Yin Kuang lowered his head and stroked the small green notebook and said, "Tell me, what's the matter?" Bai Lu said, "It's actually a job certificate! It's used to redeem positions in universities."
"Exchange for a position in a university?"
Bai Lu said: "Yes! My brother told me. Take this 'green certificate' for example. This is the lowest level certificate that can be exchanged for the lowest level job - 'handyman'. However, don't look at this It is the lowest-level position, but it means that you are officially working for the principal." Yin Kuang couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, and said: "It turns out it is a certificate of working for the principal. I thought..." Yin Kuang didn't finish, Bai Lu He raised two middle fingers at him. Yin Kuang asked: "What are you doing?" Bai Lu said: "What are you doing? It sounds like you despise this certificate. How about you convince everyone to give this certificate to me? Believe it or not, I will hug you hard right away. How many kisses?"
Yin Kuang responded quickly and said, "You mean, what are the benefits of working as a union member for the principal?" "Benefits? Huge benefits!" Bai Lu said, "If nothing else, senior Chongming is the president of the student union, right? ?His position was obtained by redeeming a 'white certificate'. I heard from my brother that in order to fight for the 'white certificate', Senior Chongming and Fenghou Ye fought hard. At that time, my brother was also beaten by Fenghou I almost killed him. Do you think university positions are important?"
Yin Kuang's interest gradually increased and he said: "Stop being a show-off and tell me quickly, what are the benefits of working in a university?" Bai Lu said: "At the very least, if you work for the principal, you will be the principal's employee. , with the principal supporting you, you hardly have to worry about safety issues in colleges and universities. Even if you are a "handyman", when other students attack you, he will be punished by the principal. Of course, if you attack others first, the principal will Never mind. In addition, position is also equivalent to a kind of authority. Every time we ask the principal a question, doesn't the principal always say "insufficient authority"? Then, with this, the problem of insufficient authority can be solved. Also, work for the principal , you can earn 'work points', and using the 'work points', you can negotiate terms with the principal. For example, resurrect someone!"
Yin Kuang couldn't help being surprised and said: "That's it."
After a pause, Yin Kuang said: "Then, as long as you get the corresponding certificate, you can exchange it for the corresponding position, thereby increasing the authority of the university. In this way, not only is the safety in the university guaranteed, but also with the help of the principal, It can also accelerate the growth of strength!"
Bai Lu glanced sideways at Yin Kuang and said, "I'm telling you, little Yinzi, do you think college certificates are just cabbage? You can get as many as you want?" Yin Kuang asked, "Are you saying it's difficult to get a certificate?" "This... It’s hard to say. But it’s not easy anyway. Everything depends on the principal’s happiness. For example, this time, we planned to kill Yuhuatian. The principal was happy and threw us a green certificate. My brother said, unless it is Only specific positions, such as student union president, dean of students, librarian, and even... vice-principal, will provide specific ways to obtain them, and the rest will depend on the principal's satisfaction."
"And... the vice principal!?" Yin Kuang was shocked.
"Yeah. My brother said it. But no one has ever gotten the 'black certificate' representing the vice-principal. Not to mention the vice-principal, no one has even gotten the 'red certificate' for the dean. But, that The director of the library seems to be the legendary Hongye Senior, she is awesome. Of course, this is not important. My brother said this is too far away from us." Bai Lu said: "What is important now is this green certificate , to whom." As he said that, Bai Lu looked at Yin Kuang with burning eyes.
"Who does it belong to?" Yin Kuang glanced down at the "green certificate", smiled slightly, and said: "This is really a question..."
There is only one "green certificate", but there are 15 people in Class 1237. In principle, everyone has the right to get it, but what about the reality? Whether it is based on contribution or prestige and ability, disputes are inevitable. As far as Yin Kuang is concerned, he definitely wants to get this green certificate. No one else, just because he was severely humiliated by a senior class not long ago! And what about Bai Lu? It must be what you want. Not to mention others. There is no doubt about the benefits brought by "college positions". Who is not envious of them
Do you want to keep it privately? No! This is absolutely idiotic behavior. If a group that has finally been put together disintegrates because of a green certificate, it is really unworthy. The previous efforts will be destroyed in an instant, and new enemies may even be formed. Anyone who is not an idiot would not do this.
The more he thought about it, the more Yin Kuang felt a headache, and said: "Bai Lu, what do you think we should do?" Bai Lu shrugged, looked at Yin Kuang, and said: "If I knew what to do, I wouldn't come to you. I would just do it directly I stole this green certificate. When the time comes, I will say that my brother took it, and you will have nothing to say. But, who told me that I am too kind? I feel so bad." As he spoke, Bai Lu sighed, stroking his heart. Said: "So in the end I decided to leave this kind of brain-intensive matter to you."
Yin Kuang's face tightened, and he really wanted to slap the "green certificate" in his hand on his thief face, "Are you trying to embarrass me on purpose? This thing is a hot potato. It will burn your hands when you hold it, and it will burn your mouth when you eat it, but... The aroma is tempting and everyone wants it. What do you want me to do?" Bai Lu said with a smile: "This is your problem. Then, I will keep this certificate with you for now. You can think about how to deal with it. Alas, It seems that today’s pork stewed vermicelli will not be eaten. I dodge first!”
"By the way, don't forget, the club is recruiting new members tomorrow at noon. Remember to dress up nicely, maybe you can catch a pretty girl." With that said, Bai Lu opened the door with a "bang".
Bai Lu, who jumped to the ground, turned back and glanced up at coffin board No. 29, with a look of jealousy on his face. "Brother, I am your biological brother. Why do you feel that you treat Yin Kuang better than me?" He sighed. With a sound, Bai Lu tightened his fist slightly, and then pressed his heart, "However, one day, I will really impress you. Just wait and see, I have begun to feel the power that is about to move in my body... The closer I get to Yin Kuang, the more I feel the existence of that power... Why is this? Brother, you are unwilling to say it, so I will find out for myself!"
After saying that, he got into his dormitory, the fifth "coffin" on the first floor.
And what about Yin Kuang? Looking at the "green certificate" in his hand, he smiled bitterly, "The three people who have just joined are not qualified. Zeng Fei has an uncontroversial personality, Wei Ming is innocent, Qi Xiaoyun, Qiu Yun, and Qian Qianqian. The three women can be excluded. If Tang Rouyu wants to If he wants, Ouyang Mu will also rule out Pan Longtao. If he is sensible, he will not come to fight. Then there are me, Bai Lu, Wang Ning, and Li Shuangmu... This is really... Forget it, let's talk about it some other time. However, this certificate , I am determined to win!" As he said that, Yin Kuang clenched the small green notebook in his hand.
After some busy work, washing up, and eating, Yin Kuang put everything aside, rolled onto the bed, and wrapped himself tightly in it, "Whatever! The boat will straighten out when it reaches the front. Let's talk about the mess tomorrow!"
This wonderful sleep was only interrupted when the alarm bell rang. When Yin Kuang opened his sleepy eyes and grabbed the alarm clock to see the time clearly, he couldn't help but lamented, "It's that time again!" After saying that, Yin Kuang threw away the alarm clock, got up quickly, and got into the bathroom. The fallen alarm clock displayed the words "07:55".
"Principal, I want to redeem a piece of pineapple-flavored butter bread!" Yin Kuang said as he hurriedly put on a white T-shirt. By the time he got dressed, the pineapple-flavored brioche was already in his hands. Then Yin Kuang took the bread in his mouth, put on his pants and shoes, rushed out of the dormitory, and ran towards the teaching building.
The second before the weird school bell rang, Yin Kuang rushed into the classroom of Class 1237 and sat in his seat like the wind. "Phew! Fortunately, I'm not late." Yin Kuang was greatly relieved. One breath. Everyone couldn't help but look at him when they saw him rushing into the classroom. And Bai Lu, who was sitting next to Yin Kuang, said, "I say, little Yinzi, you really know how to count the time, and you always get it right."
Yin Kuang rolled his eyes, put the last piece of bread in his hand into his mouth, and said while chewing: "You think I overslept." As he said that, Yin Kuang's face was also full of distress. "Oh, I overslept, I know." Bai Lu smiled "hehe". As for why he was laughing "hehe", Yin Kuang didn't bother to care.
At this time, the Flame Queen, dressed in fiery red, kicked open the teacher's door fiercely, walked in, stood on the podium, glanced at the people below the classroom, and then shouted: "Class!"
"Hello teacher!"
Bang——
A burst of dazzling white light engulfed everyone!
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Bang——
There was another burst of dazzling white light, and more than ten people appeared in the empty classroom. It was the members of Class 1237 who had returned from the "course scene".
The Flame Queen looked at the people below and said: "I hope you will keep in mind every point I just said. You don't have to use a weapon to kill someone. As long as you can use it, anything, even a strand of hair, can kill someone." People die. Submit a copy of your experience in the next class, 1,500 words each. Write it carefully for me. Again, every piece of knowledge you have learned now can help you live longer. I don’t want to If you die early, please take me seriously!"
"One more thing I want to tell you. Today at noon, tomorrow at noon, and the day after tomorrow at noon, major associations and societies in colleges and universities will recruit new students in the central hall of the auditorium. You can go and try your luck. By the way, for girls, you can go to Hongye I will give it a try. I don’t think I need to say more about the power of the Red Leaf Club. You should have heard about it these days. In addition, this queen is one of the five elders of the Red Leaf Club. I can recommend one or two to you when the time comes. As for whether you can seize the opportunity, it's up to you. Above! Now, get out of class is over!"
"goodbye teacher!"