How Could I Lose to Him
我怎么可能喜欢他
Author: 墨西柯
Latest: Chapter 144
Status: Completed
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Genres: Romance, Sports, Comedy
Tags: androgynous characters child abuse childhood friends childhood love cold protagonist
The two private high schools have merged. The big bosses/fish of both schools find one another displeasing to the eye, and engage in both open and hidden conflict.
Sui Houyu looked at his counterpart and curled his lips disdainfully: He puts on such airs but can’t behave like a person.
Hou Mo stared back and sneered: Quite the Helen of Troy isn’t he – pretty enough to start wars over, and has quite the temper. Forget about being the most handsome guy in the school, you can be the school belle.
Sui Houyu had a manic mood disorder and severe insomnia but found that as long as he was close to Hou Mo, he could fall asleep. From then on, Hou Mo had an additional little grumpy monster by his side.
After winning a doubles tennis match, the partners who then would arrange to duel/fight against one another on the rooftop, could only be Sui Houyu and Hou Mo. After their teammates found out about the matter, they were filled with anxiety.
After some time, Sui Houyu returned with his lips were slightly swollen, and the corners of his mouth bruised, causing everyone to be furious with Hou Mo on his behalf.
When Hou Mo returned to the class, he had tooth marks on his throat and had lost two buttons on the top of his shirt. He quickly explained to Sui Houyu: “I really didn’t smile at any girls while we were playing. That’s just how my face looks.”
Everyone can disperse now…
Interviewer: Please use four words to describe what you think about him?
Hou Mo: I like him so much that I can’t stop touching him/ put him down.
Sui Houyu: F* it.
Reporter: What sort of hobbies do you have?
Hou Mo: Groping fish.¹
Sui Hou Yu: Beating up monkeys.²
Notes :
[1] Refers to lazing on the job, but the ‘yu’ for fish is a homonym for Sui Hou Yu’s ‘yu’
[2] Monkey Hou is a pun on Hou Mo’s name
1.两所私立高中并校了，两校大佬看对方颇为不顺眼，明争暗斗不断。
随侯钰看着对方撇嘴：长得人模狗样的，怎么就不干人事呢？
侯陌看着对方冷笑：长得祸国殃民的，脾气还挺大，当个屁校草你该当校花。
2.随侯钰有狂躁症，失眠严重，突然发现只要靠近侯陌就能睡着。
自此，侯陌的被窝里多了一只暴躁的小怪兽，
嫌弃他，还天天来睡他。
3.网球双打比赛赢了，互为搭档的两个人还能天台约架的，估计也就只有随侯钰和侯陌了。
队友们得知后，个个急得不行。
许久后，随侯钰回来了，嘴唇微肿，嘴角都有了淤青，气得众人纷纷要去找侯陌算账。
直到侯陌回到班级，喉结上有牙印，领口的扣子还掉了两颗，追着随侯钰解释：“我打球的时候真没对女孩子笑，我天生笑眼。”
散了吧……
4.记者：请用四个字形容对他的看法。
侯陌：爱不释手。
随侯钰：去他妈的。
记者：平时有什么业余爱好？
侯陌：摸鱼。
随侯钰：打猴。
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嫁鸡随鸡嫁侯随侯，“睡不着”和“睡不醒”的爱情故事。
“我爱学习”骚话攻ד多才多艺”炸毛受
【双大佬、双学神、体育生】【网球双打搭档】【竹马】【彼此最特别的羁绊】
注：日常小甜文，流水账，苏苏苏。
没有原型，无论是动漫还是现实里明星，都请不要瞎代入，感谢。
排雷：受真的有狂躁症，易燃易爆。攻真的骚，又浪又狗。性格各有缺点，个别角色口吐芬芳，还请海涵，介意的话可以去看看其他好书。
截图于2019年9月4日。
围脖：睡不醒的墨西柯
内容标签： 强强 竞技 相爱相杀 校园
搜索关键字：主角：随侯钰、侯陌 ┃ 配角：冉述、桑献、苏安怡、邓亦衡、沈君璟、徐柚壹、艾梦甜 ┃ 其它：网球双打、竹马
一句话简介：最痞的攻，爱最野的受。
立意：两名少年的网球双打逐梦之路。