My name is Gu Lang, and I’m an outdoor anchor.
I have crossed the Maasai Grasslands in East Africa, witnessed the beauty and danger of the Ngorongoro Volcano, and escaped from the guns of poachers.
Today, on the beautiful Hulunbuir prairie, I... got lost!
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A thick fog had appeared on the grassland, and visibility had become very low. Ten meters away, nothing could be seen, only a vast expanse of white.
"I really didn't mean it!"
In the carriage of the Wrangler parked somewhere, Gu Laosan had a sad face, full of fear and grievance. There was a small, purple, very cute slap mark on his forehead.
"I just accidentally squinted for a little while, seriously! I swear! Just for a little while!"
Opposite Gu Lang, Wang Ping, who was standing on the dashboard, was jumping with anger.
"A little while? Do you think I'm blind?"
Right at Wang Ping's feet, to the right of the steering wheel, the car navigation system showed the time: 4:26 a.m. And on the navigation page, someone's driving route that night was recorded.
The herders wrote a cursive Chinese character "" on the prairie, and then stopped at the border of the prairie 200 kilometers south of Hulun City. Going further, they would plunge into the primeval forest of Daxing'anling.
A badger felt that his scalp was covered with cold sweat.
This is terrible! I knew that someone was unreliable, but who knew he could be so unreliable? He is simply risking his life to do a live broadcast for Gu Laosan!
In fact, Gu Laosan was also afraid now. Looking at the route on the navigation page, some places were almost brushing the edge of rivers and lakes. If they plunged into the lake, the consequences would be unimaginable.
But at the moment, because Wang Ping lost his temper, his attention was diverted and he had no time to think about it.
With a flattering smile on his face, Gu Lang advised Wang Ping: "How about you sleep a little longer? I promise that when you wake up, we will definitely be able to eat hot beef stew in Hulun..."
"Gu..."
As soon as Wang Ping heard the word "beef stew", his stomach started growling before he could say anything. The badger's murderous aura suddenly disappeared, and the atmosphere in the car became weird and awkward.
Gu Laosan wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. He clenched his back teeth tightly, fearing that the angry badger would hit him in the face again.
"What the hell are you doing? We're talking about serious business!"
The badger patted his belly angrily and wanted to roll his eyes, but then remembered that he couldn't, so he glared at Gu Laosan, turned around and walked back to the passenger seat along the dashboard.
I definitely don’t dare to sleep.
Wang Ping didn't want to wake up from his sleep and see not the beef stew but a turned-around carriage and someone with mosaics on his face. This wasn't the worst, the worst was that he might never wake up from this sleep.
"Next time when Gu Laosan drives, I'd better keep an eye on him." A badger thought secretly.
Seeing that the stewed beef had calmed down the badger, Gu Lang chuckled, quickly started the car, and reset the route to Hulun City.
"Ding~"
"Ding~"
On the dashboard, a red indicator light in the shape of a fuel tank flashed.
Wang Ping: …
So, not only did you forget to buy food, you also forgot to buy oil
"This..." Gu Laosan scratched his head, feeling confused. How to do this
"Boss... our car might be broken down..."
Gu Lang looked at Wang Ping, with an expression of surprise and bewilderment, and spoke seriously.
hehe!
Wang Ping sneered in his heart, "You are so good at pretending! It's a pity that you don't become an actor!"
"I broke down your car!"
Wang Ping was really angry this time.
Not only has this guy been committing suicide, but now he has even started to lie... He is lying to Badger, and his mouth is full of nonsense.
Wang Ping stretched out his claws and supported himself on the dashboard, then turned over, jumped onto someone's shoulder, and slapped that person's face.
"oops!"
"You hit me again!"
"It's the car that broke down, it's none of my business!"
"I was wrong… "
"Don't hit someone in the face!"
"Is it okay if I'm wrong?"
In the thick fog, the shepherd with a dim light on kept shaking in the wilderness...
Since the car was out of gas and couldn't be driven, and this place wasn't on the main road, the only thing we could do was to find a way to get to the nearest town to seek help. At the very least, we had to be able to buy some gas.
When the sky was just beginning to lighten, a hungry badger was sticking its butt out, rummaging through a pile of junk on the back seat of a car, hoping to find a bag of snacks it had left behind.
Someone had a black eye and was holding a tablet in his hand, looking at a map of his current location, looking for the nearest town.
The closest straight-line route is, of course, Provincial Highway 202 on the border of the grassland. But if he wanted to try his luck at hailing a car along the provincial highway, or walk to a populated town, Gu Laosan always felt that he would be at a disadvantage.
At this moment, his eyes kept wandering around a large dark green area on the map.
Yesterday afternoon, when the live broadcast was going off, someone boasted that he would take everyone to see more beautiful scenery today. But if he didn't start the live broadcast in the morning, or if he started the live broadcast but told everyone that he was lost, wouldn't that be embarrassing
In his first live show after signing with Douyu, he not only forgot to buy food and refuel the car, but also drove the car to the wilderness where there was no village or store in the back while sleeping. If this was exposed, Gu Laosan couldn't imagine what his reputation would be like in the live broadcast industry in the future. You know, before this, he regarded himself as a wilderness god who had faced poachers in Africa.
“Absolutely not! I, Gu Lang, would rather die of exhaustion or starvation than let anyone know the truth!” Gu Laosan shook his head viciously, his eyes firmly fixed on an area on the map. It said: Daxinganling!
"Boss, I found the nearest town, shall we go?"
Someone's voice was heard in the car.
Huh? So fast
Wang Ping raised his head from a pile of miscellaneous items and saw someone looking at him with a very sincere expression.
Emmm, this expression...
The black and white skin on Wang Ping's forehead wrinkled. He always felt that Gu Laosan's expression was not as sincere as it seemed, and there was a weird and awkward feeling.
Subconsciously, he wanted to check someone's route, but after thinking about it, Wang Ping decided to trust him once. He tried not to act too omnipotent. After all, looking at a map is different from smoking, so it's not appropriate to show it off. Besides, there are navigation systems these days, and Gu Laosan has his own wifi, so he won't really get lost.
Clapping his paws, Wang Ping turned around and jumped off the back seat.
But as if he thought of something, Wang Ping turned around again, climbed back to the back seat, opened a cardboard box on the side, and took out the drone inside.
"Huh? What are you doing with it? It's very heavy to carry." Gu Lang asked.
What do you care? I'm happy to do it!
Wang Ping bared his teeth at someone and glared at him threateningly.
"Okay, take it if you want. I'll go get the bag..."