Honey Badger’s Streaming Life

Chapter 98: Ding Dong! You are off the route!

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Hulunbuir Grassland has another title, called "the best grassland in the world."

Ding ding ding! Highlight the key points!

It’s “the best” rather than “the most beautiful”.

This is very interesting.

Humans have different definitions of "beauty". Some like blue sea and blue sky, while others like old vines and crows. But it is amazing that a grassland can be called the "best" and recognized by the world.

The reason for this is that this grassland is different from the Maasai grassland, which is sparsely populated and full of wild animals. Not only is it different, but it is also the other extreme.

Hulunbuir Grassland has the most fertile wilderness and the best grass in the world. Even the livestock industry in Japan, which has a good life, often imports grass from here.

Looking down from the sky, this place is a green ocean.

In addition to the beautiful scenery, there are not many animals that can be easily seen on the grassland. Or it can be said that there are only five kinds of animals that can be easily seen here: cattle, horses, sheep, humans and dogs.

For herders, this is paradise.

When the herdsman was parading along the grassland on the second day, what he saw was lush grass, flying birds, and herds of cattle and sheep.

Once you are far away from the suburbs and designated tourist areas, sometimes you can't even see cattle and sheep. Only when you go deep into the grassland will you occasionally see one or two yurts standing alone in the endless green ocean.

This made Wang Ping think that the shepherds on the grassland raised dogs not for watching the sheep, but just to relieve their loneliness when they were bored.

"A long, long time ago, wind demons and sand demons were rampant on the grassland. The land was barren, water was as precious as gold, livestock were on the verge of extinction, and herders' corpses were scattered all over the ground. In a brave Menggu tribe on the grassland, there was a pair of lovers. The girl was good at singing and dancing, and was both talented and beautiful. Her name was Hulun; the boy was extremely strong, good at riding and shooting, and his name was Beier. In order to save the grassland, they fought bravely with the demons on the grassland. They subdued the wind demon, eliminated the sand demon, gave nectar, and spread living things, making the grassland extraordinarily beautiful. In order to thank and commemorate them, the grassland people named their hometown Hulun Beier. This is the beautiful legend that has been passed down on this grassland for thousands of years."

Pretending not to see the badger's contemptuous look, the anchor drove while looking at the phone placed side by side with the tablet, and affectionately told a story he had searched from Baidu Encyclopedia. Anyway, the cameras in the car are now used to take pictures of the badger, and Gu Laosan's little tricks have begun to increase.

At this moment, Gu Lang's live broadcast room was filled with unanimous exclamations.

“So beautiful!”

"Want to go"

"Want to go +1"

“The real stars are hanging low over the vast plains”

"I finally understand why the ancients said that the sky is like a dome, covering the whole world."

"I can't stand it anymore, go out and buy a ticket"

"Ah! Grassland, you are so green!"

Green is the most relaxing color for the eyes. Although it is not very friendly to male friends sometimes, the scenery outside the car window at this time can no longer be described simply by green.

The emerald green grass, mixed with wild flowers, spread all the way to the end of the sight. The undulating hills of all sizes on the grassland were distributed without any edges or corners. It was as if someone had covered the earth with a green blanket.

The most amazing thing is that although we are in the middle of the land, the words you use to describe the sea are also suitable to describe this grassland.

The view is endless, magnificent, with waves and gusty winds, and clouds hanging down...

Gu Laosan even felt like he was driving the boat.

Young artists all over the world have a yearning for grasslands, believing that only here can they find their poetry and distant places.

Gu Laosan can't write poetry, and neither can Wang Ping.

At this time, the man and the badger could only watch the netizens in the live broadcast room express their feelings, and then say "Wow, this poem is so good" or "Wow, this sentence is also good" to the barrage that occasionally floated across the screen.

Occasionally, a herd of horses would gallop across the grassland on one side of the off-road vehicle.

A man on horseback waved his whip beside the horses, making a series of shouting sounds, and walked away with Gu Lang and Wang Ping's envious gazes.

Because they needed to buy outdoor supplies such as camping tents and camping pots, Gu Laosan, who got up late in the morning, hurried out to purchase them. At noon, he took Wang Ping out for a feast, and only officially set out for the grassland in the afternoon.

So judging by the distance, the off-road vehicle can’t go very far before it has to prepare to set up camp.

In fact, in Wang Ping's opinion, there are so many designated tourist areas on the grassland, with ready-made accommodation and food. Gu Laosan went to the uninhabited area deep in the grassland purely because he had nothing to do.

He doesn't have the literary talent of a literary youth, but he tries to be pretentious like others.

As a result, when it was getting dark and someone parked the car by a river to set up camp and cook dinner, Wang Ping got furious.

Gu Laosan is such an idiot. He bought a pot but didn’t buy any food!

"Boss... do you still have those snacks?"

By the campfire, after rejecting fans' request to watch a host's barbecue in the wild, Gu Laosan guiltily turned off the live broadcast and said to Wang Ping, who was standing there in a daze with a cigarette in his mouth.

"You're my uncle!"

Wang Ping turned around angrily, not wanting to pay attention to someone.

He is a professional anchor. If this horrible look were broadcast live, people would laugh their heads off.

"Gu~~"

The sound of food rumbling in his stomach made Wang Ping even more irritated.

Throwing the cigarette butt into the fire, Wang Ping walked to the river in square steps.

The river was very shallow, probably only up to Wang Ping's waist, not even enough to cover half of the Wrangler's wheels. In the light of the campfire, he could see the sand and rocks at the bottom of the water, but he couldn't see any fish.

As for catching fish in this flowing water, Wang Ping estimated that even if he waited until tomorrow morning, he might not see any fish passing by.

"How about we go back to Hulun City?"

Gu Laosan gave cautious advice from behind.

After all, it wasn't that far. If we go back the same way now, we can probably get there before midnight, and there might be a few restaurants open. After we finish eating, we can buy a bunch of food and bring it back without anyone noticing.

That's all we can do!

Wang Ping sighed and realized once again how unreliable that person was.

After filling a camping pot with water from the river to put out the campfire, Gu Lang ran to dismantle the tent, while Wang Ping returned to the car and planned to take a nap.

If I fall asleep, I probably won't be so hungry.

“Ooo ...

In the distance, the night wind brought waves of wolf howls.

Gu Lang shuddered, looked around, and quickened the pace of dismantling the tent.

I almost forgot that there are wolves on the grassland at night!

The Wrangler turned on the headlights and continued on the road.

Wang Ping felt that the passenger seat was too narrow to lie down, so he went to sleep in the back seat, leaving Gu Laosan alone to drive the car.

"Ha... woo~~"

Someone yawned and glanced in the rearview mirror at a badger snoring in the back seat. His eyes were tired and his eyelids felt a little heavy.

Wang Ping was awakened by a burst of electronic sound.

Just now, Wang Ping dreamed that he was driving a car with his teammates, and they were going to a new mission location. But Jacob, that annoying guy, insisted that he had deviated from the route and wanted to turn around. Wang Ping was so angry that he stepped on the brakes and his body involuntarily leaned forward.

Then the dream ended.

"Ding Dong! You have deviated from the route! Re-plan navigation! Please turn around!"

"Ding Dong! You have deviated from the route! Re-plan navigation! Please turn around!"

“Ding Dong!…”

In the dark car, besides the roar of the engine, the only sound was the navigation girl's emotionless voice that sounded over and over again.

"What the hell is Gu Laosan doing?"

Wang Ping rubbed his sobbing stomach and climbed back to the passenger seat in the slightly bumpy car. Turning his head, under the dim light of the navigation system, he saw someone sleeping soundly with his hands folded together, leaning against the car window with his mouth open.

A bright line of saliva was flowing down from the corner of his mouth.

“Fuck!”

Wang Ping took a deep breath and suddenly felt all the hair on his body stand up.

“Ah!!!!”

A roar filled with grief and indignation came from the car.