When Gu Lang came out with two bowls of noodles, he saw a badger leaning back on the sofa like a big boss, with his legs raised. His own dog, with a wronged look on his face, squatted beside the sofa with his head down.
Seeing Gu Lang appear, Dahei wagged his tail and wanted to get up and run over. But just as he moved his butt, a small paw stretched out from the side of his head and kicked him on the head with a "snap".
“Ouch…”
Dahei whimpered in grievance and quickly sat down, not daring to move.
"Don't bully it, Dahei is a little enthusiastic, but he is very sensible..."
Gu Lang smiled and shook his head, defending the dog, but his movements showed no intention of saving it. He put the noodles on the coffee table, brought a small cotton ball over, sat down and waved to Wang Ping.
"Would you like to try the noodles I made?"
"Noodle?"
Wang Ping hesitated for a moment.
In his current state, he always felt that eating noodles was strange. However, Wang Ping still jumped off the sofa and climbed onto the coffee table opposite.
Two blue and white porcelain bowls were placed on the coffee table, steam rising from them. The cooked noodles were served in them, topped with a layer of egg and meat sauce, and sprinkled with a few slices of chopped green onions that grandma had just bought.
The chopped green onions were all green leaves, and they were twisted and crooked. Wang Ping suspected that the guy didn't cut them at all, but pulled them with his hands.
To be honest, Gu Laosan's cooking skills were pretty good. Although the noodles looked mediocre, they smelled really good.
"Old San Gu has this skill..." A certain badger couldn't believe it.
If we really want to be picky, Gu Lang can't be considered a second-generation rich, but a third-generation rich. The real second-generation rich is Gu's mother. So it's hard to imagine that such a child who grew up in a family with no shortage of money can have the personality of Gu Lao San.
Wang Ping estimated that it might be related to Grandma Sheng's education. As for Gu's father and mother, Gu Lang rarely mentioned them. Even if he did, he would only say a few words before changing the subject. If someone didn't like to talk, Wang Ping didn't care.
Right now, the most important thing is how to get these noodles into your mouth.
A badger looked at his knife-like claws with a tangled face. He had used these claws to take out bird eggs, stab hyenas, and catch poisonous snakes. Even if he washed them many times, Wang Ping still felt that it was difficult to eat them.
This is not like digging honey in the wild where you can eat half and throw away the other half. Wasting food is shameful, especially at home.
Seeing Wang Ping staring at the bowl of noodles left and right without touching it, Gu Lang opposite him suddenly slapped his head.
"Wait a moment."
Someone stood up and walked towards the kitchen, and after a while, came back with a metal fork in his hand.
After measuring Wang Ping's paw, Gu Lang took out a rubber band from the bottom of the coffee table, pulled Wang Ping's furry little arm, and tied the fork to his paw with the rubber band.
“Ha, now we can eat it.”
Gu Lang seemed very satisfied with his masterpiece and even clapped his hands.
Wang Ping glanced at someone.
He had been feeling strange since he boarded the plane. It seemed as if someone's brain had gone off the track and was going further and further away. When facing Wang Ping, he was less and less treating him as an animal.
After all, most people can't do something like preparing a tablet computer for their pets to entertain themselves without telling security.
Am I overthinking it, or is Gu Laosan’s train of thought too strange
Shaking his head, Wang Ping tried his best not to think about the scary thoughts. He sat on the coffee table, subconsciously crossed his legs around the porcelain bowl that was thicker than his waist, and tried to pick up a few noodles with a fork.
"Slurp~~~"
A few noodles were swirled with the sauce and sucked into the mouth.
Wow... it smells so good!
There was a look of satisfaction on the badger's furry face, which made Gu Laosan on the opposite side also smile.
"Woo..." The dog beside the sofa rolled his eyes and turned his head away, leaving only the back of his head to the two foodies.
If you really want to explain eating noodles with a fork, there is a source. After all, the flat-headed brother is the only animal other than primates that can make and use tools. Even if you look up information or ask experts and scholars to discuss it, it can be explained.
But being able to eat noodles with a fork doesn't mean you can do other things. The reason why experts are called experts is that they will hit you with a brick when you are not paying attention.
Wang Ping felt that apart from Gu Lang, he had better be careful and not get too carried away in front of other people. If he was caught, Gu Lao San would be in trouble, and he might even be sliced and studied.
However, just as they decided on the policy of keeping a low profile, Gu Lao San immediately gave Wang Ping a difficult problem.
Afternoon, study on the second floor.
Gu Lang changed out of his sportswear and put on a large vest and beach pants. He sat slumped in a chair with a dead look on his face, playing games.
Wang Ping sat at the desk opposite him, with the contract that Gu Lang brought back from Manager Chen in front of him.
At one or two o'clock, Dahei would go out on time without anyone following him.
Gu Lang told Wang Ping that Dahei had gone out to patrol the mountains again.
It is said that Dahei's parents are both police dogs, so he is also a second-generation dog with police dog bloodline. However, because he was born as the son of his parents who were old, he lived in a kennel for retired police dogs instead of the police force. Therefore, he was not taken away by the police uncle, but was picked up by Grandma Sheng and taken home first.
The ugly doghouse in the yard was built by Gu Lang, who was only 15 years old at the time, using wooden boards. This also explains why there is such an ugly doghouse in such a beautiful yard.
In fact, there are only Grandma Sheng and Gu Lang at home, and no one has forbidden Dahei to live in the house. The sleeping mat in the living room was bought by Gu Laosan specifically for Dahei. But this dog still likes to sleep in the doghouse in the yard, and no one will listen to anyone's advice. And no one can move its doghouse, or it will show its teeth.
Grandma Sheng said that Dahei was just nostalgic, so she just let it go.
Later, Dahei followed Grandma Sheng wherever she went, including patrolling the tea mountain in the morning and afternoon to prevent anyone from vandalizing the tea and also to prevent fire.
In the past two years, as Grandma Sheng got older, she handed over the task of patrolling the mountain to a distant relative in Shengjiawu, and she no longer went up the mountain herself. However, Dahei would still go with her to patrol the mountain, on time, rain or shine.
In fact, after listening to Gu Laosan's general description, Wang Ping was obviously more interested in the tea mountain. If someone hadn't insisted that he had something to discuss with him, Wang Ping would have gone out to play with the dog.
However, the current situation did cause Wang Ping some troubles.
Gu Lang wanted to sign a contract with the platform and become a formal anchor. This can be seen from the fact that he brought his own DIY equipment to Africa.
Wang Ping wanted to stay in human society, especially to keep his human habits, such as surfing the Internet and playing games, so he couldn't leave Gu Lang. So far, Gu Lao San was still a younger brother that satisfied him.
If it were someone else, Wang Ping couldn't guarantee whether the other person would call the police or shout for help when he found out that the other person was playing games with the tablet.
According to the principle of "one rises, all rises; one falls, all fall", Wang Ping could not refuse the contract in front of him. Moreover, even without this contract, Wang Ping knew that it would be difficult for him to stay in Shengjiawu when Gu Lang left home to broadcast live outdoors.
Not to mention Wang Ping being worried, I guess Gu Lang wouldn’t be worried either.
Judging from this, Douyu is quite sincere and even knows to make a small contract specifically for Wang Ping. It is no wonder that Gu Lang is tempted. After all, compared with other anchors, Wang Ping's existence is definitely a killer weapon for Gu Laosan.
Wang Ping's thoughts were a little distracted, and his eyes were unconsciously looking around, when he saw a world map hanging on the wall next to the desk.
Oh, right! Someone’s live broadcast doesn’t seem to be limited to China. Didn’t I also encounter this guy in Africa
If Gu Lang's goal is to become an outdoor god by traveling around the wilderness around the world like Bear Grylls, then if I follow him, wouldn't I have the opportunity to visit WAP's several bases in other countries
Then he changed his mind. He was an animal, and the wild was the place he was most familiar with. If he was broadcasting live in the wild, there would be nothing to expose. It was not uncommon for a flat-headed brother in the wild to move bricks to build a house for himself.
After realizing this, Wang Ping no longer thought about it.
Raising his paw and tapping the contract, Wang Ping brought Gu Lang back to his senses from the time he was sitting on a chair playing with his phone, and pushed the sample contract in front of him.
"Well, have you thought about it? Do you agree with what I just said? If you agree, just nod your head." Gu Lang said.
Wang Ping nodded perfunctorily, glanced at the black and white screen of the game "King of Glory" on someone's phone, and turned to look at the swaying bamboo forest outside the window.
Should I stay home and play games, or go up the mountain to play with my dog