Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 82: Shengjiawu

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Gu Lang's home, or rather his grandmother's home, is located near the northern foot of the mountain in Shengjiawu. An antique courtyard is located among the greenery, and behind it is the forest contracted by Grandma Sheng.

The Wrangler left the provincial road and drove along the village road of Shengjiawu. It avoided the children running around in the village and the dogs running around, and stopped the car outside a large courtyard in the north of the village.

Wang Ping stood in the passenger seat, holding onto the dashboard in front of him with his paws, and peered out.

Outside the white courtyard wall, there is a row of flowers and plants, and you can see that there seems to be some plum blossom patterns painted on the snow-white wall, which has a bit of elegance. In the middle, there is a small gatehouse with a green tile roof, two shiny iron doors are closed, and a pair of door gods are posted on them.

Gu Lang got out of the car and opened the door, revealing a very tidy yard.

Opposite the gate is a three-story building with gray-white tiles on the exterior wall. Behind the building is a large bamboo forest. When the wind blows, it makes a rustling sound.

Wang Ping finally understood why Gu Lang stayed at his grandmother's house instead of living in Hangzhou. Think about it, blue sky and white clouds, green mountains and clear water, all the idyllic scenery described in poems are here. And it's not far from Hangzhou, so you can do anything. If he had such a beautiful place to choose from, he wouldn't want to stay in the hustle and bustle of the city all day.

On the left side of the yard, there was a shed made of iron sheets, standing there a little abruptly. It looked like a garage. Inside was a Santana sedan that looked old. There was also a large space left, which should be reserved for Gu Lang's Wrangler.

On the right side of the yard, there is a small pavilion that looks antique. There is a small stone table inside and two armchairs next to it.

However, next to the pavilion, there was a doghouse built with wooden boards, which was totally out of place with the style of the yard, and Wang Ping was speechless when he saw it.

What a beautiful yard! Why not build a nice doghouse here

No, bah! Why do you need a dog

After driving the car into the yard, Gu Lang turned back to close the gate. Wang Ping opened the car door himself, jumped out, and looked at the place where he might live for a long time in the future.

"Woof"

"Woof woof"

I was watching intently when I suddenly heard a dog barking behind me.

As soon as Wang Ping turned his head, he saw a Border Collie with black and white fur, as big as Xiaohua, rushing towards him with its eyes wide open.

“Fuck!”

Without time to react, Wang Ping subconsciously reached out his claws and prepared to fight.

"Big Black!"

Outside the gate, a shout was heard. The dog that was rushing over immediately braked, stopped less than one meter away from Wang Ping, and growled at Wang Ping.

Wang Ping looked up and saw an old lady with slightly gray hair in a bun, wearing a white cotton gown with blue flowers, holding a bunch of green onions in her hand, walking slowly in from the gate. She was wearing black embroidered shoes with blue bamboo joints on them, and she walked briskly on the cement floor without a trace of old age.

"Grandma, so you went out? Just tell me what you want to buy and I will bring it back to you!" Gu Lang hurried over with an apologetic smile on his face.

The dog bared its teeth at Wang Ping and let out a threatening growl. Then it turned and ran to the two of them, circling around with a stupid look on its face, its tail wagging.

"Oh, you're back quite early. What are you wearing? I didn't realize it was you when I was there just now. You've been cooped up at home for a week, and I was thinking you would go crazy and not come back until dark!" The old lady pointed at Gu Lang with a smile, took a few steps forward, and happened to make eye contact with Wang Ping.

"Ah!" The old lady was obviously startled and took a step back: "What is that!"

Wang Ping: ... Old lady, I am a human! Bah! I am a badger! Not a thing!

"Grandma," Gu Lang came over with a smile, held her arm, pointed at Wang Ping and said with a smile: "You forgot, I went to the Magic City to pick him up."

"Oh, is this the badger you brought back from Africa?" Grandma Sheng looked at Wang Ping carefully, then turned around and asked in confusion, "Did someone trick you? I've been to many places in my life, and I've seen a lot of things. This thing is not a badger at all, it looks more like a crooked water monkey!"

"Well…"

Gu Lang kept winking at Wang Ping, shook his grandmother's arm twice, and explained with a smile, "Grandma, this is called a honey badger. It is not the same animal as the badger you are talking about."

"Okay, okay, okay! Whatever you say, it's up to you. How can I not let you raise it?" Grandma Sheng was supported and walked a few steps. Suddenly she stopped and turned to look at Gu Lang: "By the way, since you want to raise it at home, have you named this little thing?"

Gu Laosan scratched his head, looked back at Wang Ping, and wanted to call this one "Lao Da". However, the word "Lao Da" seemed a bit confusing. Usually when Gu Ma came home, grandma would call her "Lao Da". Someone accidentally saw a certain light flashing in grandma's eyes, and subconsciously shook his head.

"No..."

Wang Ping narrowed his eyes and looked at the dog that was surrounding the two of them, wagging its tail and walking around. The dog was obviously black and white but was named "Dahei". Suddenly, he had a bad feeling.

"Emmm, you said he was a badger, so I think we should call him 'Huanhuan' from now on, it's easier to remember!" Grandma Sheng said, and waved to Wang Ping: "Huanhuan, come here!"

Wang Ping: …How many years will be sentenced for beating an elderly person? Waiting online, very urgent!

“Woof…Woof woof!”

The big black badger standing at the old lady's feet suddenly barked at Wang Ping a few times. It seemed that it was disgusted with the badger's stupidity and stared at Wang Ping with a slightly threatening look. After receiving the old lady's praise, it happily wagged its tail again.

"Tsk! Stupid dog!"

Wang Ping took small steps reluctantly, following the two people and the dog in front of him, walked through the yard, and entered the three-story Western-style building.

On the way back, Wang Ping heard Gu Lang talk about the history of Grandma Sheng's rise to wealth, and naturally formed a preliminary impression of Grandma Sheng.

However, the old lady was a little different from the image of a strong woman that Wang Ping had imagined. At first glance, she looked no different from an ordinary rural old lady, except that she looked younger and spoke more majestically.

However, Wang Ping did not dare to be presumptuous to this woman who built a three-story Western-style building in Shengjiawu, which was full of low-rise houses, thirty years ago and was the first woman to sell tea in a car.

After entering the small building, Wang Ping saw a large living room outside the entrance hall. He also saw a back door in the living room that led directly to the bamboo forest in the backyard.

On the left side of the living room on the first floor is the kitchen and bathroom. On the right side is a separate bedroom, which is Grandma Sheng's room, and next to it is the staircase leading to the second floor.

After entering the living room, Dahei ran to a cushion next to the coffee table as if he knew the place well and lay down on it. He turned around and called out to Wang Ping.

"What the hell are you yelling about, you stupid dog!"

Wang Ping walked to the sofa with a listless look, climbed up by grabbing the cushion, turned around and leaned against the cushion.

"Hey, this little thing is not shy and is not afraid of Dahei." Grandma Sheng looked at the dog and the badger happily and said to Gu Lang, "I was thinking of getting another dog to keep Dahei company. But now there is no need for that."

sweat…

Gu Lang quietly glanced at the seemingly well-behaved Wang Ping and quickly changed the subject: "Grandma, please cook, I'm hungry."

"What are you cooking? I didn't even know you were coming back, and I didn't prepare your meal! Go find something to eat in the kitchen!"

Grandma Sheng rolled her eyes at someone, put the green onion in her hand on the kitchen chopping board, and then walked leisurely to her room. After a few steps, she turned around and pointed at Gu Lang and said, "Look at what you are wearing, it's so ugly! Change it for me quickly!"

"Well…"

The anchor looked at Wang Ping helplessly, smiled bitterly, and quickly agreed. When grandma returned to the room, this guy went straight into the kitchen.

Wang Ping didn't care. Someone in Shanghai had bought a bunch of snacks and put them in the car. He didn't eat them himself, so all went into Wang Ping's stomach.

I don't know whether Grandma Sheng went to take a nap or closed the door to study financial management. Wang Ping didn't know much about the home life of this strong woman, so he had no idea.

I was leaning on the sofa, feeling quite bored, and was looking at the slightly old-fashioned but timeless decorations in the living room, when I saw Dahei, who was originally lying on the ground, quietly get up and come over.

Seeing Wang Ping shift his gaze to it, Dahei wagged his tail, stretched his head closer, and started sniffing the badger's anus.

Fuck you!

Wang Ping's anus suddenly tightened and he quickly retracted his butt, while at the same time slapping the dog's face with his paw.

What the hell is wrong with you dogs? Why do you like sniffing other people's butts so much