When Gu Lang rinsed off the foam on his body and came out wrapped in a bath towel, he saw a badger with a world-weary look on his face. He crossed his legs, with his tail spread across his "little balls", and lay on the floor smoking.
Wang Ping couldn't understand why he couldn't even operate a drone when he had hands and feet and all his limbs were intact
"Hey, please smoke less..."
A certain anchor paused, and said in a slightly lower tone: "I heard that this thing will affect 'male combat effectiveness'..."
A certain badger ignored him and took another puff of cigarette, his mind full of thoughts on how to make the drone fly stably and safely, and he didn't pay any attention to what Gu Laosan said.
Of course, this is a good thing. If he had heard someone's subtext clearly, Gu Laosan would probably have been beaten again, and a big beating. Why did he have to mention "male fighting power"? This is definitely the most painful point in a certain badger's heart so far, which is ten thousand times more painful than Jacob's death.
Seeing that Wang Ping didn't respond, Gu Lang looked at the opened box on the ground, the drone thrown aside, and the pillow that fell on the ground, and began to pack up his things with a sigh. He lamented that he really had the body of a young master and the life of a maid. He just picked up the pillow on the ground and turned around, and saw that the waist bag he had just bought a few days ago was thrown into the trash can.
"Hey, why are you throwing it away? I use it to carry things..." Gu Lang ran to the trash can and reached out to pick up the strap of his waist bag.
He picked up a broken piece of shoulder strap, and the waist bag was still lying quietly in the trash can.
Gu Lang: ... Good throw! Actually, I've wanted to change it for a long time!
…
The next morning, without staying in Hohhot for long, Gu Lang and Wang Ping continued their journey. After all, their destination was the Hulunbuir Grassland, which was more than a thousand kilometers away from Hohhot.
But this time it won't take another two days.
Driving in the vast wilderness of Neimeng Grassland feels different from driving on the highway.
From Hohhot all the way east, the road is almost straight along the grassland. There are no traffic jams, no traffic lights, no toll booths, and no tall buildings blocking the view. Everywhere you look, you can see clouds hanging over the earth, a vast and boundless scene. The Wrangler is speeding across the vast sky and earth at a speed of 150 miles per hour, wishing it could grow wings and fly.
In the live broadcast room, the title had been changed by Gu Lang to "The third day of hlbe's self-driving tour on the prairie". However, netizens were also full of resentment about someone who had been live-streaming driving for three days.
"It's been three days, why are you still on the road?"
“At first I thought the anchor was going to live stream his driving, but later I realized that he was actually live streaming his driving.”
"The only motivation that kept me watching was Boss Ping"
"Boss Ping has lost all motivation and didn't even smoke today"
Well, the badger's resentment towards flying has not subsided. He was a little absent-minded all the way from Hohhot. His mind was full of the drone modification plan and his beautiful figure flying in the sky.
"I'm going to watch a movie first, it's so boring"
"When the anchor arrives at the grassland, remember to call me"
"Hey, hey~ Don't leave!" Gu Lang looked at the comments and was shocked. Everyone left before they even got to the destination. The popularity in the upper right corner started to drop instantly, from five digits to four digits.
"Everyone, look, the scenery here is so beautiful! The endless wilderness, emmm... How does the poem say it, the sky is vast, the wilderness is boundless ~ the wind blows the grass low and cattle and sheep can be seen!" Gu Laosan shook his head and tried to attract everyone's attention.
"Fuck you, it's all green and yellow sand everywhere, there's not even a yurt"
"When you get there, I will definitely support you"
"We don't know how to chat, can we just stop chatting awkwardly?"
"It doesn't matter. As long as Boss Ping is here, I'm willing to do anything no matter how boring it is."
"Ping Boss +1"
Gu Lang was speechless. Everything was fine the past two days. As long as Wang Ping lit a cigarette and blew out a smoke ring, these netizens were like bumpkins who had never seen the world. They were so excited that they gave random rewards. The live broadcast room also climbed back to 100,000 popularity at that time.
But no one knew what was wrong with Wang Ping today. He looked absent-minded.
"Hey, boss, how about you have a cigarette?" Gu Lang said to Wang Ping while driving.
"… "
Wang Ping glanced back at Gu Lang, then turned to think about his own things.
In general, these two "flight accidents" were caused by the remote control being too sensitive and difficult to grasp. Especially during the period from takeoff to stable altitude, it was easy to be distracted because I would also take off with the drone.
Maybe we should try letting Gu Laosan take control
Well, I'd rather not. If the control is in someone else's hands, you lose the fun of flying.
It would be great if the drone had a cabin so I could sit inside holding the remote control.
As Wang Ping was thinking, his eyes suddenly lit up.
Apparently, it is not impossible...
"If you don't want to smoke, then don't smoke..." Gu Laosan curled his lips slightly, took his mobile phone from the dashboard, and opened a music app. A burst of European and American heavy metal music came from the Bluetooth speaker in the car. Someone just remembered that how could you drive in such a wilderness without music? No wonder netizens felt bored.
Um
Wang Ping's tail twitched.
When you are thinking, it is difficult for other people's voices to interrupt your thoughts, but music can.
For some unknown reason, the drone in Wang Ping's mind turned into a player.
"This style is somewhat familiar."
Following the rhythm of the beat and drums, Gu Laosan held the steering wheel, twisting his shoulders to the beat, and occasionally humming a few lyrics. A split atmosphere of letting go of oneself. As the saying goes, the song doesn't make people happy, but people make themselves happy!
Wang Ping looked at him with some disdain, while his neck was unconsciously swinging left and right.
The netizens who were originally staring at Wang Ping in the live broadcast room suddenly became happy.
It’s worth waiting for so long, there are finally new things.
"Come on, come on, let's record the screen!"
"Let's go! Where's my kk video recorder?"
“So cute!”
The popularity that started to decline in the upper right corner of the screen, which neither of them noticed, stabilized at some point and was slowly rising again. No one knew when it would return to five digits.
Gu Lang hummed for a while, and accidentally found that Wang Ping was also moving along. He smiled and reached out to turn up the volume. In the Wrangler's cabin, the rhythm of the music suddenly roared.
Before they knew it, the man and the badger were twisting their bodies in the car to the music, moving faster and faster.
"Oooooh!"
Gu Laosan was so excited that he rolled down the windows on both sides of the car. As the wind blew in, the sound of the music spread out from afar.
Wang Ping was also excited.
In fact, in this environment, it is easy for people to get excited. Looking from afar, there is an endless wilderness outside the car, and the blue sky is free of impurities because it is far away from the city. In addition, there are few people walking on this road, which gives people a sense of freedom and excitement between heaven and earth.
Wang Ping really wanted to stand on the roof of the car, stretch out his arms, and shout loudly into the wind.
However, after taking a look at someone's car speed and the strong airflow outside the window, Wang Ping still stood obediently in the passenger seat, shaking his head to the beat of the music.
The journey would have taken 10 hours, but Gu Laosan arrived in just 7 hours.
However, when the car entered the urban area of Hulun City, both Gu Lang and Wang Ping felt a deep fatigue.
Wang Ping thought it was harmless for a middle school boy to indulge himself occasionally. He was getting more and more used to facing the camera. After all, he had smoked a cigarette, and no animal expert came out to say they wanted to slice him up. But following the music for nearly 7 hours was definitely a mental and physical chore. Wang Ping felt that his brain was almost a mess.
So the first thing the man and the badger did when they arrived in Hulun City was not to eat the food they had planned long ago, nor to prepare camping equipment. Instead, they ended the live broadcast, went straight to the hotel, and slept soundly.
What prairie, what popularity, screw it!