the back seat. He also bought a bunch of snacks and put them in the passenger seat so that Wang Ping wouldn't get bored.
This made Wang Ping feel a little embarrassed. After all, one should be grateful for what one has received.
So on the way back to Hangzhou, a badger cooperated for once and pretended to "inadvertently" pose in front of the camera, showing off its flirtatious attitude.
While receiving a large amount of rewards, no one noticed that the anchor who called himself an "outdoor god" seemed to have his skill tree a little crooked.
Because half of the people who were shouting "666" in the live broadcast room in the second half came from the cute pet live broadcast. This made the anchors of Douyu who were doing pet live broadcasts think that there were new colleagues in the channel.
Following the clues, I found Gu Lang's live broadcast room, but discovered that someone was classified as an outdoor anchor.
Damn it, several anchors who had just served their masters were suddenly furious.
I don't know where you got this flat-headed brother from, to act cute here. He never got out of the car from beginning to end. What kind of outdoor activity is this
Gu Lang didn't notice that his audience was changing.
The car bypassed Hangzhou city and headed west along the provincial road. After 10:00 p.m., it arrived at the outskirts of Lin'an District.
About another ten kilometers to Shengjiawu.
At this moment, Wang Ping's attention was completely attracted by the scenery outside.
It is surrounded by large green forests. On the nearby hillsides, emerald green tea trees are lined up in rows. Occasionally, you can see tea farmers working among the tea trees and bamboo forests, laughing and chatting with each other from time to time.
The fragrance of green tea brought by the wind made the badger feel clear-headed and a comfortable feeling arose spontaneously.
This place looks great!