Seeing Wang Ping standing there picking and choosing with an unhappy look, Gu Lang really wanted to pull out a stack of RMB from his wallet and throw it in his face and yell, "Why are you so troublesome to buy food for you? If you're not happy, then go buy it yourself!"
But in fact, someone quietly took out a backpack, emptied the contents, and carried Wang Ping to the supermarket in the service area.
Wang Ping squatted in the backpack and followed Gu Laosan to select each container through the zipper gap. When he saw something he wanted, he kicked someone in the backpack.
So when he arrived at the cashier to pay, Gu Lang had another bag of snacks in his hand, such as beef jerky, pork cubes, and spiced fried meat. He even had two packs of Weilong spicy strips.
But just when checking out, Wang Ping started kicking people in the backpack again, first lightly and then violently.
There are various kinds of cigarettes on the shelf behind the cash register.
If Wang Ping still felt that something was missing after buying a bunch of snacks, he finally realized it the moment he saw the cigarettes.
Gu Laosan didn’t buy cigarettes!
When a certain badger was still a human, he actually had no addiction to smoking.
If it was during the rest period, everyone would get together to drink and sing, and occasionally everyone would hold a cigarette in their mouths to compete to see who could blow the roundest smoke rings, whose smoke rings floated farther, etc. But during the field mission, except for the captain Luke who would hold a cigarette in his mouth from time to time, everyone else was the type who could smoke or not, including Anna.
But just a week ago, after Wang Ping was reminded of the past by that half box of ladies' cigarettes, he actually began to like the feeling of feeling melancholy while smoking.
The cashier looked at Gu Laosan carrying a large bag of snacks, and her expression kept changing from the moment she scanned the code. Confused, puzzled, surprised, gasping, etc., she was simply possessed by a spirit of drama.
"If you think the things in the service area are too expensive, don't buy them! Is it necessary to be so heartbroken?" The young lady rolled her eyes secretly.
Under the cashier's contemptuous gaze, Gu Lang spent a long time picking and choosing at the cashier counter, pointing at all the edible things, and finally bought a box of Huanghelou. After paying, he fled with a cold look on his face.
Gu Laosan swore that this was definitely the most embarrassing shopping experience he had ever had since he was a child.
Back in the car, watching a badger running out of the backpack with a little excitement and searching for the box of cigarettes he just bought in the bag, Gu Lang asked with a puzzled look on his face: "What are you buying cigarettes for? Do you know how to smoke?"
After all, he had never seen Wang Ping smoking at home, and there was no cigarette at all in Grandma Sheng's house.
After thinking for a while, someone suddenly realized something and slapped his thigh and said angrily, "It must be that old Sheng again! Damn it, I knew he must be bored! When he was patrolling the mountains with Dahei before, he tricked Dahei into smoking! I'll tell my grandma about his bad behavior and deduct all his wages!"
“Oh, so the uncle who has been taking a detour whenever he sees me these days is called Lao Shengtou…” Wang Ping secretly shook his head. He was such a failure. He saw this man every morning, but he didn’t even know his name.
I had been thinking about lighting up a cigarette since I hadn't smoked for a week. But someone's live broadcast was still on, so Wang Ping suppressed his urge to smoke, touched the cigarette box happily, opened a pack of spicy strips and returned to the passenger seat.
Gu Laosan's words were not hidden from the netizens in the live broadcast room. He and Wang Ping were the only two people in the car, so it was not difficult to guess who he was talking about. At this time, more and more people in the barrage caught the key point.
"Who learned to smoke?"
"Who is Dahei?"
"It can't be Boss Ping, right?"
"Want to see"
"Want to see +1"
"As expected of a flat-headed brother"
“Being the boss means being different”
"Want to see +10086"
"Isn't nicotine too toxic for animals?"
"The above person is ignorant. The flat-headed brother has a natural resistance to poison [manually funny]"
"666 anchor, please give the boss a click!"
Gu Lang: “…”
I was so excited that I actually forgot it was still live. But didn’t we agree that this episode would be about the protagonists? Do you still want to watch the live broadcast
“Ding Dong!”
"Aloof monster rewarded the anchor with 1 rocket..."
"Aloof Monster: Prepared 10 super rockets, waiting for the boss to smoke"
"Emm..." Gu Lang took the steering wheel and turned to look at Wang Ping: "Boss, how about I light it for you?"
Wang Ping: ... Gu Laosan, where is your dignity as a host
If Grandma Sheng didn’t like watching live broadcasts, someone’s legs would have been broken before Old Sheng’s salary was deducted.
In fact, the camera in Gu Lang's car is mainly aimed at his own position. Wang Ping, who is sitting in the passenger seat, only appears occasionally, and most of the time he is outside the camera. This is Gu Lang's previous style, which he also learned from other anchors. The main camera is facing the scenery outside the car, and there is a small camera facing his own face, which he thinks is a "cricket".
However, at the unanimous request of everyone in the live broadcast room, someone "obediently" adjusted the direction of the camera on the rearview mirror and pointed it at Wang Ping. Now the main camera was outside the car, and the small camera was Wang Ping. The anchor was directly out of the picture.
Not only that, a certain anchor even had to open the newly bought Yellow Crane Tower, take out a cigarette and hand it to Wang Ping's mouth.
Many people simply changed the order at this time and adjusted the small screen where Wang Ping was located to the main screen.
"Oops, I forgot to buy a lighter!" The annoyed voice of a host was heard in the live broadcast room.
Wang Ping looked at Gu Lang as if he was a fool. Finally, after being reminded by netizens in the live broadcast room, Gu Lang remembered that there was a cigarette lighter on the dashboard.
The badger lit a cigarette for Wang Ping in a dog-legged manner. The people in the live broadcast room watched as a badger held the cigarette butt between the two tips of its paws, took a puff of it skillfully, then squinted and leaned back on the seat, looking like a "badger is useless". Its furry little mouth opened slightly, and a round smoke ring floated out, swirling, and then spread out in front of the camera.
The super rocket prompt sound instantly exploded in the live broadcast room.
"Aloof weirdo rewarded the anchor with 10 super rockets..."
"I am a black account and I gave the anchor a super rocket x5..."
"The third generation of online literature gave the anchor a super rocket x8..."
"Give the anchor a super rocket x6..."
"If you continue to be so cheap, I'll give the anchor a super rocket x5..."
"Shuiyu wants to be a vegetarian, give the anchor fish balls x99..."
Emmm… It seems like something strange has sneaked into the live broadcast room. Wang Ping glanced at the screen of the tablet computer and saw the fish ball quietly slipping away at the bottom among a bunch of rocket special effects. He blew out a smoke ring in melancholy.
Since he could smoke openly, and even Gu Laosan had found a reason why he learned to smoke, Wang Ping let go.
It turns out that humans are the most receptive. It won’t be long before the honey badger that can smoke will become a new topic of conversation online, following the dog that can buy things, the cat that can play games, and the monkey that can answer the phone.
If this continues, why not try writing in front of Gu Lao San one day
In just a moment, Wang Ping shook his head and threw this idea out of his mind. Writing is the bottom line, a forbidden area that cannot be touched. I guess no one can accept this.
The car started again, and after turning out of the service area, Gu Lang drove all the way towards the "Yangli Expressway".
"Let's go! Hlbe Prairie!"
"Puff...Crack..."
Wang Ping choked on a puff of smoke and almost coughed up tears.
"You have to travel more than a thousand kilometers just to go out and broadcast live. Does grandma really know?"
I don't know that Gu Laosan wanted to go abroad at first. Unfortunately, his passport was confiscated by Grandma Sheng, so there was no room for negotiation. He chose to go to Meng Province as a second choice. In addition, hlbe itself is a famous tourist destination in China, so Grandma Sheng reluctantly agreed.
In Shanghai, Chen Bai, who was secretly happy because he signed Gu Lang and also tied a popular online flathead cat to Douyu, was walking through the office area humming a song while holding the hot coffee he just bought downstairs. He saw his assistant waiting anxiously at the door of his office.
"Xiao Zhang, you're here so early!" Chen Bai greeted him with a smile, took a sip of coffee and walked closer.
"Manager, the new anchor you signed has started broadcasting. It is said that he is going to the hlbe prairie!" the assistant named Xiao Zhang said anxiously.
"puff!"
Chen Bai spat out a mouthful of coffee.
"It's already on air? Damn it, why didn't this guy even say hello? Does he know the rules?"