If a live broadcast were to be started in the room at this time, Gu Laosan might become famous.
But Wang Ping was just trying to satisfy his own prank. If he really did that, it would be too much and Gu Laosan would definitely rebel.
Watching someone yawning and getting out of bed, reaching a hand into his panties to scratch his butt as he walked towards the bathroom, Wang Ping held back his laughter, hugged one of the dog's front legs, and stretched his head to look outside.
There was a sound of running water in the bathroom, accompanied by someone humming a little tune. But in the next second, a horrific scream resounded throughout the second floor.
"Hmm? Ah~! Shit..."
There was a loud noise in the bathroom accompanied by the sound of a heavy object falling to the ground. Gu Laosan pulled up his shorts with one hand, and rolled out of the bathroom with his toothbrush and water cup flying up.
"~" Wang Ping fell down laughing at Dahei's feet, his body twitching.
"Woof!"
Dahei was obviously frightened. Looking at Gu Lang who was almost crazy, the dog's face was full of confusion.
"Ah... Calm down! Stay calm!"
Gu Laosan's legs were as soft as noodles at this point. He couldn't bear to look at his "brother" a second time. He was trembling as he encouraged himself and looking for clothes. He didn't even notice the ball of Dahei beside him who had laughed himself into a pulp under his feet.
He casually put on some clothes and a pair of beach pants, then went downstairs with trembling legs. Ignoring Grandma Sheng's questions, he got into the Wrangler and drove straight to the nearest Lin'an District Hospital.
By the time Wang Ping reacted and chased all the way to the yard, there was only an open gate and no trace of the shepherd could be seen.
"This kid! He's so impatient. Where is he going?" Grandma Sheng muttered as she placed a small bowl of rice porridge on the dining table. She turned around and saw Wang Ping. She smiled and called out, "Huanhuan, let's not wait for him. Let's eat first!"
Wang Ping: … I was just one step late, and I missed the big event. I really want to know the expression on Gu Laosan’s face when he saw the doctor.
Someone left quickly and came back quickly.
It was a false alarm. His "brother" was fine. In theory, he should be happy, but Gu Lang couldn't be happy. Thinking of the strange look of the doctor in the hospital and the little nurse who was trying to hold back her laughter until her face turned red, Gu Lang wanted to dig a hole in the ground and crawl into it.
There was no one at home. Gou Zi had gone out with Grandma Sheng to the tea shop, leaving Wang Ping alone, sitting in the living room, staring at the TV.
After entering the room and looking around, Gu Lang stared at Wang Ping and asked with a dark face: "Did you do it?"
The badger looked at Gu Lang with a silly look on his face, then turned his attention to the TV as if nothing had happened.
But after just a short while, Wang Ping couldn't hold it back any longer. Thinking of what Teacher Gu might have experienced, he burst out laughing. Then he rolled onto the floor, holding his belly.
Gu Lang: “…”
I'm so angry! But there's nothing I can do.
Originally, he thought that the badger was just not used to the new environment, and as long as he was on guard, it would have no chance. But in the following week, Gu Lang experienced the truth of "a thief can be a thief for a thousand days, but he can never be on guard against thieves for a thousand days".
Lock the door? Haha, people can walk on the ceiling, unless the ceiling is also locked.
Things like putting salt in a water cup or a dead mouse in a bed are all child's play.
The worst thing was that one day, Gu Laosan found that his King of Glory account had dropped from diamond to bronze without him knowing when. A friend who often played with him even called him in the middle of the night to curse him, saying that he deliberately cheated him and caused him to lose his diamond account.
Well, Wang Ping admitted that when playing games with his tail, his reaction was indeed a little slow.
After only one week, Gu Lang felt that he was beginning to suffer from nervous breakdown and began to think about finding something for the badger to do.
It was another morning, and Wang Ping went out to patrol the mountains lying on Dahei's back.
This week, he never touched the laptop under the bed again, and tried not to think about anything about wap. In addition to the regular project of teasing Gu Laosan, he would patrol the mountains with Dahei in the morning.
Dahei has become accustomed to Wang Ping's presence. If he doesn't see him waiting in the living room in the morning, he will go upstairs to call him.
When they arrived at the tea mountain, Wang Ping left his dog behind and went for a walk in the tea fields. He then went to the top of the mountain to watch the sunrise. This had become a regular activity for the past week. Only at this time would Wang Ping's thoughts occasionally start to flow, and of course he would cry sometimes.
But today, when Wang Ping was staring at the foggy valley, he was thinking not of Jacob or his teammates, but of his father.
A badger suddenly realized that when he was in high school, he also climbed the mountain to watch the sunrise every day. The difference was that he was with his father at that time, but now he is with a dog.
It’s funny that during that period, my father and I climbed the mountain every day, not to watch the sunrise or to exercise, but to practice qigong.
Wang Ping's father was a typical materialist who firmly believed in all scientific creeds and sometimes had a bit of the affectation and anger of a literary youth. As a result, during that period, in their unit, news about a qigong master was spreading like wildfire among colleagues.
It is said that this master invented a kind of Qigong that can absorb the legendary Hongmeng purple Qi, and practicing it can strengthen the body and prolong life. They attracted many grandpas and aunts to practice with them every day.
When Wang Ping's father heard this, he was shocked. He had deceived people and brought them to a scientific research institute. If he didn't teach him a lesson, he would think that the research institute was easy to fool.
Of course, Wang Ping's father considered himself an intellectual who believed in convincing people with reason. He did not immediately expose the person or call the police. Instead, he first went to survey the elderly people who had practiced the method and asked them about their feelings.
Wang Ping knew about this from the beginning, and he even discussed it with his father. He thought that the so-called Qigong master fooled the old men and women every day, who got up early before dawn and climbed to the top of the mountain to wait for the sunrise. It is said that the legendary Hongmeng purple air will only be born at the moment of sunrise. So a group of people went to the suburbs to climb mountains every day, and stood on the top of the mountain foolishly to inhale the "purple air" at sunrise.
According to the elderly people, since they practiced this exercise, they no longer feel dizzy, their spirits have improved, their bodies are getting stronger day by day, and they can climb to the fifth floor in one breath without any effort.
When Wang Ping's father said this angrily, Wang Ping burst out laughing. If it were anyone else, they would get up early and climb the mountain before dawn every day, and their health would be good. I can only say that the master's eloquence is really good, and he attributed the effect of physical exercise to qigong.
But Wang Ping couldn't laugh for long. Because Wang Ping's father decided to pay the registration fee and go to train with those uncles and aunts in the coldest days of winter and the hottest days of summer. After everyone has a good relationship, he will popularize what scientific exercise methods are and expose the tricks of the scammers. And in this process, Wang Ping will also follow.
In his father's words, young people should exercise more so that they can have a good body in the future.
But after practicing for two months, Wang Ping's father was cured, and Wang Ping was cured too. This was because the scientific researcher who had adhered to materialism all his life suddenly felt the sense of Qi.
No language can compare to the shocking feeling in the dantian.
As a result, Wang's father no longer cared about exposing the liar. Every day before dawn, he would go to Wang Ping's room, wake him up, and drive to the suburbs to breathe in the "purple air".
However, just when the father and son were having fun practicing qigong, the master was arrested.
The reason for his arrest is very simple. He is actually a liar without any real skills. The so-called Qigong is simply a simple Taoist breathing fragment that was cheated from Longhu Mountain. The only function is to make the new disciples feel the Qi. As for how to practice after the Qi is generated, no one knows. People in Longhu Mountain don't dare to practice it now, for fear of making people useless.
After such a toss, the father and son dared not practice anymore. They didn't know what would happen next. What if they absorbed too much of the legendary "purple energy" and their dantian exploded with a "bang" one day? That would be a big joke.
Those uncles and aunts who had initially obstructed the police from enforcing the law also scattered like birds and beasts after learning the truth. No one got up early to run to the top of the mountain to absorb the purple air anymore. They were afraid that they would not only not prolong their lives, but also lose their original savings.
But it is not true to say that this so-called Qigong is completely ineffective. At least Wang Ping did feel that his body became much stronger and even his strength increased a lot during that year.
At this time, looking at the red light in the distant sky, Wang Ping was eager to try.
Anyway, we are not human anymore, so why not practice some more