Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 93: Do you want to go out and play?

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As expected, there was no sense of Qi. With this current body, Wang Ping doubted whether there was a so-called Dantian. After standing on the top of the mountain for a long time, he inhaled a lot of Mao's "purple Qi" and the fresh air with the smell of tea.

On the way home, the badger unexpectedly discovered that Gu Laosan had gotten up very early, which was contrary to his usual behavior.

After breakfast, Gu Laosan drove out as usual. After being pranked by Wang Ping countless times this week, someone has been going out more often. It's a bit like "either Badger or him, or Badger or him".

However, today, Gu Lang was not in a hurry to leave. Instead, he sat in the driver's seat of the Wrangler and waved to Wang Ping.

"Boss, do you want to go out and play?"

"Go out and play?" Wang Ping blinked and subconsciously looked at Grandma Sheng.

In fact, a week ago, when Gu Lang drove to the city to meet up with his friends, Wang Ping wanted to go with him. But as soon as the Wrangler drove out of the gate, he was met by Grandma Sheng who came back from the tea shop. She opened the passenger door and grabbed a badger by the neck, warning Gu Lao San not to take Wang Ping out to fool around.

Wang Pinghuan was held in his grandmother's hand with a confused look on his face. He didn't understand why he was fooling around just because he was there to join in the fun.

Later, I learned that Gu Laosan, the bastard, had brought Dahei to a gathering of his inner circle. As a result, a bunch of drunken bastards gave Dahei half a cup of Wuliangye liquor. The night he came back, Dahei went crazy, knocking on doors and peeing in every household in Shengjiawu. The whole Shengjiawu was in chaos, and there was no peace all night.

From then on, Grandma Sheng strictly forbade Dahei to go out with Gu Lang. As a result, Wang Ping also lost the opportunity to go out and play.

In fact, if Wang Ping wanted to go out, Grandma Sheng would not be able to watch him. But as soon as Grandma said that, Gu Lao San was the first to back off, and without him as a "driver", with the two short legs of the badger, there was no place else to go except the tea mountain.

"What's going on today? The sun is rising from the west? Old Third Gu actually dared to invite us in front of grandma?" Wang Ping looked at Grandma Sheng with trepidation on his little face, fearing that the old lady would glare at him and say that he was not allowed to go.

But surprisingly, this time, Grandma Sheng did not object. She just patted Wang Ping's head, sternly warned him, "Don't do stupid things again, come back early," and then she got up and went out with Dahei.

Wang Ping felt that Gu Laosan must have done some ideological work on his grandmother when he was not at home.

"That's right! I'm a man! What man doesn't go out and have fun?"

The badger ran to the car happily, fearing that if he was a step late, grandma would regret it. After all, regrets are always the patent of women. No matter how old she is, grandma Sheng is still a woman.

The Wrangler roared out of the yard. Gu Lang hurried to close the gate, then drove along the village road, onto the provincial road, and turned north.

north

Wang Ping looked at the sign for Lin'an District on the side of the road, looking puzzled. Not going to Hangzhou? Was he going to Shanghai again

It was not until they arrived at the AJ County service area that Badger finally understood why Grandma Sheng had agreed to let him and Gu Lao San go out together.

Perhaps he did not want to reveal the exact location of his home, so after parking at the service area, Gu Lang took out the tablet computer from the backpack on the back seat, fixed it on the dashboard, and opened the live broadcast room under Wang Ping's puzzled gaze.

To Badger's surprise, there were actually quite a few people in the live broadcast room at this time.

Unlike those big anchors with fixed popularity. Those outdoor live broadcast masters usually broadcast regularly. If there are exciting projects, there will be banner previews on the website. As a "wild anchor" who has not even signed a contract, Gu Laosan was able to maintain his popularity even when he was offline because of the gimmick of him being in danger in Africa.

Now that he has returned to China, his live broadcasts are intermittent, with no fixed schedule. Moreover, the live broadcasts are either about driving in the city or driving on the way to the city, which is very boring. So his popularity quickly dropped to its previous level.

However, someone played a trick and uploaded a part of the video he saved during the live broadcast in Africa. After asking someone to help edit it, he also named it "Wild Elephant's Sorrow" and provided it on demand as a past program.

The response was quite good, and it was said to have caused a stir in a small circle of wildlife protection. However, that was all, and there were many pet lovers who called for someone to live stream Wang Ping.

So this time, after discovering that Gu Lang had started broadcasting, many people who followed him went directly to his live broadcast room and greeted him.

"Hello everyone! I am the outdoor anchor Gu Lang."

The anchor paused, glanced at Wang Ping beside him, and then said, "This is our eldest brother, my outdoor partner."

Wang Ping remained silent, watching the words "Hello, Boss Ping!" and "Greetings to Boss Ping" flashing across the tablet screen. Suddenly, he felt like he was supporting someone.

"I'm sorry to have kept you waiting for this live show. As you all know, I just came back from tsny in Africa. There, my eldest brother and I experienced the natural scenery of the savannah, witnessed the living conditions of African wild elephants, and helped the local police crack a wild elephant poaching case. This time, I will lead you to see the beautiful scenery of our China together with my eldest brother!"

What

Wang Ping looked at Gu Lang in confusion.

"Aren't we going to the Magic City? Which deep mountain or old forest are we heading to? Aren't you afraid that your grandma will beat you to death when you get home?"

"Also, I have good news for everyone! Just last week, I officially signed a contract with DouYu! Including our eldest son, everyone will be a permanent resident of DouYu in the future. This will be my first live broadcast as a contracted anchor on DouYu!"

Gu Lang said this with some pride.

"So, this is the real reason why grandma agreed to let me go out with you, right? Everyone knows that you're going to take me out for a live broadcast, but I don't know?"

Wang Ping looked at the smug person with a dark face. Is this revenge? Damn, this is definitely revenge!

A badger even suspected that even the stupid dog Dahei might know that he was going on a long journey. Gu Laosan, that bastard, only kept it a secret from him.

childish!

Wang Ping rolled his eyes at Gu Lang, ignored the comments in the live broadcast room that were frantically asking a badger to act cute, and turned and ran to the back seat.

Since you are going on a long journey, how can you not prepare food

Probably in order to fool the badger more thoroughly, in addition to the backpack that Gu Lang usually brought when going out, the rest of the prepared food and water were hidden in the trunk in advance.

After staring at someone with a stern face for about 30 seconds, Gu Laosan, who was laughing in front of the camera, had not yet finished enjoying the pleasure of fooling Wang Ping, he lowered his head and got out of the car to get food from the trunk for a badger.

Beef jerky is a must.

Perhaps because the first proper food Wang Ping ate after becoming a flat-headed brother was beef jerky, Wang Ping has a special liking for beef jerky.

In addition to these, Gu Lang also bought a lot of things such as nuts, squid shreds, grilled fish fillets, etc., basically all for Wang Ping.

Wang Ping was fiddling around in the back seat a little bit, frowning hard on his little forehead beneath the white hair on his head.

I always feel like something is missing.